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RDT Reviews Wrestlemania

WWF Wrestlemania
March 31, 1985
New York, NY

Wrestlemania is the most important wrestling card in North American wrestling history. Shown on closed-circuit, Wrestlemania was Vince McMahon’s big chance. As the legend goes, if Wrestlemania was a success, the WWF could skyrocket financially and change wrestling forever. If it had failed Vince could be nearly wiped out financially and wrestling would never be the same again. Those were the stakes (exaggerated or not, I do think pro wrestling wouldn’t be remotely the same had Mania failed).

But Vince’s plan was pretty good. He had the most popular wrestler in the world in the main event in Hulk Hogan. Probably the #2 heel in the world was also in that match (Roddy Piper). The show also was full of celebrities. Mr. T, Cyndy Lauper, Libarace, they all came to Wrestlemania.

Anyway, a successful show makes the WWF, a poor one ruins them. Let’s see how it turned out.

The Card

Mean Gene sings the National Anthem. Strange that there wasn’t a celebrity for this.

Lord Alfred Hayes sounds quite nervous. Mene Gene then interviews Tito Santana and The Executioner. Executioner’s mask looks ridiculous.

Tito Santana vs. The Executioner

Not much to say here, but crowd is into Tito for sure.

Santana makes the Executioner submit in 4:50. Figure Four wins it, the story being Santana’s calling out Greg Valentine. Executioner was undefeated before Santana won here…the first streak that ended at Wrestlemania!

Lord Alfred Hayes must have just had a bad night.

King Kong Bundy vs. SD Jones

Well, this is a record WWE continually looks to break at many Manias. I think they did it at 24.

Bundy pins Jones in 0:24. Avalanche and splash for the win. No five count though. The Fink says the match was nine seconds long…which it wasn’t.

Matt Borne vs. Ricky Steamboat

“Maniac” Matt Borne? Could have been cool to actually say he went under that name when he became Doink years later.

Some nice suplexes from Borne, but this has mostly been all Steamboat.

Steamboat pins Borne in 4:38. Steamboat pits a flying body press for the win. Alright match, seemed to be a showcase for Steamboat.

David Sammartino vs. Brutus Beefcake

Crowd ERUPTS when Bruno Sammartino is announced as he seconds David.

Speaking of which, wouldn’t Bruno vs. Hogan have been a legendary match? I wonder why that never happened. Bruno definitely wrestled later in the 80s.

Longest match of the night so far, but also quite boring.

Double DQ in 11:44. Johnny Valiant slams David on the outside, and Bruno kicks his ass. The crowd once again erupts when Bruno kicks ass. Double DQ. Not sure why that went 11 minutes if that was the finish, but the image of Bruno owning is a Wrestlemania moment that definitely doesn’t get enough credit. That was awesome.

Intercontinental Championship
Greg Valentine© vs. Junkyard Dog

JYD has entrance music and that also wakes the crowd up.

Valentine nails his manager, Jimmy Hart, the crowd goes bananas once again. Despite the quality of the matches there is great heat here. That’s 1985 for you.

Valentine pins JYD with the feet on the ropes…but Santana comes down to explain what happened to the referee. This leads to…

JYD wins by countout in 6:55. Weird finish for sure, but at least it furthered the Santana vs. JYD feud.

World Tag Team Championship
U.S. Express© vs. Nikolai Volkoff and The Iron Sheik

The Express is Mike Rotundo and Barry Windham.

Like Borne, it’s crazy how Rotundo and Windham would appear at future Wrestlemanias. Rotundo would become IRS, Windham would be at Mania 13 as Blackjack Windham.

The Iron Sheik and Volkoff win the titles at 6:55. Sheik uses Freddy Blasse’s cane to hit Windham and Volkoff gets the pin. Heels win in the first title change at Wrestlemania, who woulda thunk it?

$15,000 Bodyslam Challenge
Big John Studd vs. Andre the Giant

Also, if Andre were to lose here, he would retire.

Big reaction for Andre of course. Pretty sure even at the time there was no way Studd was winning this.

Really slow match here. This was past Andre’s prime obviously.

Andre wins in 5:54. Slam comes out of nowhere but the crowd goes crazy for it. Heenan steals the money.

Women’s Championship
Leilani Kai© vs. Wendi Richter

We obviously don’t get “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” on the Network.

Like everything else on the show, this really isn’t anything to write home about.

Richter wins the title by pin in 6:12. Botched finish where Richter’s supposed to roll through a flying bodypress but fails. Eventually she gets over and gets the pin. It’s the moment that counts though, and the crowd popped huge for Richter. Interestingly, Richter would get legit double crossed by Vince and the Fabulous Moolah soon afterwards. There’s various rumors about why this happened. The most accepted story is that Vince didn’t want to pay her as much as she wanted (she was arguably the #2 face in the promotion at one point), and possibly even Hogan felt threatened about her.

Time for Celebritymania! Billy Martin! Libarace!

Hulk Hogan and Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff

Muhammad Ali is your special referee, which is pretty bad ass in itself. Funny story here: Pat Patterson suggested he be a second referee to make sure Ali was okay out there. Patterson would admit he would just find excuses to get on the Mania card for the payday.

Piper gets a live bagpipe entrance. Makes you wonder what Ric Flair could have gotten as an entrance had he been a part of this.

Oddly, this feels like the rich man’s version of the Dennis Rodman matches in WCW.

Mr. T does a good job early on slamming Piper.

Craziness ensues with Jimmy Snuka nearly coming off the top rope.

While it’s mostly been a standard tag match, Mr. T definitely did a great job.

Hogan and Mr. T win when Hogan pinned Orndorff in 13:24. Bob Orton comes off the top and misses Hogan, nailing Orndorff with the cast. Hogan pins him for the win. Good match, best of the night for sure. This definitely was what the WWF needed, the biggest match doing well. This would continue the Piper-Mr. T feud and start Orndorff’s turn.

Hogan, T and Snuka celebrate to end the first Wrestlemania.

Technically this show sucks. There’s not a good match until the main event, and even that wouldn’t be on most people’s top 50 Mania matches. But it worked in 1985. Actually, that’s an understatement. Over a million people went to closed circuit locations to watch it. And the WWF was off and running as a result. The WWF wouldn’t quite get the Mania formula right at Mania II (which I already reviewed and it didn’t do well), but they’d get it figured out soon enough.

Again, the show sucks…but that’s not what mattered here.

Final Grade: A-

Video Games

The (Fictional) World Series of Smash

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                A random rant about the competitive video game community first. While I enjoy participating in and watching Super Smash Bros. tournaments, I always wished there was more diversity in them. Sure, the idea of competitive gaming is to minimize luck and maximize skill. But I believe more can be done to have casuals play more tournaments as well to expand the game. Giving casuals events they can do well in as well providing a tournament scene that allows them to have fun and not feel bad about losing to competitive players could only grow the Super Smash Bros. community.

If I ever become rich and wealthy, I would look to create a World Series of Smash, a series of tournaments that provide big money Guarantees for small buy-ins. I would try to have Nintendo endorse the series as well (so no Project M or Super Smash Flash) in this fictional scenario. I would look to have every single match recorded and uploaded. While some (most) of the events are standard double elimination style tournaments, some of the events are tournament types not even remotely seen in the Smash community. Right now, it’s just a dream.

Event #1

Game: Melee

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $15,000

Event #2

Game: Smash 4

Rules: Single Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $10,000

Event #3

Game: Smash 4

Rules: 4 v 4, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20 ($5 per player)

Guaranteed: $3,000

Event #4

Game: Brawl

Rules: 1 Stock, 3 Min, Best of Sevens, Double Elimination, Randoms

Buy-in: $10

Guaranteed: $4,000

Event #5

Game: Smash 4

Rules: Best of Fives, Must use different character each time.

Buy-in: $10

Guaranteed: $6,000

Event #6

Game: Smash 4

Rules: 8 Player Smash, 15 Mins, 10% of highest scores advance (closest to a multiple of 8).

Buy-in: $10

Guaranteed: $4,000

Event #7

Game: Smash 4

Rules: 3 v 3, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $21 ($7 per team)

Guaranteed: $3,000

Event #8

Game: Smash 4

Rules: 4 Player Smash, 10 HP, Randoms, Customs On, Single Elimination

Buy-in: $5

Guaranteed: $2,500

Event #9

Game: Melee

Rules: Single Elimination, Best of Sevens

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $15,000

Event #10

Game: Brawl

Rules: Double Elimination, Low Items

Buy-in: $10

Guaranteed: $3,000

Event #11

Game: 64, Melee, Brawl, 4

Rules: Double Elimination, Game selection is a counterpick option. Game choice at the beginning is a result of striking.

Buy-in: $10

Guaranteed: $2,000

Event #12 (64 Main Event)

Game: 64

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $6,000

Event #13 (64 Teams Main Event)

Game: 64

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20 ($10 per player)

Guaranteed: $4,000

Event #14 (Melee Main Event)

Game: Melee

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $40,000

Event #15 (Melee Teams Main Event)

Game: Melee

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20 ($10 per player)

Guaranteed: $20,000

Event #16 (Brawl Main Event)

Game: Brawl

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $15,000

Event #17 (Brawl Teams Main Event)

Game: Brawl

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20 ($10 per player)

Guaranteed: $8,000

Event #18 (Smash 4 Main Event)

Game: Smash 4

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20

Guaranteed: $25,000

Event #19 (Smash 4 Teams Main Event)

Game: Smash 4

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $20 ($10 per player)

Guaranteed: $8,000

Event #20

Game: Smash 4

Rules: Standard Tournament, Double Elimination

Buy-in: $50

Guaranteed: $20,000

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Video Games

RDT Reviews Super Mario Bros. (NES)

There’s an argument to be made that Super Mario Bros. is the most influential video game of all time. SMB created the blueprint that all platformers (2D or 3D) followed for the next 30 years. It may seem simple, run forward, jump on some platforms, avoid some enemies and get to the end of the level. There’s so much depth within such a simple design.

Gameplay wise, SMB is still fun to play despite thirty years of gaming. All of the controls are tight and smooth. When you want Mario to jump, he jumps. When you want him to run, he runs. There aren’t any spots where you feel like the game screwed you over. The game is also very easy to follow. The goal is to get to the end of each level to advance. Along the way there are obstacles, usually enemies to bypass or holes to jump over, that Mario must overcome in order to succeed. There are three power-ups that can help you: the Mushroom which makes Mario big and gives him an extra hitpoint in case he’s hit by an enemy, the Fire Flower that lets Mario shoot fireballs and the Star which allows Mario invincibility for a short while. Each enemy has their own unique attributes. For example a Koopa Troopa that’s green will walk straight and fall off any cliffs, while a red Koopa Troopa will turn around when approaching a cliff. The enemy system quite easy to remember (and still used today in Mario games).

The level design is quite smart. It would have been easy just to throw these obstacles together and call it a game, but Nintendo did better than that. There are secrets all over SMB’s eight worlds (32 levels). While maybe today gamers won’t hunt down for every 1-Up Mushroom or every coin, back then finding every little secret was on par with 100%ing a game. Sure there are the big ones. Finding the Warp Zones that let you skip a few worlds was obviously a great accomplishment, but finding all those hidden blocks with 1-Ups made you feel like you were an expert at the game. Every Mario player tried to go down every green pipe in the game. Every Mario player hit every brick just for the satisfaction of finding a gold coin (or ten). That’s what made SMB brilliant, the game was so much larger than its eight worlds would suggest.

Amazingly, despite there being about five or six musical tracks in the entire game, all of them are memorable and often remixed today in current games. The overworld theme is perhaps the most recognizable piece of music in video game history. The sound effects are just as memorable. SMB also looked great for its time. There was some really smart palette swapping done (for example, a goomba and a mushroom are just palette swaps of one another, as is a cloud and a bush) and the colors really work for the Nintendo. When you remember some of the graphical junk the NES produced in the 1980s it really makes one appreciate what SMB looks like.

Really, that’s all there is to it. SMB is still fun to play for a night. And whether or not you’re playing it just to beat it or going through every single green pipe, you’re still in for a memorable experience.

Pros:

-Controls feel tight

-Memorable music, sounds and graphics

-Smart level design

-Memorable enemies and characters

-Simple to pick up

Cons:

-Not difficult at all

-Someone with Mario Maker could remake the whole game in a couple hours

Technically it isn’t perfect, but in 1985 it probably surpassed that expectation anyway. It’s influence alone give it a perfect grade.

Grade: A+

Football

Super Bowl 50 Prediction

We’re 6-4 heading into Super Bowl 50. At first glance Super Bowl 50 looked like a really easy pick. But its definitely not.

Super Bowl 50: Denver Broncos (15-3) vs. Carolina Panthers (17-1)

Denver’s defense is terrifying. What they did to Tom Brady and the Patriots last week was both horrific and beautiful to watch. Without blitzing they got to Brady again and again and were the reason Denver won.

But Cam Newton’s terrifying as well. A deserving MVP who this year became the player we all wanted Michael Vick to be 12 years ago. The player Donovan McNabb never became. The player Dante Culpepper was for one season and then never again. Cam Newton has no good receivers and a great receiving Tight End in Greg Olsen.

All Carolina needs to do is get a 7-0 lead and I think it’ll be over. Denver needs to play a smashmouth ugly game to win and I think Cam Newton will be able to make enough plays to beat that style. If Carolina gets a 7-0 lead Peyton Manning has to score. While Denver did that twice early against New England, the last three quarter it was back to nothing for Denver. Carolina led the league in opponent possessions ending in an interception at 12.4%. I think Peyton will throw one or two. Carolina’s got Cam and they should have enough on D even without Thomas Davis.

Panthers 24, Broncos 17

 

 

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWF In Your House 3: The Triple Header

WWF In Your House 3: The Triple Header
September 24, 1995
Saginaw, MI

This is the first WWF PPV event after WCW Nitro had debuted. While the WWF finally had some competition, it wasn’t as if WCW was destroying them right off the bat. WCW began the war at about even ground with the WWF but Vince McMahon hadn’t gotten desperate yet.

Still, the WWF had to be reeling when Lex Luger showed up on Nitro. With a couple of In Your House PPVs left before Survivor Series, the WWF had to make sure to put on an interesting product in order to not allow WCW to take an early lead. To be fair the main event here is intriguing with the three big WWF belts on the line in one match (an idea copied at Backlash 2001). Is there any chance in hell Yokozuna or Owen Hart would walk out of Saginaw the WWF Champion? Well no…but let’s see what happens anyway.

The Card

Savio Vega vs. Waylon Mercy

Vega had started to get a push as Razor Ramon’s friend while Mercy was a nearly finished Dan Spivey.

Mercy gets the early advantage and slams Savio on the floor. Vince says he’s undefeated so far.

It looks like Spivey can’t really move. He hits Savio with a stun gun but it looked like his knee gave out.

Doc Hendrix tells us Owen Hart isn’t here for the main event.

Vega with one of the stranger pinfall attempts I’ve ever seen. It was like a slow reverse Russian Legsweep.

Brainbuster from Mercy that looked a bit dangerous. Again, you can tell Mercy physically was near his end.

Savio Vega pins Waylon Mercy in 7:06. Vega hits the flying spin kick for the upset victory. This was probably done because Mercy was close to retiring. It’s a shame that Dan Spivey was near retirement here as the Mercy character was pretty cool and is a really early prototype of what you see with Bray Wyatt. Match wasn’t good though.

Jim Cornette and Gorilla Monsoon argue backstage over whether the Triple Header is still on because Owen isn’t here. Monsoon says it’s on.

Henry Godwinn vs. Sycho Sid

The build-up seems to be that Sid went crazy after Godwinn slopped him. Godwinn also slopped Ted Dibiase but Sid powerbombed him on the floor as a result.

Godwinn’s dominating Sid early on. He suplexes Sid into the ring but hurts his own back. At least there’s some psychology here since he’s selling the back injury from being powerbombed on the floor.

Godwinn eventually makes a comeback and Slop Drops Sid. How low did Sid fall down the totem pole to nearly be beaten by Henry Godwinn?

Sid pins Henry Godwinn in 7:23. Dibiase trips Godwinn and Sid legdrops him. Powerbomb and its over. It had a good first minute and a boring last six minutes. Bam Bam Bigelow runs in on Sid (didn’t realize that was still a feud) and Kama comes in to take out Bigelow. Dibiase gets slopped anyway. Rough start to the PPV here.

Still talking about Owen not being here and if the match will still go down. Monsoon allows Cornette to pick a different partner if Owen doesn’t make it.

British Bulldog vs. Bam Bam Bigelow

Amazing what happened to Bam Bam’s career after Wrestlemania XI. He turned face, teamed with Diesel, got frustrated with the Kliq backstage and was looking to get out by the summer.

The commentary completely focuses on the Bulldog, a surefire sign that the Bulldog was on his way up and Bam Bam’s just foddler here.

Gotta like the Bulldog obviously rolling into place for Bam Bam. Bulldog kicks out of Bigelow’s flying headbutt as well.

Nice enzugiri from Bigelow. Bulldog sells it with a full flip too.

The British Bulldog pins Bigelow in 12:00. Powerslam (not the standard running one though) finishes off Bigelow. This was a solid back and forth match that had some slow parts. Still, good enough and an improvement over the first two matches. Of course the Bulldog was going over here to prepare him for the Undertaker on RAW the next night.

Razor Ramon vs. Dean Douglas

Bob Backlund introduces Douglas. That could have been a great combo.

Douglas introduces Ramon, weird as that is.

Douglas finally gets control after slamming Razor into the steps. All the school puns do get annoying at some point.

Razor looks absolutely bored in a camel clutch. Jeez.

Douglas throws Razor into the referee, surprisingly this isn’t a DQ.

Dean Douglas pins Razor Ramon in 14:53. Ramon nails a Razor’s Edge and pins Douglas. 1-2-3 Kid runs in and counts three. Ramon thinks he’s won but then sees the Kid and shoves him out. Douglas rolls Razor up (botched as well) and gets the win. I actually like the idea of the finish and it kind of worked. The match was pretty boring though. Douglas has a boring moveset overall and just doesn’t do anything interesting. Kid and Ramon nearly come to blows afterwards.

Bret Hart vs. Jean-Pierre Lafitte

The angle here was Lafitte stole Bret Hart’s ring jacket. Rough year storyline wise for Bret Hart.

I don’t even know when this happened as I watched the RAWs between Summerslam and this PPV and I don’t recall this happening.

Lafitte is dominating and this is pretty good so far. Bret Hart really knows how to make his opponent with his selling.

Bret backdrops Lafitte over the top rope but he lands on his feet, drags Bret out and slams him into the steps! Great spot.

Top rope legdrop from Lafitte but Bret kicks out. Lafitte with a pretty good taunt too.

Bret moves out of the way of the Cannonball. Crowd is really into this. They should be, this is a very good match.

Lafitte with a somersault plancha to the outside…but he MISSES as Bret moves out of the way. Wow!

Surprisingly, Lafitte blocks the elbow in Bret’s Five Moves of Doom.

Bret tries a crucifix pin, but Lafitte counters by putting Bret on his shoulders and hits a rolling Samoan Drop like move (I don’t know what it’s called). Really cool nonetheless.

So many great reversals. Bret goes for the bulldog…but Laffite shoves him right into the turnbuckles!

Bret crotches himself into the ropes after a missed tackle. Laffite then misses a top rope splash!

Bret Hart wins by submission in 16:37.. Bret sneakily locks in the Sharpshooter for the win. Great match and this becomes the 2nd In Your House out of three that Bret saves. To be far Laffite was good here too. Too bad his attitude didn’t allow him to last much longer. It looked like Bret was trying to make a point about being the best wrestler in the WWF at the time. Point taken.

Cornette picks the Bulldog. What a surprise…

WWF, IC and Tag Team Championship
Diesel (WC) and Shawn Michaels (IC) vs. The British Bulldog and Yokozuna (TTC)

This obviously has screwjob written all over it with the Bulldog/Owen switch. If I were watching at the time I could have easily told you what the finish would be.

Shawn mocks Yokozuna by doing the whole sumo routine and Yoko gets him with an elbow to the face. I thought that was hilarious.

Bulldog fails to get Diesel up for the big vertical suplex…but he impressively gets him up on a 2nd try.

Decent Bulldog-HBK match breaks out until Yokozuna comes in and just nerve holds HBK down. We were getting close to Yokozuna not being able to do much in the ring due to his size.

Diesel and Shawn Michaels win the Tag Title when Diesel pinned Owen Hart in 15:42. HBK superkicks Yokozuna to the outside. Bulldog slams Diesel, but HBK goes flying off the top rope with an elbow drop to take him out. Owen Hart runs down but Diesel dodges the flying dropkick. Jackknife Powerbomb gets the win. This was a bullshit finish as on RAW the titles were returned to Owen and Yokozuna because Owen wasn’t legally in the match. The WWF promoted this big Triple Header and then came up with a way for none of the title change. Pinning a guy not in the match? Come on now. At least the match was decent thanks to the Bulldog and HBK.

Really only one good (very good) match here which was Bret-Lafitte. While Bulldog-Bigelow wasn’t bad and the main event was decent despite a terrible finish everything else is pretty forgettable. I maybe could bump this a little if the main event had a good finish. Things would only get worse for the WWF I’m afraid.

Final Grade: C