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RDT Reviews WWE Money In the Bank 2011

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WWE Money in the Bank 2011
July 17, 2011
Chicago, IL
Reviewed on March 8, 2014

Background: Ever since WCW went bankrupt, American Professional wrestlers didn’t have a whole lot of leverage anymore. There was no real competition. Sure, there was TNA, but a few notable wrestlers…only one who was a sure fire main eventer at the time (and one WWE legend)…ever went there. (Kurt Angle is the main eventer…even though Jeff Hardy, Mick Foley is the legend). Other guys had other non-wrestling ventures they could look at, but usually, they came back (Big Show, Chris Jericho, Batista). In terms of North American pro wrestling, the top is WWE. The money is in WWE. The stardom is in WWE.

The case of Kurt Angle actually showed that Vince McMahon could have all the leverage. Angle…fresh off of main eventing Wrestlemania, went to TNA and ratings hardly moved. Vince had went from a system of having one or two top guys (The Hogan Era, the Austin-Rock Era) to many big guys with only one that was at the very top (an argument Vince used with Hulk Hogan regarding Hogan’s Summerslam 06 payoff). I believe this actually dilutes the product, but that’s another discussion for another time.

Creatively though, WWE had really hit a down point after a solid 2010. That glass ceiling that’s existed for years and years in WWE seemed to be in clear view of the fans. In 2010 guys like Sheamus, Wade Barrett, the Miz and Daniel Bryan were coming on strong. In 2009, the same could be said about CM Punk. All of these guys here had been something ranging from kinda buried to buried. Sheamus went from bad ass heel champion killing Triple H to joke King of the Ring to actually outright missing the Wrestlemania card in favor of a Rock promo. He only recovered in early 2012…only to get buried because of his stupid 18 second World Title win at Mania 28. Barrett was the leader of one of the most creative angles WWE had done in a while in the Nexus. John Cena squashed him and the Nexus at TLC 2010, and Barrett has never reached that level again. The Miz was the WWE World Champion coming into 2011. Maybe he was somewhat average in the ring, but his character was just pure heel heat. Cena buried him at Over the Limit 2011 in one of the worst booked I Quit Matches I can remember (it’s not that Cena won…it was how)…and then losing to Alex Riley. Bryan hadn’t really been buried, but he also missed the Mania card and seemed to just be in that jobber to stars role after a really hot 2010.

That brings us to CM Punk. WWE was still trying to make new stars, but some were not catching on or not quite ready (John Morrison, R-Truth for the former, Alberto Del Rio for the latter.) There was something different with Punk though. The fans were connecting to him. For whatever reason, WWE wasn’t listening. He eventually got a world title shot for MITB though, which was the day his contract expired. Punk delivered a famous worked-shoot promo which ushered in the reality era for WWE. Punk was supposed to be the heel, but there was not a chance in hell that was happening, especially with the PPV in Chicago. The hype was tremendous. It was the most non-Mania anticipated PPV since One Night Stand 2005. Vince got involved in the storyline. It felt real. Someone was so good, they finally had some leverage.

Some other stories for this show: Mark Henry was actually becoming a bad ass. Christian had won his first World Title and lost it to Randy Orton two days later (which was absolutely awful in a lot of ways), leading to a heel turn for Christian.

The Card

They use that awful Donald Trump theme song for the PPV. At least it has to do with the theme.

Smackdown Money in the Bank
Sheamus vs. Heath Slater vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett vs. Sin Cara vs. Kane vs. Daniel Bryan

If I remember correctly, the smart money here was on Wade Barrett. I wonder in retrospect if that was just hope though. To be fair, he wasn’t the obvious favorite, as Sheamus and Bryan def could have won.

Cody was still doing the broken face gimmick…which is what eventually made me a fan.

There are still some remnants of the Corre vs. Nexus storyline…which we see here with Gabriel and Slater. This would be the last time we see anything resembling the Nexus though.

Bryan with a perfect top rope dropkick to knock Rhodes off the ladder. This is going to be good.

Various wrestlers doing over the top and through the rope dives…with Sin Cara finishing with his sky high plancha on Sheamus. This is fun so far and they’ve barely used the ladder!

Forgot Sin Cara had the top rope C4 in his arsenal! This has to be Sin Cara’s peak here.

Powerbomb from Sheamus off the apron through a ladder. Poor Sin Cara. I believe this was used as a storyline to injure him as he had a Wellness Violation. Brutal spot though. Sin Cara was stealing the show before that powerbomb.

Actually it looks like both Gabriel and Slater were members of the Corre. Tells you what I remember.

Cole is still anti-Bryan.

Kane and Sheamus go LOD on Bryan. Nice spot, especially when you remember LOD is from Chicago.

Fans behind Daniel Bryan. When wasn’t he over?

Slater with a nice neckbreaker off the ladder to Bryan.

Sheamus and Barrett use the ladder as a fork and Health Slater’s the meat! They somewhat botch it as they dump him into Kane…but it was cool nonetheless.

Kane chokeslams Sheamus off a ladder into a ladder that was propped on the bottom rope. Ouch!

Rhodes uses a ladder for a Disaster Kick!

450 from Gabriel on a ladder bridge on the top rope…and he nails Kane! Very impressively done!

Daniel Bryan wins in 24:27. Bryan and Rhodes fight on the top of the ladder with Bryan locking him in a front choke. Barrett tries to sneak behind and grab the title, but Bryan sees him and tries to elbow him off. Barrett teases a Wasteland on that propped ladder, but Bryan escapes and kicks Barrett in the head, knocking him off. Bryan grabs the title. By the way, the original Flight of the Valkyries being played for the Money in the Bank winner is pretty awesome. Anyway, match is fantastic. Creative. Only dull point was actually when Cara went out, as fans thought he was really hurt and he was winning over the crowd. Bryan got a good pop when he won as well.

Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis here. Still trying to sign CM Punk.

Diva’s Championship
Kelly Kelly© vs. Brie Bella

Kelly went for a flying headscissors…but didn’t quite scissor the head.

Story here is apparently Kelly Kelly is mad that the Bellas said her Maxim shoot was airbrushed. It probably was.

Kelly Kelly does that leg stand choke that Candace Michelle did at Wrestlemania 22…and Brie counters by escaping and shoving Kelly…who falls face first on the floor! Ouch.

Brie with a leg wrap around waistelock. Not bad.

I don’t remember Brie being a good wrestler. Has this always been the case?

Brie screws up on the bulldog as she drops too early.

Bellas are much better heels than faces.

Kelly Kelly retains by pin at 4:46. Kelly hits a Rocker Dropper (the K2 or K Squared maybe?) for the win. Nikki complains that Kelly doesn’t even eat. Wasn’t there a bullying campaign being touted by WWE at this time? Anyway, pretty solid Women’s Match overall. We’re 2 for 2.

Best of Nitro DVD!

Big Show vs. Mark Henry

If you threw this match out there in 1999, it would have been absolutely horrible.

In 2008 Mark Henry went from looking like an actor playing a scary motherfucker to looking like a scary motherfucker. Why WWE wasted that in 2009-2010 I don’t know…but Henry now is full blown bad ass, and you see the difference everywhere.

Big Show with a flying shoulder tackle!

Love the selling of each other’s strength here. Show shoves Henry into the stairs and Henry actually sells by flying over them. Great.

Henry works on the knee…apparently Show was coming off a knee injury.

Half-Crab! This match is at a faster pace than I ever would have guessed.

Big Show with a shoulder tackle off the 2nd rope…but he hurts the knee!

Flawless World’s Strongest Slam…and a kickout!

Mark Henry pins Big Show in 6:00. Another WSS, and then two Splashes for the win. Henry then traps Show’s leg in a chair and drops a Vader Bomb Knee Drop (Pillmanizing!), injuring Show which would lead to some more Show vs. Henry goodness later in 2011. Exactly the win Henry needed to get him in the main event and continue to get him over as a legit bad ass. Well done. Good match. We’re 3 for 3.

2nd Stretcher of the night. First Cara, now Big Show.

Vince still hasn’t re-signed CM Punk. It’s getting close to the expiration date! Vince says he offered the most lucrative contract he possibly could. This is the man who gave Bret Hart 20 years once!

RAW Money in the Bank
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz vs. Jack Swagger vs. Alex Riley vs. R-Truth

This one’s winner prediction was more clean cut. It was pretty obvious Del Rio was winning.

Booker T talks about Alberto Del Rio’s claim that it was destiny for him to become champion. Sad that he never got passed that mindset.

Even though I was disgusted with the idea of Truth main eventing Capital Punishment, he was a funny heel.

Everyone grabs a ladder to start to defend themselves, and Truth grabs a small step ladder to put over a fear of heights. Pretty funny.

Miz was still over here.

Poor Del Rio. He gets knocked around and put under a ladder on the outside, and everyone just tosses their ladders on him.

The future Awesome Truth have a step ladder duel.

Bourne and Kingston climb up an unopened ladder. You know, Kingston was the reason they were able to cut Shelton Benjamin.

Of course Cole is pro-Miz and anti-Riley.

Bourne with the Air Bourne (Shooting Star Press) from a super high ladder to everyone on the outside! That tops John Morrison’s spot from Mania 27.

Miz is hanging from the title belt and falls badly. It looks like he wrecked his knee and he screams like it. Doctors at ringside and it looks like the kneecap is dislocated. Poor Miz. He avoid stretcher #3…but is helped to the back.

Double falling hurricanrana from Bourne and Rey at the same time, which was cool.

Swagger puts on the Ankle Lock on Kingston when Kingston is hanging on the ladder!

Booker T is critical of Kofi Kingston’s dancing in matches. What a hypocrite. Spinarooni anyone?

R-Truth just botched something. I can’t really explain what.

Kofi Kingston just nails Rey with his legs on the top of the ladder. Rey falls like a dead man. Wow.

It’s the Miz! Was a face turn on the horizon? Got a huge reaction…and when Rey stopped him he got booed.

Alberto Del Rio wins in 15:54. Rey is about to win, but here is Del Rio! Rey hits Del Rio with the briefcase on top of the ladder, and it really looks like Rey is about to win…but Del Rio goes for the mask! Brilliant (if you ignore WCW)! Rey covers up and Del Rio shoves him onto the ladder next to him…which is amazing in itself since he practically can’t see as he’s hiding his face. The ladder does topple over messing up the finish, but it’s still fine as ADR climbs up and wins. Another very good match! People thought Punk was winning tonight, and Del Rio was cashing in. We’re a month early for that!

Anyway, we are 4 for 4 with 2 matches left!

Del Rio interview…he actually originally had the title match at MITB before Punk got it. This foreshadows the MITB cashing…if it happens.

World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton© vs. Christian

If Orton is DQed, or if there is a bad referee call, he loses the title to Christian.

Story here: As I wrote earlier, the IWC was spit at with the two days Christian title run, but it did lead to a good story. Orton seemed to feel bad for Christian. In future rematches, Christian would keep getting screwed somehow (like, he had his leg under the rope in the Capital Punishment match). Eventually, Christian turned heel as he thought WWE was protecting their “golden boy” (which fits the theme of this PPV brilliantly). Orton mentioned at first it was all respect, but now he was getting angry. Which leads of course to the DQ stip.

There were Christian’s last good days.

Christian starts by throwing a chair into the ring and sliding it to Orton. Nice.

This is a solid match, but nothing exciting is really happening, if that makes sense. It’s actually the standard for Christian.

Orton does bust out a nice dodge and roll-up from the corner.

Orton has one of the best dropkicks in wrestling.

Top rope headbutt from Christian.

Orton survives the Kill Switch.

Christian wins the title when Orton gets DQed at 12:20. Christian spits at Orton, and Orton low blows him for the DQ. Crowd pops. Orton beats the hell out of Christian and RKOs him on the announcer’s table. Table doesn’t break. You can kinda tell the refs want him to come back to try again. Table holds on the 2nd time as well. In all seriousness, it’s a basic solid match. Christian was the master of those. While the ending was stupid, it does make sense within the story. You know how HHH tells Daniel Bryan that’s he’s a B+ wrestler. That’s what Christian really was. Still though, a solid match is a solid match. We are 5 for 5. Will Cena-Punk deliver?

WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. CM Punk

Get ready for the spiritual successor to RVD vs. Cena at One Night Stand 06.

The one thing that made little sense that they had to fix in this match build-up was that there’s no good reason Vince would ever give Punk a title shot if he could leave. So, that’s how the if Cena loses he’s fired bit was added, as Cena was the one who wanted this match.

CM Punk’s entrance here is one of the greatest of all time. The crowd reaction is amazing. Punk absolutely owns the arena. Michael Jordan could show up and I think the focus would be on Punk.

It’s a shame that Punk didn’t keep “This Fire Burns” longer. The line “even through these darkest days, this first still burns” fit perfectly here.

The heat for Cena is immense.

Snapmare by Cena. BOOOOOOOO!

“You Can’t Wrestle” chants…and Punk clarifies that they are talking about Cena. Haha.

Great wrestling early. Cena really gets high on a hip toss…he has his selling shoes on for Punk, that’s for sure.

Every move Punk makes just works. The crowd is absolutely white hot here.

Punk with a leg sleeper. Punk busted out everything for this match.

Punk with a low-five to Colt Cabana!

Cena is hung on the apron…and Punk comes off the top with a knee to the back of the head!

Small botch…Punk hits a twisting crossbody, but he’s a bit too low and hits Cena’s knee.

Cena suplexes Punk to the floor from the apron!

There are a lot of finisher teases here, which really works the crowd.

Cena with a new move, a slam into a reverse DDT type move. Pretty cool.

You Can’t See Me…blocked with a kick to the head!

Suicide Dive from Punk! He hit it good too! Match is practically perfect so far.

You Can’t See Me hits! AA…but Punk almost lands on his feet. Punk then hits a sweet kick combo with a sweep! Awesome!

GTS blocked into a gutwrench slam.

Stiff knees to the face from Punk and a bulldog! That 2nd one clearly hit Cena in the face hard.

Match has steadily built up to the point where it’s concievable anyone can win.

Punk in the STF! Huge cheers when Punk gets the rope.

Punk off the top, but Cena rolls through and gets the AA. No, AA countered. GTS…amazingly countered into a STF. Incredible sequence!

Punk counters the STF into the Vise!

AA….1…2……….NO! I remember thinking that was the finish.

Cena hits a huge legdrop from the top, but Punk gets out at 2!

Another AA, I really thought this was it, but no, another kick out!

Cena goes for a top rope AA….but Punk counters into a hurricanrana!

GTS hits….but Cena falls to the outside!

Punk gets Cena back into the ring…but Vince and Big Johnny are here! Huge boos.

STF! STF! Vince sends Johnny to ring the bell!

CM Punk wins the WWE Title when he pinned John Cena 33:44. Cena knocks out Big Johnny and tells McMahon that a man is gonna win this fight. Cena goes back in and walks into the GTS, 1…2…3! Crowd ERUPTS!

Vince panics, then in an interesting move goes to the announcer’s desk and calls for Alberto Del Rio to cash in MITB. Del Rio comes, but Punk kicks him in the head and leaves through the crowd. Vince looks like he’s crying in the ring. This ending is a very weird (in an interesting way) moment, as you are mixing shoot with work elements there.

I don’t know what the greatest wrestling match of all time is, but this is without a doubt a contender. The story. The build. The layout of the match. The two characters in the ring. The two men in the ring. The moves. The false finishes. Everything. Everything hit. When WWE said that the Mania 27 Undertaker vs. HHH match was the Match of the Year, they slapped Punk and Cena in the face (that’s coming from someone who likes that match a hell of a lot). It won every other match of the year award out there.

The WWE had a goldmine waiting with CM Punk after this. But even with his eventually super long World Title reign, he was still never the man. True change never happened. The sad thing is that it fulfilled what CM Punk said in the famous shoot: Vince McMahon will make money in spite of himself.

There are six matches here and at a minimum, all six are good. That combined with the fact that you have an arguable Match of All Time candidate, well, how is this not one of the greatest PPVs of all time?

Final Grade: A+

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE Over the Limit 2011

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WWE Over the Limit 2011
May 22, 2011
Seattle, WA
Reviewed on April 13, 2014

Background: It is PPVs like this one that led to the Summer of Punk.

Be honest, if you are a casual fan…you probably can’t name a match on this card except for Cena vs. Miz. Disappointingly, WWE went back to the Cena and Randy Orton after Extreme Rules. The Miz at the time was one of the hottest heels in the company.Christian was seemingly finally getting a shot at the top. It all didn’t matter. Cena and Orton was the way WWE was going. On this PPV you will see CM Punk be wasted. You will not see Daniel Bryan, as he was regulated to pre-show duty. You will see the same old tired booking. The only characters that get some sort of development is Sin Cara and R-Truth.

Let’s just be real, outside of The Rock’s comeback, the first half of 2011 blew. And that only helped the effectiveness of the Summer of Punk.

The Card

R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio

Not sure of the story here…but R-Truth had just gotten a much needed heel turn and was probably at his most entertaining…ever. This was the crazy man R-Truth. And admittedly it was awesome. He would conduct promos that made no sense and blame Little Jimmy. He cuts a promo here about a parking spot.

Rey with the off the apron hurricanrana. Nice.

Top rope bulldog from Rey! Some cool spots in this one.

R-Truth pins Rey Mysterio in 8:12. Definitely considered an upset here and Truth gets good heat. Truth wins with the Lie Detector, which is a version of the Flatliner. Decent opener.

Miz promo. Sigh, what the hell happened.

Heel Michael Cole was a lot more annoying than I remember.

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett© vs. Ezekiel Jackson

Story: The Corre was a spinoff group led by Barrett of the neXus. Jackson and Barrett were having problems or something. Here we are.

This is still my favorite Wade Barrett theme (End of Days).

Ezekiel Jackson wins by DQ in 7:27. Corre runs in for the DQ. Nothing to say about this match whatsoever. Practically a TV match with a TV ending.

New neXus beat up in the back. I thought Orton punted them back to developmental months ago. How about that.

Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero

Man a Chavo Guerrero PPV match in 2011.

Story is kinda funny. Chavo claimed Sin Cara stole every move he knows from Chavo.

Backstage story: Sin Cara was NOT getting over. There were botches in his matches. They were using Chavo to help him have a good match.

Cara lands on his feet after a corkscrew tope which was pretty sick.

Sin Cara pins Chavo Guerrero in 7:23. Horribly botches flying head scissors for the win. Why was that the finish? Yikes. Match was nothing special. Just a bunch of spots. Maybe if this was 1996 it would be considered great. It’s amazing how overrated Mistico ended up being.

Weird Christian-Randy Orton promo. All about respect so far. Of course Christian turned later.

Here comes Alberto Del RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIO! No idea why he’s here. Pretty boring promo, and Big Show and Kane come down to end this segment.

WWE World Tag Team Championship
Big Show and Kane© vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan

I do not remember this Big Show and Kane tag title reign at all.

Kane: “I’m already disappointed we didn’t have the rapture yesterday”. I laughed.

CM Punk chants. I feel bad for him here.

Mason Ryan is so bad.

Punk was already doing the Randy Savage tribute, which is nice.

Big Show and Kane retain when Kane pins Mason Ryan in 9:06. Double chokeslam for the win. Pretty damn forgettable, just like this tag title reign. I guess it wasn’t awful or anything.

WWE Diva’s Champion
Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly

I have no idea what the story here is. Not sure if Kharma already disappeared as this point.

Nunzio is YOUR referee.

Michael Cole: “Ugh, we have to sit through another boring Divas match”.

Brie Bella retains when Nikki Bella pins Kelly Kelly. TWIN MAGIC. I could think of two reasons why that doesn’t work anymore. Er…pretty boring match even by Divas standards. Half of it was an armbar.

World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton© vs. Christian

Story: Christian had a feel good story when he won the World Heavyweight title at Extreme Rules. He lost it five days later to Orton (which pissed off the IWC). Rematch here. To be fair, the way Christian left the ring that Smackdown was pretty awesome acting.

This is just a solid back and forth contest. It was done this way to try to make it seem that Christian was on Orton’s level.

There’s a lot of counters in this match as Christian said with full preparation he could beat Orton. So for example, Orton’s rope DDT was countered.

Randy Orton with a really cool inverted Walls of Jericho. How random but awesome.

Really cool spot where Christian faked out Orton with the corkscrew body press (Orton countered that into a RKO to win the title). Too bad Christian would fall for this 2 years later.

Christian looks to pay tribute to Edge with a Spear, but Orton powerslams him.

Great false finish! Orton hesitates on a punt, and Christian gets a spear for two!

Randy Orton retains by pin in 16:52. Awesome finisher counter sequence, then a countered back suplex into a RKO for the pin. Great match. Orton and Christian had awesome chemistry in the ring.

Kiss My Foot Match
Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler

Ugh, this feud needed to end two months ago at Wrestlemania.

Story: Cole’s love for The Miz turned him into a heel. That spawned a really annoying announcer feud…although one where Michael Cole was a great heel for a while. But it needed to end at Mania with Lawler killing Cole. Cole won with some bs in a 15 minute match. At Extreme Rules Cole and Jack Swagger beat Lawler and Jim Ross. Now we are at a Kiss My Foot Match.

Cole comes out limping and cuts a promo. Doctor’s note! He’s trying to get out of the match.

Ref tears up the note. Okay then.

Cole gets his pants torn up.

Michael Cole takes off his shoe and it’s disgusting. Why is this on PPV.

Cole into the Colemine!

Jerry Lawler pins Michael Cole in 3:01. Flying fistdrop for the win. Basically what should have happened at Mania. It takes Eve, JR and ultimately Bret Hart to get Cole back in the ring when he tries to avoid kidding Lawler’s foot. Sharpshooter + Lawler shoving his foot up Cole’s mouth is the payoff. Woo?

WWE Championship: I Quit Match
John Cena© vs. The Miz

Story: Cena won the title at Extreme Rules in a Three Way Cage match. Miz’s rematch.

It’s amazing watching Miz here…and how bad he is now. Miz was awesome in late 2010-early 2011.

Miz tells Cena since it’s no DQ, Alex Riley can help him and it will basically be a 2 on 1. Miz gives Cena the chance to quit right away. Cena obviously says no.

Miz and Riley dominate Cena. Cena refuses to quit! Sigh.

Near the end of this ridiculously boring match Miz does a Skull Crushing Finale on a chair in the ropes. That was kinda cool. Although, the way Cena hit the chair might have been a botch. Of course Cena will never quit, so who really cares.

Miz asks a kid in the crowd to ask him to tell Cena to quit. Innovative I guess?

Chairshot to the head! I thought those were banned.

OMG Cena quits! NEW CHAMP! What’s this? Ref finds a phone? Who cares. Oh it’s Riley’s having a Cena “I Quit” recording in there. Oh…can’t we ignore it?

Match restarted. Second time in two matches between them.

SUPERCENA.

John Cena retains when Miz quits in 24:56. STF for the win. This match is horrible. Arguably the worst main event in WWE PPV history. And it’s neither man’s fault (although I’m sure people backstage blamed Miz), the story is just horrid. Miz and Riley beat up Cena for TWENTY minutes. WAY TOO LONG. Dusty Finish was overkill. And then, Cena beats up Miz for two minutes and Miz quits. This KILLED the Miz and Miz never recovered (although he almost did with Awesome Truth). Absolute burial. There was money in the Miz and it was flushed down the toilet here. Probably the worst occurrence of Super Cena ever. It’s fine if you want Cena to go over…but how a back and forth I Quit match? Why was this the story? The only positive is the match getting restarted I think led to the conspiracy angle…which led to Awesome Truth. Ugh. Just ugh.

Absolutely forgetful. Nothing on this show mattered long term other than Miz’s demotion (he would LOSE to Riley next month). Orton and Christian would have three other PPV matches. I don’t even remember what else happened on this show. No wonder CM Punk was disgusted.

Close to F status for the uneventful card and horrid main event…thank Christian and Orton for having a great match.

Final Grade: D

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE Summerslam ’10

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WWE Summerslam 2010
August 15, 2010
Los Angeles, CA
Reviewed on June 22, 2014

2010 was an interesting time for WWE as they had shockingly tried something new: The Nexus. The Nexus were a string of rookies from the newly formed NXT that came in and just began destroying everything NWO style, and it was very fresh and interesting. And after some Triple H, John Cena, Batista and Randy Orton title reigns, WWE needed interesting.

Also of note was that one of those rookies, Daniel Bryan, was released new the beginning of the angle when he choked out Justin Roberts with his tie. We were still too close to the Chris Benoit tragedy for anything like that to happen…although maybe it was a worked shoot the whole time? (I mean, HHH and HBK had used Crossfaces in the past).

In theory, Summerslam should have made some stars within the Nexus. Did it do that? Let’s find out.

The Card

Intercontinental Championship
Dolph Ziggler© vs. Kofi Kingston

I’m not sure about the story here, but I know Dolph and Kofi wrestled each other a billion times (not an estimate) from 2009 through 2012, so I doubt this has a serious story attached to it.

Kofi misses a pretty awesome looking suicide dive. What a start.

I haven’t noticed since Kofi has been stale for years, but there is a difference between 2010 Kofi and 2014 Kofi. 2010 Kofi was better.

Draw in 7:05. Nexus comes in and beats the crap out of both. I guess I’d rather them not do that in a title match, but it serves a good purpose I guess. We do get a Barrett promo out of it, and Barrett owned on the mic then too. Good match for 7 minutes.

Team WWE needs a 7th teammate. Jericho and Edge try to convince The Miz to join the team. Miz isn’t sure Nexus should be his priority though.

Diva’s Championship
Alicia Fox© vs. Melina

Is this the famous Fox vs. Melina match?!

Yikes, Melina comes out dressed like a cross of Pocohahantas and a Las Vegas showgirl.

I never got Melina as a face. And until very recently I didn’t understand how Alicia Fox had a job.

Michael Cole calls Melina one of the all time greats. Yeah I’m sure.

There’s some leg psychology here. That’s always fun.

Melina wins the title in 5:22. Melina hits that cutter facebuster for the win. You know, it really wasn’t that bad. It was a Melina squash basically. Alicia Fox’s offense looked horrible but she was barely on offense so it didn’t matter. Melina’s scream is the worst though. Melina cries because she won the title in her hometown or something. Here come the Co-WWE Women Champs Laycool! Laycool owned has heels here. This led to the unification match at some PPV in the future. They take out Melina.

The Big Show vs. CM Punk, Luke Gallows and Joseph Mercury

Ugh. No wonder Punk wanted to leave in a year.

Punk was the main event of Summerslam 2009 and is now regulated to the joke handicap match.

The story here began when Punk lost his hair to Rey. Then he got involved with Big Show, who unmasked Punk and revealed his bald head.

Ha, Punk comes out with a “I broke Big Show’s hand” t-shirt (which the S.E.S. did in an angle). Punk is always great.

Big Show owns Mercury and Gallows. On the Show-Punk face off, there are huge CM Punk chants. Way to be a top face Show.

Big Show wins when he pins Mercury and Gallows in 6:45. Show chokeslams Mercury on Gallows for the win. Punk was pretty good and you can tell Mercury was wrestling to keep his job, but I mean, this is pretty much a waste on a Summerslam card. I forgot if this actually led to a Big Show vs. Punk match.

Kane cuts a promo with a casket. He runs into WWE Champ Sheamus. A little bit about Kane here. The whole Undertaker in a vegetative state angle was pretty fucking stupid. And then it got worse when Kane blamed Rey Mysterio of all people of going it. Like I’m supposed to remotely believe that Rey Mysterio took out the Undertaker. We all knew it was gonna be Kane.

Sheamus tells Kane to stay out of his way. Was Kane in his way in the first place?

Miz joins the team after pointing how they begged him.

WWE Championship
Sheamus© vs. Randy Orton

We actually did this match at the Royal Rumble in the whole Legacy implosion. In this case, Sheamus won the title at Fatal Four Way on a kinda fluke.

There’s definitely improvement from the Sheamus who was in the World Title match at the Rumble and this Sheamus…but this match is still pretty boring.

Sheamus counters a RKO late and Michael Cole blows the call. Nice.

To be fair this match has picked up towards the end. I think Orton just turned face a few months prior…and the crowd is super hot for him.

Orton wins by DQ in 18:55. Sheamus brings a chair in. When the ref tries to take the chair from him, Sheamus sends the ref out for the DQ. Awful finish. Sheamus doesn’t even get a chair shot in as Orton RKOs him on the table. So not only did Sheamus not beat Orton, he got beaten down by him. No wonder no one cared about him until he won the Rumble 16 months later. Horrible horrible ending. This is Summerslam?

World Heavyweight Championship
Kane© vs. Rey Mysterio

Somewhere smack in the middle of this strange Kane-Undertaker vegetative state angle was Kane winning MITB and the World Title from Rey, and blaming Rey for taking out Undertaker. Did anyone buy Rey being the man to take out Undertaker? Anyone?

Kane and Rey had some mask feud not that long ago either. These two have never had good chemistry in the ring.

A lot of early bearhugs.

Rey’s in the casket! He fights out though.

Kane retains by pin in 13:32. Chokeslam for the win. Match was pretty bad. Kane just isn’t the guy for Rey to have good matches with. There was a good spot at the end where Kane put his feet up too early to counter the West Coast Pop Splash…but Rey seemed to improvise and counter that instead of looking like an idiot.

Kane is gonna stuff Rey in the casket now…and when Kane opens it it’s empty, leading to an audible groan from the crowd. Rey tries to fight it, but Kane chokeslams him again. Rey even gets Tombstoned this time. Kane opens the casket again…and it’s THE UNDERTAKER! Huge reaction! He looks pretty damn old here though (he somehow aged like 10 years from the Mania match with Shawn). Taker turns to Rey and asks him why he did it before beating the crap out of the obvious culprit, Kane. Shockingly, Kane gets the upper hand and lays out Taker (and Taker put him over on three straight PPVs). Good pop, even for the obvious here. This would lead to Taker’s last long non-Mania program.

Elimination Match
Nexus vs. Team WWE

Miz shows up, but Cena says they already have a partner…Daniel Bryan! Big pop for Bryan.

So it’s Otunga, Sheffield, Tarver, Barrett, Gabriel, Young and Slater vs. Cena, Edge, Jericho, Morrison, Bryan, Bret Hart and R-Truth.

Note: this is Bret Hart’s last PPV match, and interestingly wrestled his last WWE PPV main event after HBK did. Even as late as December 2009, what were the odds of that? 10,000 to 1?
Bret Hart actually looks pretty good here. It’s a shame he couldn’t get hit in the head, he probably could have had a solid run otherwise.

Bryan makes Darren Young submit in a minute. I guess that continues the tradition of a submission wrestler taking out the exotic haired black guy in 45 seconds at Summerslam with a Crossface (reference to Benoit vs. Orlando Jordan…and that reference could have went further).

Lawler calls Bryan Bryan Danielson on air. Ha.

Morrison eliminates Tarver with Sharship Pain at the 4 minute mark. 7-5 WWE advantage.

Sheffield is the first Nexus guy in this match to look like a threat as he kicks the crap out of Morrison.

Gabriel cheap shots Morrison and Sheffield takes him out with a clothesline to take him out. Sheffield then takes out R-Truth with another clothesline and suddenly it’s tied. I’ll complain about Truth being in this later.

Michael Cole says that if Bret could lead team WWE to victory it would be his greatest Summerslam moment of his career. Screw that winning the WWF title from Undertaker in 1997 or having one of the greatest matches ever at Summerslam ’92.

Bret locks Slater in the Sharpshooter, and Barrett tosses a chair in. Bret smacks Sheffield with the chair for the DQ…then blames Barrett for bringing it in. I can’t think of a time that didn’t work. Anyway, Bret’s gone in the only way he could be.

Edge spears Sheffield and we are down to 4 vs. 4. Cena, Bryan, Jericho and Edge vs. Gabriel, Otunga, Barrett and Slater.

Otunga taps to a botched Walls.

Jericho accidentally runs into Cena, and then gets hit with a rear naked choke drop by Slater and Slater eliminates him.

Edge and Cena argue, then Slater shoved Edge into Cena and rolls him up to take him out! Nexus with the 3-2 lead!

Bryan owns everyone and makes Slater tap (amazingly, Bryan’s moveset is exactly the same three years later). Miz comes back and takes Bryan out with the briefcase. Barrett pins Bryan.

Cena vs. Barrett and Gabriel.

DDT on the concrete! Cena’s out cold! CAN HE COME BACK?! Even Lawler and Cole thinks its hopeless.

Team WWE wins when Cena makes Barrett submit in 35:18. Gabriel misses the 450, and Cena pins him. Barrett then just runs into the STF and that’s that. Very disappointing and a lot worse than I remember it. This match buried Nexus as any kind of threat. The only people they beat legit were Morrison and Truth. Bret got DQed. Jericho ran into Cena and got fluke pinned. Edge argued with Cena and got fluke pinned. Miz attacked Bryan. Cena of course OVERCAME the odds. Ugh. No idea how Barrett dragged this to December.

The debate of how significant this match was is Daniel Bryan’s comeback. I think it’s a good moment and it gave Bryan a good push out of the gate…but once he won the US title WWE did nothing with him for a good 10 months. He did wrestle a bunch of pre-PPV matches (Wrestlemania, Over the Limit, surely there is more) so there is that. So this all turned out to be meaningless.

Here’s my problem with the idea of the match as well. The commentators were selling it as the most important match in WWE history and all of that. So why then is R-Truth on the team? Shouldn’t Randy Orton or I don’t know, the WWE Champion Sheamus be on it instead. To an extent that thinking applies to Morrison and even Bret Hart.

This PPV is full of bullshit finishes and is pretty forgettable. All Summerslam 2010 got was the further development of The Miz as a main event star. Most of Nexus became nothing significant from their run in Nexus. Even Barrett…practically a sure thing, got lost in the shuffle with the Corre later. For a match with a lot of young guys the lack of historical significance is surprising.

I guess you can also say its Bret Hart’s last WWE PPV match, but no one remembers it for that.

Nexus should have been so much better. There was so much potential here.

Forgettable and overall too many weak finishes. Could have been worse but there was decent wrestling scattered around this show.

Final Grade: C

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE TLC 2009

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TLC 2009
December 13, 2009
San Antonio, TX
Reviewed on April 19, 2014

Background: While there were new guys coming along…Vince just wouldn’t allow his top guys to not get the main event money.

Not that it was really his fault. Vince had been burned once again by pushing someone to the top, as Jeff Hardy didn’t immediately resign with WWE once his contract expired. WWE had put three world titles on Jeff in the 9 months before this and he still would jump to TNA in January. For all those who complain that Vince keeps guys like Cena, HHH, Taker, Orton etc. at the top, it’s because he knows these guys won’t just leave him in the smoke. Ever since Bobby Lashley kinda did the same in early 2008, Vince had begun this holding pattern of rocket pushing someone, then burying them for a while (I guess to establish that WWE is responsible for their success) and then determining what to do from that point. We see two stages of this here: the burial (we don’t actually see it, but the World Champion two months ago, CM Punk, loses the dark match to R-Truth) and the mega push (Sheamus, who would be in the burial stage about 10 months from this point. Interesting note, you can argue Vince was somewhat right about Punk, as he did walk out four years later.

Anyway, there is one new guy who may become a star tonight: Sheamus. Other than that, your main events have Undertaker, Batista, Cena, HHH, Jericho, Big Show and HBK in them. Not exactly building the next generation.

Another point, 2009 was the first year of just theming events (Hell in a Cell was two months earlier) and it’s always going to be disappointing. Gimmick matches should fit the feud, not be forced upon because so and so PPV is coming up. Oh well.

The Card

ECW World Championship: Ladder Match
Christian© vs. Shelton Benjamin

This actually sounds like an awesome idea and exactly what the ECW Title should be about.

Story: Christian wants to steal the show!

Michael Cole owns Matt Striker on commentary. Good stuff.

Nice knee to the spine from Shelton there.

Shelton lands on his feet from a monkey flip. He almost botched it, but it was good enough.

Christian gets busted open as a ladder falls on his face. Ouch.

We get an official tending to Christian. I don’t understand why this is happening. Shelton, just go get the belt! Stupid idea.

Benjamin hits a somersault plancha on Christian on the floor from the ladder…but that was a stupid spot as well. Christian wasn’t staggering or anything and even tried to climb the ladder to stop Shelton. How about running away Christian? Think of that?

Reverse DDT off the ladder. Nice.

Something you don’t see every ladder match, Christian actually stopping midclimb as he saw Shelton was gonna do something to him. Nice psychology. Shelton follows it with some awesome athleticism, which leads to this ladder falling clotheslines.

Powerslam off the ladder. Some really nice spots in this one.

Awesome spot where Christian hands from the belt holder…and lands on Shelton who powerbombs him into a ladder in the corner.

Shelton gets the sunset flip over the ladder spot and Christian counters into a hurricanrana into the corner!

Christian splashes Benjamin through a ladder!

Christian wins in 18:05. After the splash, Christian goes up and grabs the title. What a fun opener. Some underrated psychology with the spots looking natural instead of contrived (which is why the first MITB is better than the others, for the record). The middle part where Christian was bleeding hurt it a bit, but a fun match is a fun match. Good chance at being the match of the night.

Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

This was pre-good music for McIntyre.

McIntyre was McMahon’s chosen superstar, which in hindsight, is hilarious. Could have tied that into a Vince is losing his mind at an older age gimmick.

Although I’m probably higher on McIntyre than most, he was not nearly ready for the big time yet.

Really nice tilt a whirl into a DDT counter from Morrison.

Reverse Alabama Slam was pretty cool from Drew.

Morrison with a Disaster kick off the apron. Nice.

Horrible Starship Pain there.

Drew McIntyre pins John Morrison to win the title in 10:19. Scot Drop, or Future Shock DDT for the win. Morrison carried McIntyre here as Morrison did anything entertaining in this thing. Decent match overall, but no one cared about who went over.

WWE Women’s Championship
Michelle McCool© vs. Mickie James

I think this was part of the Piggy James storyline.

Ok it was. Honestly I would have been fine with the whole angle…if James wins at the end of course.

This is a pretty good Diva’s match.

Michelle McCool retains in 7:31. Layla shoves Mickie off the top rope…but she spin kicks Layla off the apron. Roll up gets 2, but then McCool hits a brutal kick to the face for the win. Pretty good Diva’s match, a lot of hard hitting and a nice finish.

WWE World Championship: Tables Match
John Cena© vs. Sheamus

Story: Sheamus won an up and comer battle royal. He destroyed everyone on ECW. He put Mark Cuban through a table. He ended Jamie Noble’s career. He was a legit bad ass. So CAN CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS?!

I know the general idea is everyone is better as a heel, lol. But…Sheamus was a real bad ass as a heel. This should be his character now.

Fans want Sheamus to win. Can Cena be cheered against anyone?

At least this match has been 50:50, and not Cena just killing Sheamus.

Match really picks up when Cena and Sheamus brawl on the outside.

Sheamus throwing the table out of the ring when getting beat up by Cena was a great spot.

Sheamus wins the title when he “shoves” Cena through a table at 16:19. They tease a superplex spot…but Sheamus shoves Cena off the top and falls off himself, but Cena crashes through the table in the ring. Awful finish. Many thought it was a botch as Sheamus lands near a table on the outside. I don’t think so though as they act naturally afterwards. Nonetheless, finish sucks because it doesn’t put Sheamus over! It looks like a mistake, that Sheamus got lucky! If you are gonna go with him, GO WITH HIM. Cena can take a loss here. Jeez. Sheamus’s reign goes horribly too, as he’s an undercard champ and a transitional champion…and his reign meant NOTHING in terms of historical value. Whatever. The match itself wasn’t bad though.

World Heavyweight Championship: Chairs Match
The Undertaker© vs. Batista

Batista turned heel on Rey Mysterio and it was damn refreshing. Batista as always, wanted the title. So here we are.

I have high hopes for this, as Taker and Batista had oddly great chemistry in 07-08.

In a Chairs match, the only legal weapon is a chair.

I do like how Batista didn’t waste time and went right for a chair.

Batista uses a chair shot and a low blow to win the title? How weak was that?

The Undertaker retains the title by pin in 13:14. Teddy Long comes out and says the low blow is still illegal, so the match is restarted. Boot and Tombstone for the win. The finish somehow got worse! I thought Teddy Long was a heel at this point? No wonder neither World Title match was the main event, both finishes blew. Also, this match never connected and was slow the whole way. Ah well.

Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston

There was a Kofi-Orton segment right before this where Kofi calls Orton a coward. Ok then. Weird timing for that.

This was the trying to get Kofi Kingston over as a top guy attempt. Never stuck.

Randy Orton pins Kofi Kingston in 13:11. RKO! Not much to say here. I guess Kofi wrestled Orton 50:50, which was nice to push Kofi, but some guys are just meant to be midcard fun babyfaces, and one of those guys is Kofi Kingston. Match was completely uneventful.

Batista confronts Teddy Long. He says he was robbed (he was) and Long better make it right.

WWE Unified World Tag Team Championship: Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Chris Jericho and Big Show© vs. Triple H and Shawn Michaels

You know I laughed that this was main eventing and neither World Title matches were (same happened at HIAC), but with it being in San Antonio for Shawn and the fact that both World Title matches had bs finishes, I’m okay with it.

DX was probably the hottest act in the company at that point too, so I guess that helps justify it.

Odd portion near the beginning where Big Show and Chris Jericho fight HHH on the rampway…then HBK joins then, HBK…GO FOR THE BELTS!

Dueling chairs!

Suplexing a ladder on Jericho. Ouch.

Pretty cool spot where they hang HHH in the tree of toe in the ladder, then send Shawn flying into him…where Shawn does his corner flip.

That had to be the best punch to the chair I’d ever seen. Looks like it killed HHH.

Big Show actually takes the flying off the ladder hanged on the top rope spot, nice.

Pedigree right after looks terrible though.

Big Show breaks a ladder for no reason. Odd.

A DX ladder sandwich…and Big Show breaks another ladder.

DX wins the Tag Team Titles at 22:32. Pretty funny ending. Show takes out DX, but there’s no ladder in the ring since Big Show broke them. Jericho tried to balance himself on Show’s shoulders…but this fails as Jericho can’t free his hands to grab the belts. DX comes back in, and Show and Jericho are stuck. Sweet Chin Music to Show…and that sends Jericho flying to the outside and he hits a table face first. Another SCM, then HHH holds up the half ladder and HBK grabs the belts. Not bad. A little slow at times but it was pretty good otherwise. It was a ladder match disguised as a tornado tag match, which was quite refreshing actually.

Kinda tough to review. Most of the matches were good…but none of them were great (maybe Christian vs. Shelton was close). Both World Title matches having bs finishes sucked. Main ended the right way though. Historically, this show probably hurt Sheamus more than helped him, which is crazy since he won the World Title. DX winning the tag belts didn’t mean a whole lot, they lost them to Miz and Show a couple of months later.

Maybe I could get this into the B range had Taker vs. Batista not sucked. Or if Orton vs. Kofi mattered at all. But they didn’t. Can’t ignore the mostly good wrestling though.

Final Grade: C+

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWECW One Night Stand II

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ECW One Night Stand 2006
June 11, 2006
New York, NY
Reviewed on March 4, 2014

Background: I don’t remember when it was decided that WWE would add a third brand, the ECW brand, but I remember being shocked about it. This was a huge deal. The revival of ECW! And it’s going to have all of the classic ECW guys like RVD and Sabu! And you know what, it really looked like WWE wasn’t going to mess this one up. The Rise and Fall of ECW was a great documentary. One Night Stand 2005 was one of the greatest PPVs ever (or…at least a great PPV) and actually sold quite well. The money would practically print itself. Sigh.

One Night Stand 2006 was the launching pad for the ECW brand. This show was more of a new start than a reunion show. Some storylines focused on ECW stealing some RAW and Smackdown talent. Kurt Angle and The Big Show would both become ECW talents. Also, both Sabu and RVD had shots at the World Heavyweight and WWE titles respectively. Anything could happen at this PPV…and surely, anything will. People were legitimately excited for this prospect.

The Card

The crowd is electric early on! ECW! ECW! ECW!

Yeah, that was the first line of the ONS2005 review. Well, that’s just what ECW fans do!

“If Cena Wins, We Riot.” The classic sign.

Paul Heyman’s out first. This ain’t Raw. This ain’t Smackdown…this ain’t even WWE!

Heyman thanks the fans. I’m sure he means it.

It’s a pretty awesome promo. Paul Heyman is one of the best promo men in wrestling history.

Taz vs. Jerry Lawler

This began with the Joey Styles worked shoot and Lawler slapping him in the fact. Lawler was the perfect ECW heel, he basically just played it like he did in 1997.

Taz makes Jerry Lawler pass out in 0:35. Lawler slaps Styles on the way to the ring. Styles jumps on his back. When Lawler fends him off and sets him up for the piledriver, Taz locks him in the Tazmission for the win. Fun way to start the show, good way for Lawler to get his comeuppance.

Taz joins Styles on commentary. Sorry, but Taz is not as good as Mick Foley.

WWE vs. ECW recap video. Highlights Big Show’s ECW turn. And the John Cena vs. Sabu match.

Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton

There’s history here. These two were part of the World Heavyweight Title match at Mania 22, and Angle snapped Orton’s ankle later (or, wellness strike #1).

One of the best things Orton has ever done is use pyro as heel heat.

Kurt Angle’s theme is a bit remixed to drown out any YOU SUCK chants.

What a difference a year makes. Fans are all for Angle here. This time last year they were telling him that he sucked dick.

Great chants here. “Angle’s gonna kill you” and a break his ankle chant.

This match is purely used to put Angle over as a shoot wrestling killer. Just like the original Taz.

This match can be described as Kurt Angle making Randy Orton his bitch. There’s a beautiful spot where Angle traps Orton with his legs then just slaps the back of his head a few times.

Orton finally gets some offense in…but you just know he’s getting killed soon.

Pretty sure Angle stole the triple German from Benoit.

Kurt Angle makes Randy Orton submit in 15:07. Orton goes for a RKO but Angle counters by just shoving Orton hard to the mat. Angle goes for the Angle Lock, but Orton rolls him up for 2. Angle gets the Angle Lock and grapevines the leg for the win. Good match to make Angle look like a bad ass. It’s a shame his WWE days were numbered. I do think Orton gets a little too much offense in at the end, but it works. Don’t worry Orton fans, he gets his return win at Vengeance.

The FBI (Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke) vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy

I laughed about this match, simply because it’s basically the same match from last One Night Stand. That match was damn good though.

Big Guido is the only FBI member back from last year.

Tajiri just comes all nonchalant and breaks up a submission by kicking the hell out of Mamaluke.

This is a very different match than last year’s international three way dance. A lot of technical wrestling from Tony Mamaluke.

Admittedly, the commentary taking shots at Smackdown is a little annoying.

Double Tree of Woe! Stereo dropkicks to the face!

Super Crazy hits a springboard Asai Moonsault to the FBI to the outside…and lands on his feet!

Big Guido beats up Crazy.

Super Crazy I think botches a backdrop or a flapjack, that could have been bad but he gets away with it.

Camel Clutch on Crazy and a second rope dropkick from Guido!

Tajiri with an Octopus Hold! Awesome.

Double Tarantula!

They chop down Big Guido!

The FBI win when they pin Tajiri in 12:24. Little Guido hits this brutal dropkick on an inverted Super Crazy to get rid of him, then the FBI hit a double brainbuster for the win. Very fun match. Not quite as good as last year’s, but that’s not fair at all.

Here comes the Big Show! He takes out everyone…and hits Tony Mamaluke with a Cobra Clutch Backbreaker! What happened to that move? It was sick!

It’s JBL!

He shoots on what he did to The Blue Meanie last year. Which was pretty fucked up at the time to be fair.

He points out that RVD, Big Show and Kurt Angle are stars because of Vince McMahon. He’s mostly correct on that.

JBL makes fun of ScyFy. Thanks to Taz leaving Smackdown, JBL is now the voice of Smackdown!

He calls ECW the minor league. To be fair, he’s not wrong.

I like JBL…but that really wasn’t necessary.

World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio© vs. Sabu

Admittedly don’t understand why Sabu got a shot at the title here. RVD had to use Money in the Bank afterall.

Sabu has weird fuzzy pants.

No baggy pants for Rey this time. He should have swapped attires in regards to his ONS choices.

Dueling chairs to start!

There’s something wrong with Nick Patrick being the referee in an ECW show.

Oh, no dueling chairs afterall.

Dueling chairs!

Air Sabu early!

Air Mysterio! Pretty nice hurricanrana there.

Pretty sure Sabu gave Rey a concussion with that chair throw there.

Perfect top rope moonsault from Rey!

Rey drives Sabu through a table! Sabu looked like he hurt his throat there.

Great sequence of missed flips and stuff. Hard to explain but it works.

Triple Jump Moonsault…I think Sabu legit hurts Rey there though.

My god that had to be a concussion. Holy shit. What a chair to the head.

Sabu and Rey Mysterio wrestle to a no contest in 9:10. Springboard into a DDT through the table! Oddly some guy in a tux who’s a doctor is out and says it’s over, neither can fight anymore. It’s a very weak finish that at the time maybe was creating a no violence NY State Wrestling Commission character, but it didn’t work. But the match up until the actual finish is great.

Mick Foley, Edge and Lita vs. Beulah, Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk

Reading Mick Foley’s Hardcore Diaries really gave a lot of insight into this match and how frustrating it was for Foley specifically. Vince had no hope of this match being any good. It almost became an eight man tag.

Foley turned heel here and went with the “I once was a part of ECW, but I became a bigger star in WWE” route. Mick does the classic “You’re right, I sold out…..I sold out Madison Square Garden etc.” Just classic.

He brings up that he once loved ECW….when it was owned by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! Long live the Alliance! What an awesome line that is.

Edge is great here too. “This is their Christmas, only their Santa Claus is Jewish, fat, bald and gives out an endless supply of bullshit”

Lita’s mic skills were never good.

This match is originally just a tag without the women, but Beulah knows about Lita’s fondess for threesomes…so six person tag it is.

Man Terry Funk makes slaps even look good.

It doesn’t take long for the weapons to come out.

Edge gets hip tossed on a ladder!

Spinning ladder!

Edge sends Terry Funk crashing down as he climbed a ladder. Funk was 61 years old here.

Barbed Wire board!

They suplex the board on Dreamer! Dreamer went through so much in these ECW PPVs. Makes you feel worse when you remember he jobbed to Daivari 6 months later.

Fans want fire. Sick bastards.

Foley in the wire! Jeez.

Funk takes the board to the face! They’re all sick.

Foley punches Funk in the face with barbed wire on his arm….then Foley tries to take out the eye!

Funk keeps yelling “My eye! My eye!” Most amazing seller in the business here.

Funk gets taken to the back.

Poor Dreamer. Poor poor Dreamer.

Socko!

Socko to Beulah!

Edge is about to have his way with Beulah….but here comes Funk with a 2×4 with barbed wire on it!

Funk owns them all.

The 2×4 is on fire! Fire to Foley! Foley’s on fire! Foley through the barbed wire board! Oh My God!

Edge sends Funk into Foley….their night is over.

Dreamer accidentally chokes Edge out for real here with the barbed wire, which I think Lita knew. Beulah takes her down…catfight!

Death Valley Driver to Lita!

Educator with the wire to Dreamer!

Edge, Mick Foley and Lita win when Edge pins Beulah in 18:45. Edge spears Beulah! Great facial expression from Beulah. Edge gets the win with the most provocative cover in wrestling history. Violent match. Great match. Watching Funk try to get out of the wire is something else.

There’s John Cena in the back, thinking about the match!
There’s Rob Van Dam in the back thinking about the match!

Masato Tanaka vs. Balls Mahoney

A lot of wrestling early on. Which isn’t the way to go with Mahoney ever.

This match is to put over Balls I guess.

Crowd is into it, which helps.

I did like how Balls would use people’s beers as a weapon.

Balls Mahoney pinned Masato Tanaka in 5:03. Dueling chairs! Tanaka gets the advantage but misses the chair shot. Mahoney nails his chair shot and dents the chair! 1…2…3! The first okay match of all the One Night Stands. It was to put Balls over, and it did.

We get the RVD vs. Cena video. I’ll get to this match in a sec….

Here comes Eugene!

As Eugene’s uncle Eric Bischoff once said, Eugene is as smart as a ECW fan!

Are you saying boo…or U for Eugene! BOOOO! Thanks everybody!

Eugene has a poem for us!

ECW’s the place to be.
I love Terry Funk and RVD.

Stevie Richards makes me cowl.
I take a bath and use Taz’s towel.

ECW is not phony.
I want to hug Balls Mahoney.

I want to hug all of you.
I want to picnic with Sabu!

I have to say….Sandman’s entrance isn’t the same without Enter Sandman.

Sandman is in amazing shape compared to last year.

Eugene goes for the hug…then gets the everliving shit caned out of him.

WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. Rob Van Dam

RVD won the 2nd ever Money in the Bank and decided to cash it in at One Night Stand. Makes perfect sense. For a while, RVD was the only one to cash in the briefcase in an actual match.

This match is actually the Dr. J to Cena vs. Punk at MITB 2011’s Michael Jordan.

I actually have a lot of respect for Cena here. If he had actually won he might have not left alive…and really dealt with the boos well.

Cena tries to throw his gear into the crowd and the crowd keeps throwing it back.

It’s pretty cool how RVD just absolutely owns the arena.

Here comes the toilet paper!

Early on they do a bunch of things to play to the crowd (the boo-yay-boo-yay sequence).

ECW fans are hypocrites. They chant “same old shit” to Cena…but RVD’s been doing the same old shit longer than Cena has.

RVD with a moonsault off the stairs!

RVD’s corkscrew legdrop with his opponent lying on the railing was always a great spot.

Rolling Thunder on a chair!

Split Legged Moonsault on a chair…but Cena gets the chair up!

Cena uses the ropes like a heel, nice!

Cena sends RVD head first into a chair in the corner!

Cena with the Five Knuckle Shuffle! He then plays to the crowd. Cena can be a great heel sometimes.

Pretty sure RVD botches putting Cena on the top rope…but the crowd chants “Cena fucked up”. Nice.

Table propped in the corner!

The STFU!

Love Cena not breaking the hold after RVD got to the ropes.

Cena takes out the ref!

Rob Van Dam wins the WWE…now ECW Title when he pins John Cena in 20:41. Cena sends RVD to the outside. A guy in riot gear comes in and spears Cena through the propped table! I assume that was done to make it seem like it’s Rhyno…but it turns out to be Edge. RVD hits a Five Star and Heyman runs in to make a three count which did feel kinda odd. Taz makes a horrible call on commentary (Ok, I guess!). Match is good. It is clear that RVD isn’t the RVD of old though. RVD celebrates with the new WWECW!

This show was classic ECW’s last great moment. It’s hard to pinpoint the blame of WWECW’s demise. Was it when ScyFy demanded things like The Zombie? Was it the first ECW show that was just in a normal arena? Was it because Kurt Angle was gone a few weeks later? Was it when RVD and Sabu got caught smoking pot and Big Show became champion? Was it when Batista and Big Show headlined an ECW show? What about when Undertaker did one?

Rob Van Dam winning the classic ECW Title is a moment I’ll never forget. It’s too bad that everything went downhill from that point forward. I believe at this point the next year Vince was ECW World Champion. Just wow.

But this show, while not the first One Night Stand, was still a good and fun show. Almost everything hit, and even the things that didn’t weren’t horrible or even bad.

Final Grade: A-

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews Wrestlemania XXII

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WWE Wrestlemania 22
April 2, 2006
Chicago (Rosemont), IL
Reviewed on March 7, 2014

Background: We are well into the John Cena era, and there have been some recent bumps along the way. Cena was a very popular WWE Champion for about three months….and then went up against workrate favorites Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle and lost his babyface steam. Amazingly, Cena would actually never regain that babyface steam, constantly being booed for the next eight years. The John Cena character is one of the weirdest ones in WWE history when you think about it.

There was a small hiccup in the Cena reign though as Edge cashed in the first Money in the Bank and held the title for a few months. Batista, someone else who’s been the face of the WWE for the last year, got injured. Kurt Angle made a surprise move to Smackdown and won the World Title, trigging a short but exciting time for WWE in general. Edge and Angle as champs were more interesting than Batista and Cena for sure. Have no fear Cena and Batista fans though…these two would be at the very top for the next five years…and even eight years from the event as well.

Also, it is worth pointing out that Eddie Guerrero passed away five months prior. One of the major storylines revolved around Eddie Guerrero’s death, which involved Randy Orton being an outright dick and Rey Mysterio shocking everyone in winning the Royal Rumble.

The Card

This is the last Wrestlemania that was held in an arena I believe. It’s been a three year streak (Mania XX at MSG, XXI at Staples).

World Tag Team Championship
Big Show and Kane© vs. Carlito and Chris Masters

The only small story here is that Carlito and Masters have had some recent issues getting along.

It’s interesting that Chris Masters got a push when he wasn’t good, but when he was improving in 2011 he got released.

Kane with a flying clothesline from the top to the outside. Probably the best spot we’ll get in this one.

Carlito and Masters with a double flapjack on the Big Show. What strength!

Kane and Big Show retain when Kane pinned Carlito in 6:01. Masters accidentally hits Carlito, and Kane gets the chokeslam. Masters an Carlito argue afterwards. Match was 80% Kane and Big Show. This would be the end of the Chris Masters run for the most part, and the idea that Carlito could be a top guy didn’t make it to 2007. I guess this was okay, not really the hot opener Wrestlemania needs.

The Coach interviews Shawn Michaels. Did Coach turn face at some point? He was a heel in late 05.

Money in the Bank
Bobby Lashley vs. Ric Flair vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin

Only Shelton returns from last year. This is an odd group to be honest. Lashley, Finlay and Flair?

Finlay was such a random comeback in 2006. His run was enjoyable though.

Fans hot for RVD.

RVD with an over the top rope dive onto Matt Hardy, who was holding a ladder. Lawler points out that was a stupid move. I agree, it probably hurt RVD more.

Benjamin sets the ladder up as a stairway up the ropes….then does a running Senton onto Lashley, RVD and Hardy. Nice! Benjamin made a star out of himself at Mania XXI’s MITB.

Matt Hardy superplexes the 57 year old Ric Flair off the top of the ladder…which leads to Flair screaming in pain. Refs throw up the x, but I think that’s a work.

RVD misses a Rolling Thunder on the ladder. Ouch.

Benjamin with an awesome sunset flip powerbomb attempt off the ladder to Lashley…only he needed two others to finish the powerbomb.

Flair makes his way back! WOOO!

Flair takes ANOTHER top of the ladder bump when Finlay hits him with his club. Flair is so sick.

RVD knocks Lashley off with a dropkick/chair combo! Not sure if that’s called the Van Daminator in that case.

RVD with a top rope splash off a ladder to Finlay. ECW! ECW! Amazing that a year 2006 turns out to be for ECW.

RVD is about to win before Benjamin goes all Spider-Man.

Rob Van Dam wins in 12:14. Benjamin and Matt Hardy fight on a ladder next to RVD’s, and RVD kicks the ladder away. I think Benjamin is supposed to straddle the top rope but misses. RVD then grabs the case. While this is a fun match, it’s arguably the weakest Money in the Bank Match. It was too short, and outside of Shelton Benjamin, lacking any creativity. Lashley and Finlay seemed miscast.

Randy Orton interrupts Hall of Famer Mean Gene Okerlund! The injured Batista interrupts Orton, tells him he’s going to win the belt when he comes back. Funny, these could be considered shots fired to set up Wrestlemania eight years later!
Hall of Fame. There is a nice trolling line from Howard Finkel. “Ladies and Gentlemen Hall of Famer Bret “The Hitman” Hart….was not comfortable in participating in this evening’s event. Awesome Fink.

Okerlund, Sherri, Tony Atlas, Verne Gagne, William “The Fridge” Perry, The Blackjacks.

And Eddie Guerrero. Huge cheers here. And rightfully so.

WWE United States Championship
Chris Benoit© vs. JBL

Story: Benoit apparently broke JBL’s hand in the past…but it is healed now.

Cole says that JBL bragged about beating Eddie at GAB 04, so if he beats Benoit here, in his mind he becomes the greatest technical wrestler ever. Tazz says that remains to be seen. Um…no it doesn’t. Not at all.

This is going to be a stiff one.

Benoit tried to be JBL the same way he beat Orlando Jordan….with the Crossface in 30 seconds.

JBL has never been in the greatest shape…but he’s clearly not in good shape here.

This match has absolutely no flow. I know it may be easy to blame JBL here, but I do think Benoit might have just given up at this point as well. Probably 75 on JBL, 25 on Benoit.

Eddie starts mocking Eddie Guerrero. I didn’t think the Rey stuff was in bad taste…but JBL doing it here? That’s bad taste.

JBL won’t stop with the Eddie stuff.

JBL now doing a very slow Three Amigos. Awful.

Benoit later does the Three Amigos. Benoit is the best friend of Guerrero, and he’s the face. That’s why it’s better there.

JBL wins the title when he pinned Benoit in 9:48. Benoit locks in the Crossface and JBL easily rolls into an advantageous pin combo for the win. He also used the ropes. Finish was okay I guess, but the match didn’t flow and had some bad moments. One of the worst Benoit matches I’d ever seen.

Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge

Apparently Foley was a ref in a Cena-Edge title match, and Edge blamed Foley for the loss. Edge is also disgusted that Foley went from Hardcore Legend to a human muppet.

Joey Styles gets to call this match! He’s about to lose his Wrestlemania virginity!

Foley looks really fat coming out…but that’s actually intentional.

Brutal cookie sheet shots. Jeez.

Baseball slide dropkicks a sign into Foley’s face!

Spear….but Edge is hurt? Foley was wearing another shirt…and underneath was barbed wire!

Edge’s arm is bleeding.

Foley starts whipping Edge is the wire. It looks sicker than it sounds. And it sounds sick.

Lita saves Edge from Barbie by jumping on Foley’s back, but then Foley has the sick idea to do a Cactus Clothesline with Lita on him! Great spot.

Wow Edge just slams Foley hard on the steel ramp. That hurt me.

Edge douses Foley in lighter fluid. My god.

Foley is about to con-chair-to (with a pan and a chair) on Edge but Lita tries to make the save. Foley looks downright frightening and Lita sells is great when Foley threatens to hit her with the chair.

Edge with a perfect shot to Foley’s head with Barbie…Foley’s busted.

Edge actually brings in the thumbtacks!

Foley counters Edge and makes Edge a human pin cushion. Oh My God!

Barbed Wire Socko!

Lita gets Barbed Wire Socko was well!

You have to give Edge a lot of credit here. He didn’t wear a shirt for all of this violence. I’m sure he still has scars.

Edge pinned Mick Foley in 14:36. Foley pours lighter fluid on the table…but Lita hits him with Barbie! Lita lights the table on fire….and EDGE SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE 2ND ROPE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE. What a sick fuck. Edge should have just been handed his Hall of Fame Ring right there. Edge gets the pin on the floor. I’d have to double check, but I’m pretty sure this was my 2006 Match of the Year. This also provided a great backdrop to the One Night Stand 06 six person tag.

Incredible match, and it made up for what had been a lackluster show so far.

At first I thought Edge was just selling the fire brilliantly, then I realized he probably just burned himself instead. What a sick match.

Booker T goes through a hallway of freaks…Pirate Paul Burchill, Gene Snitsky, Ted Dibiase, Eugene, Mae Young and Goldust in a dress (Oprah-dust). Funny segment…even if the Snitsky-Young part is a little too much (He’s licking her foot).

Dibiase with some epic laughing at the end.

Handicap Match
Booker T and Queen Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

Can this match follow Edge vs. Foley?!?

I liked the Boogeyman character. I liked the theme song. I liked the entrance.

I hated Boogeyman wrestling.

Haha Booker tries to have Sharmell start the match. Awesome.

It was a trap! A funny one though.

Booker is owning early. Boogeyman does sell the side kick brilliantly to be fair.

Boogeyman is doing the Boogeyman version of the Hulk Up!

Book-End!

Boogeyman kicks out!

Boogeyman offense looks uncoordinated.

OMG THE WORMS!

He ATE THE WORMS!

The Boogeyman pins Booker T in 3:43. Boogeyman kisses Sharmell with the worms…then chokebombs Booker T for the win. This was pretty bad…although it should have been a lot worse. What the fuck did Booker T do to deserve this for Wrestlemania? Amazingly, King Booker would be World Champion four months later.

Probably the best booked Women’s Title feud ever coming up.

Women’s Championship
Trish Stratus© vs. Mickie James

Story: Mickie James is Trish Stratu’s stalker. It started off as her biggest fan…and turned into being sexually attracted to her. It’s not just the storyline that’s great…but how convincing Mickie is in the role. No idea what happened to Mickie afterwards as I don’t remember a thing until Piggy James four years later.

Jim Ross takes a random shot at Lawler…telling him Mickie may be too old for her because she is in her early 20s.

I do believe there is a taunt from Mickie edited out of the WWE Network version of this….which is Mickie air licking a V made by her hands. You figure it out.

Trish with some really hard chops.

Blocked kick turns into a split from Mickie. Nice.

Trish dropkicks Mickie from the ring. Hard to explain, but it was a cooler than the standard dropkick.

Trish Chick Kick’s the ring post. Creative spots here.

Mickie DDT’s the ankle. Just tons of creativity.

Crowd is very hot for Mickie James. They actually boo Trish Stratus.

Mickie really works on the leg.

Fantastic head scissors by Trish with her legs crossed. Horrible fans for booing that.

Mickie counters the Trish corner handstand and starts shrieking like a maniac. Amazing.

Running powerbomb by Trish…but Mickie showed excitement when her legs were wrapped around Trish’s head. Amazing telling of the story.

Mickie counters the Stratusfaction by grabbing Trish’s crotch. Just wow.

Mickie James wins the Women’s Title when she pinned Trish at 8:48. The match is just amazing…but unfortunately Mickie’s Stratusfaction attempt is horribly botched. The WWE Network cuts out the botch…but I remember it clearly. Mickie tries to save it with a Chick Kick, but that hurt the match a lot. Still a very good match.

I forgot that all the McMahon’s, even Linda, were heels here. Time for a McMahon family prayer!

“God, let’s face it, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me.” And it only gets better. Sure maybe mocking God is in bad taste, but I do find it funny here.

Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

This was before Henry’s 2008 emergence as a legit bad ass. In 2006, he still kinda sucked.

Henry has the very underrated “Echo” as his theme music. It’s pretty awesome.

Taker had just morphed into Match of the Year Taker as he had a match of the Year Candidate at No Way Out a month prior against Kurt Angle.

Just wondering, why didn’t we get Angle vs. Taker here and Orton vs. Rey for the Title?

Match is being built as Mark Henry being an immovable object. I get it, but it doesn’t really work here as the Undertaker should be able to take down Mark Henry here.

Old School! Nope, Henry ruined it.

Taker gets it on the 2nd attempt.

Taker hasn’t knocked Mark Henry down yet. See, it just doesn’t seem that believable.

World Strongest Slam! Cover! Mark eventually figures out there are no pins in a Casket Match.

Taker does the Samoan Headbutt spot with Henry.

Taker powerbombs Henry out of the corner. He finally knocked Henry down!

Undertaker busts out the over the top rope dive to Henry! He outright clears the casket too!

Undertaker wins in 9:28. Tombstone then Henry is rolled into the Casket. Match is a lot worse than I remember it…but Taker saves it a little with the over the top rope dive. Sometimes it is the moment that matters.

No Holds Barred
Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. McMahon

Story here: McMahon gives the fans what he wants. HBK gives the fans what the fans want. Vince is looking to screw HBK worse than he screwed Bret.

Vince has a poster of him on Fitness Magazine at ringside.

Shawn smashes the poster over Vince’s head. Pretty funny.

Shawn dominated the beginning…but here comes The Spirit Squad!

This is Dolph Ziggler’s Wrestlemania debut everybody!

HBK takes out the Squad.

Vince has control thanks to the Squad. For the record this is how Vince should be booked. He’s not a wrestler, so he should need help to get advantages.

Vince is mocking Bret Hart here.

Now he’s loading up for Sweet Chin Music!

Shawn blocks!

Michaels’ regains control and hits his spots. Very nice elbow from the top. So now that he’s in control, you know what that means? It means Shane McMahon is here! Kendo stick shot to Michaels!

Shane’s got handcuffs!

Vince is taking off his pants. Kiss My Ass Club time!

Shawn counters…and Shane joins the club.

Shawn handcuffs Shane to the outside of the ring. Shawn mocks Shane’s taunt…then beats the crap out of him with the kendo stick. Crowd gets into it.

Absolutely brutal chairshot to the head of Vince. You will not see shots like that ever again.

Ladder shot to the head of Vince!

Garbage Can shot to the head of Vince! I’m starting to feel bad for Vince.

Shawn Michaels pins Mr. McMahon in 18:22. Shawn gets a huge ladder and sets Vince up in the center of the ring on a table. You can see Shane holding down the ladder on the outside. Vince is on the table in a garbage can. We get the DX sign. Huge elbow drop through Vince and the table! Shawn makes sure to get Sweet Chin Music in for the win. I mean this is a good match overall I think. I do think it is a bit much at the end when beats the crap out of McMahon. Weird as it sounds, but this match is the violent version of Bret vs. Vince four years later. It never looked like Vince was the better wrestler, which is good. Also, the moment is once again really good. Also, bonus points for Vince flipping Michaels off while being stretchered away. Also good DX foreshadowing.

World Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle© vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton

Angle had absolutely taken out the comedy portion of his character at this point. It’s a shame we didn’t see an extended WWE run of this Angle.

Of course, the exploitation of Eddie Guerrero’s death is all over this, and while it’s a bit much, I do think it’s okay. Like I am okay with Rey doing Eddie stuff. But not when Orton says Eddie is in hell.

I totally forgot how lame it was to get Orton and Rey in the match. Teddy Long just re-adds Rey back in after Orton beat him at No Way Out.

POD Live for Rey. Rey looks like a mini-Tatanka with his entrance attire.

Angle’s pyro is pretty incredible.

Orton with a great start, takes the WHC belt from the ref and nails Angle.

Angle does a double German suplex to Orton and Rey…and Rey goes flying!

These three do a lot of really fun spots, like Angle sending Rey into Orton, who was on the top rope…and Rey finishing with a hurricanrana.

Let’s Go Angle. Shame fans aren’t more into Rey. Another reason they should have went with Taker vs. Angle and Rey vs. Orton.

Angle counters the 619 with an Ankle Lock! Rey taps, but Orton distracts the ref.

Angle is just destroying everyone with germans. Poor Rey landed on his face. And he got Angle Slammed over the top rope.

Now Orton taps….but the ref was distracted by Rey. Really protecting Angle here, and actually, I’m okay with that.

Angle kicks out of a RKO!

Rey tries a 619 using the ringpost, but he loses grip. Unfortunate botch there.

Orton does this gutwrench neckbreaker. Why doesn’t he bring that back?

Orton survives an Angle Slam.

Rey Mysterio wins the World Title when he pins Orton in 9:19. Rey counters an Angle Lock into an armdrag that sends Angle out. 619 and Springboard Hurricanrana to Orton for the win. Match had good moments, but it was underwhelming. This was supposed to be Rey’s big moment, but all we got was a 9 minute match that Kurt Angle dominated anyway. The moves were really good though. Angle was the man. Don’t remember Rey being booed like that in favor of Angle though.

Rey winning is a good moment though. I never thought Rey Mysterio would win a world championship. He ended up with three.

JR is hyping up HHH vs. Cena. Video of Cena got booed. I think JR has forgotten about the Pillow Fight.

Playboy Pillow Fight
Torrie Wilson vs. Candace Michelle

I think Torrie’s theme is dubbed…as this is the Laycool theme playing. Maybe I don’t remember correctly and she had this though.

Candace is hot. Torrie is hot. That’s the whole match.

Looking it up, it looks like Torrie had the Laycool theme before Laycool. How about that.

Candance does get this one cool leg choke that’s where she handstands on the apron.

Torrie Wilson pins Candace Michelle in 3:54. A little too long for my tastes, but it was great to look at for sure.

WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. Triple H

Story here is that HHH thinks Cena is a second rate champion. I normally don’t like that narrative as it usually diminishes the title, but it works here as Cena kinda was that as he won the title on Smackdown.

New HHH music. Behold the King…the King of Kings!

Triple H’s entrance is ridiculous. He looks like a 2nd rate Conan the Barbarian.

JR brings up that this was HHH’s 11th straight Mania, and the record was set by Bret with 12. HHH wouldn’t get there, as he missed Mania 23 with an injury.

Cena’s is a bit funny (it also described the 1 vs 99% thing) although just as ridiculous with the 20’s gangster feel. But now, the most important part of the show.

CM Punk was in the main event of Wrestlemania!!!! He’s hanging on the car in Cena’s entrance!

Anyway…

Cena is just getting booed out of the building. Shows Chicago hated him away before CM Punk vs. Cena at MITB 11.

The storyline is very similar to HHH vs. Booker at Wrestlemania XIX.

HHH shows dominance early, giving the impression that he’s outwrestling Cena.

There’s even fuck you Cena chants in this. Didn’t think that began until ONS 06.

HHH goes for a piledriver on the floor…but gets backdropped on the ramp. Ouch.

NANANANANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOOD BYE chant. No idea why.

Awesome clothesline from HHH.

HHH working on the neck. Neckbreakers, neck vices, sleepers.

Big Cena comeback here. BOOOOOOOO!

Five Knuckle Shuffle countered into a Spinebuster!

He gets it the second time…and here is the STFU! Will the Game tap?!

HHH survives.

FU…countered and HHH shoves Cena and the ref into corner…then low blows them both!

HHH with the DX crotch chop. Foreshadowing!

Here comes the Sledgehammer!

HHH nails him!

Cena kicks out!

FU to HHH!

HHH kicks out!

Cena up top? Okay? Totally misses the crossbody. How random.

John Cena retains the title by making HHH submit in 22:02. HHH goes for the pedigree…but Cena turns it into a STFU. HHH tries to get to the ropes…but he’s forced to submit. It’s a solid match, but I don’t think it’s anything special. HHH put Cena over here, and that seems correct. You can’t go with the “this guy isn’t a good wrestler” narrative and then beat him down too (right Booker?)

This Wrestlemania had some good moments, some bad moments and a lot of whatever. Opener was whatever. RVD winning MITB II was good, and the match was decent. No idea what happened to Benoit, must have been an off night or JBL was that bad at this point. Foley vs. Edge was amazing. Booker/Sharmell vs. Boogey was the opposite. Trish vs. Mickie was great. Taker vs. Henry was whatever, but Taker gave it a moment with his dive. HBK vs. Vince is a bit of a fun brawl with some parts that dragged. Rey’s title win was a let down, although the match I guess is okay for what it was. Pillow Fight was fun to look at. HHH vs. Cena was solid, although not the most exciting of Wrestlemania main events.

Interesting note here: You know why WWE doesn’t care if you boo guys like Batista now? Because you booed Cena eight years ago and it didn’t matter, no one bit. Fans will give their money to WWE no matter what it seems. I’m included with that. I bought the Network after all.

Enough good moments here to get this out of C range, but I wouldn’t flat out call it good.

Final Grade: B-

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE Unforgiven 2005

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WWE Unforgiven 2005
September 18, 2005
Oklahoma City, OK
Reviewed on May 20, 2014

The Batista-John Cena era was well underway in WWE. For the past two years John Cena was slated to be the future, but something happened once he got there. After disposing of JBL, Cena went up against several internet favorites and the cheers went away. Cena was soon booed in arenas all over the world…and he NEVER got passed that. It began with Christian and Chris Jericho. Today it’s Daniel Bryan. The point is, John Cena became the machine’s champion. And the fans forever resented him for it.

Unforgiven is the start of a serious push for some guys that to be fair probably didn’t deserve it. Most notably in this case is Chris Masters. While Masters became a solid hand later, he was clearly not ready for this spot.

Another point of interest of this card is the Matt Hardy-Edge cage match that spawned from the real life Hardy-Edge-Lita feud. One of the first instances of what was later called the Reality Era was shown here.

The Card

Intercontinental Championship
Carlito© vs. Ric Flair

This was the period where HHH was gone after Batista destroyed him, and Flair was on his own. Flair became a face as a result.

Pretty slow start with a lot of strutting and wooing.

Ha, awesome spot where Flair actually hits a move off the top rope instead of being slammed off.

Ric Flair wins the title by submission in 11:46. Carlito goes to spit the apple in Flair’s face, but Flair punches him causing Carlito to choke. Figure Four and Carlito taps. I thought it started pretty boringly, but the finish was pretty good and the crowd was very into it.

Postmatch promo with Flair setting up the future Flair-HHH feud.

Lita and Edge were such awesome heels.

Torrie Wilson and Victoria vs. Trish Stratus and Ashley

The hell if I know what this feud is about.

Apparently Trish was injured since April and is just coming back now. I remember her being a bitch heel before that, so I guess it’s one of those babyface comebacks.

Victoria and Trish start. Those two always had good chemistry.

Trish and Ashley win when Trish pinned Victoria in 7:07. Chick Kick for the win. This wasn’t too bad actually! Mostly Trish vs. Victoria which is what was needed…since Torrie can’t wrestle and Ashley kinda can’t either.

Flair taking a bunch of lady fans to his limo. Flair is hilarious.

Big Show vs. Snitsky

Oh man this might be awful.

Sick back suplex by Snitsky on the Show!

Big Show pins Snitsky in 6:11. Chokeslam for the win. Actually…not bad! I’m shocked. It was short and to the point, and there was some good power wrestling there. That back suplex was awesome.

Haha, more Flair stuff.

There’s a lot of HBK vs. Chris Masters hype…even though the match isn’t coming up yet.

Shelton Benjamin vs. Kerwin White

Oh man Kerwin White.

Shelton Benjamin pinned Kerwin White in 8:06. White tries to hit Benjamin with the golf club…but Benjamin counters with the T-Bone for the win. Match was surprisingly dull. Not sure what was missing. I guess it wasn’t bad though.

Steel Cage Match
Matt Hardy vs. Edge

Story here: Where do I start? In real life Adam Copeland slept with Amy Dumas, who was Matt Hardy’s girlfriend. This led to Matt Hardy legit getting fired, but the crowd wanted him back. Crowd chanted “We Want Matt” everywhere. They brought him back and it was a huge deal all around. Edge and Matt had a lame Summerslam match though that ended via ref stoppage. Oddly, there was a shoehorned Kane storyline in this too, since Kane storyline wise was married to Lita. That got forgotten here.

Action packed start. Edge tries to escape quickly, but Matt lets him know this is gonna be a long one.

Powerbomb from the top leading to a ten count with both men down. Come on, it’s a Cage match, let’s not have that crap in here.

Crowd really gets behind Matt as he traps Edge in the ropes (as Edge trapped him at Summerslam) and punches away.

Side Effect off the top! Lita brings a chair into the ring…and then breaks up the pin!

Twist of Fate to Lita! Spear by Edge! Matt Hardy won’t die though.

Matt Hardy pins Edge in 21:05. Yodel Legdrop from the top of the cage ends Edge! Great match here. You really felt Matt Hardy hated both Edge and Lita here. Surprisingly, this didn’t launch Matt to the main event. Instead, this was perhaps his career peak. Still, a great match is a great match.

Bischoff-Cena confrontation. This came off as a poor man’s Austin-McMahon.

World Tag Team Championship
The Hurricane and Rosey© vs. Cade and Murdoch

Hurricane and Rosey were one of the least cared about Tag Champs ever.

WHATSUPWITTHAT?

Sick DDT from Murdoch on Hurricane where Hurricane was laying on the apron and Murdoch standing on the outside. Hurricane is dead.

Basically a handicap match now.

Murdoch and Cade win the title when Murdoch pinned Hurricane in 7:40. Hurricane staggers back and makes the tag, but he is still woozy and Cade and Murdoch hit a double team clothesline move for the win. Interesting story of the match with Hurricane, but match overall was pretty bad. The tag division overall at the time was really weak.

A girl comes out of Flair’s limo with only Flair’s robe on. Flair is hilarious.

Maria interviews Chris Masters. Maria asks him why he is called the Masterbate. No idea we had dumb Maria at this time. What an awesome character that was.

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Masters

Story here: Masters says HBK is a fossil and it’s time for new blood. HBK said that “Greenhorn”, people need to know their spot in the pecking order and Masters isn’t at the top yet.

Masters gets an early Masterlock but HBK manages to escape.

Torture Rack from Masters!

Michaels counters a Masterlock by jumping over the top rope, which was awesome.

Shawn Michaels pins Chris Masters in 17:27. HBK gets caught come off the top. Masters catches him and turns it into a near Masterlock, but HBK counters and hits Sweet Chin for the win. Wow, Chris Masters looked great here. It had to be HBK, since Masters didn’t remotely do anything before or after this match quality wise. HBK just knows how to wrestle bigger opponents. Very good match.

WWE World Championship
John Cena© vs. Kurt Angle

This match seems structured as Cena being the underdog and Angle being the big match experienced favorite.

This has been a good back and forth match.

Ref bump, and Cena gets the FU for zero!

Angle comes back with the Ankle Lock and Bischoff taunts him.

Kurt Angle wins by DQ in 17:17. Cena takes the WWE title belt and nails Angle…and the ref sees it! Seriously? That’s the PPV finish? A good match ruined by its ending. It’s endings like this that led to people not purchasing the B-tier PPVs anymore. Angle and Cena brawl some more afterwards.

Unforgiven 05 is a weird show as nothing was really bad on this show and there was some greatness…but none of it really mattered at all. Chris Masters? Midcarder a year later and unemployed the year after that. Matt Hardy? Ranged from upper midcard to midcard hell for a while until his brother overshadowed him again. He never got over the break-up with Lita. The finish to Angle-Cena just extended the storyline. I barely remember the rest of the show and I just watched it.

A good effort for all involved. For the great match and no bad matches this was in B territory…but you can’t have your main event end like that.

Final Grade: C+

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE Great American Bash 2004

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The Great American Bash 2004
June 27, 2004
Norfolk, VA
Reviewed on March 13, 2014

Background: Smackdown in 2004 is a strange time. Ever since the Brand Extension, Smackdown had some of the best wrestling in the world and was a critically acclaimed show. Suddenly though, Brock Lesnar was gone, Chris Benoit and Edge were on RAW and Kurt Angle and Big Show were injured. There were definitely guys who could step up and main event with WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero…but the one WWE went with was totally unexpected and the decision was panned at the time. (And still kinda is, even if I did become a big fan of JBL, his reign was not good business wise). The misuse of Rob Van Dam and Booker T just made no sense here…as did the idea to not keep Edge on Smackdown.

You’ve gotta feel bad for Guerrero. This was the classic set up to fails scenario. Smackdown was not going to succeed with him on top with the lack of star power on the brand no matter how good he was, and evidence in his book you can see that the pressure to succeed as champion was really tough on him.

Another point to note is that we do see the continued emergence of John Cena here as well.

We’ll talk about The Undertaker when we get there.

The Card

Torrie Wilson is our host I guess?

Opening video does make this card seem a lot better than it is.

WWE US Championship: Four-way Elimination
John Cena© vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

One of these is not like the other.

I think this is an outright strange choice for a match considering the lack of star power on the roster…and how other matches on this card would suffer.

Also, Booker T and RVD needed to be used better than half of a US title match.

This was also still Thuganomics John Cena.

Man RVD gets no crowd reaction. How do you ruin Rob Van Dam? For the record, RVD getting injured later in the year was a blessing for him, as it allowed him to have a hot comeback with ECW.

Booker and RVD were feuding here, kinda. It led to the worst finish in Smackdown history, as Booker was DQed for punching RVD when he was in the ropes.

Rene Dupree does have big heat on him being French here.

Dupree has a headlock on RVD while Booker T is just hanging outside. Cena is standing around too. While it actually makes sense for Booker and Cena…it doesn’t make a good match.

Now Cena vs. RVD with Booker and Dupree standing outside. Who decided it was a good idea to structure the match this way?

THE FRENCH TICKLER. The only thing Rene Dupree did that was memorable.

Cena rolls up RVD for the pin to eliminate him. Wow, Dupree lasted longer than RVD.

Booker pins Dupree after Cena FUs him. Cena vs. Booker left, and since they would go this direction, it makes sense.

John Cena retains when he pinned Booker in 15:52. Booker misses a Scissors Kick and Cena gets the FU for the pin. There’s nothing really wrong with this match, but it is a shame to see RVD flat out wasted here.

Kurt Angle admonishes Charlie Haas. He’s disappointed in him as he was his protégé but now he has a better one in Luther Reigns. He sets up this impromptu match.

Sable promo about how she looks better than Torrie Wilson. Depends on your preference I guess. I’d take Torrie.

Charlie Haas vs. Luther Reigns

People just don’t care about Luther Reigns. That wouldn’t ever change either. Unfortunately, people didn’t care about Charlie Haas post World’s Greatest Tag Team either…but that’s actually a bit of a shame. Anyway fans boo the early offense of Reigns.

Haas clearly misses a dropkick but Reigns sells it by stumbling back anyway.

Nice suplex from Charlie Haas there.

Luther Reigns pins Charlie Haas in 7:11. Reigns hits the Roll of the Dice (CrossRhodes, whatever) for the win. Absolutely nothing wrong with this match either, in fact I thought Haas looked good as a babyface in peril. Too bad he never got the chance Shelton Benjamin got post draft (remember, Benjamin went over HHH right away). Fans really couldn’t give a crap about either guy though. Still, not really a bad match as really it was just boring.

JBL promo! I did think it was weird that JBL went all New York City but then brought back the Texas Bullrope Match.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rey Mysterio © vs. Chavo Guerrero

Three problems with the idea of this match before it begins.

#1. Chavo just got finished jobbing the title to Jacqueline in a program I’ll never understand. Sure screwed the prestige of the title though.

#2. Rey Mysterio and Chavo have probably wrestled tons of times at this point. On PPV they only had one match so far (in WWE at least) at No Way Out 2004. This wasn’t a hot feud, but really moreso they had nothing planned for either so just keep cruiserweight titling it away!

#3. Rey Mysterio is a perfect example of someone where if put in a better spot, could have helped this show a lot. Really couldn’t run an Eddie vs. Rey for the title program?

The standard fast paced chain wrestling and springboard counters start the match. Revolutionary in the US in 1996 surely, but not in 2004.

Chavo dropkicks Rey off the top rope, very Jericho like.

Story of the match is for Chavo to work the knee.

This match is all mat based, which is okay I guess. I think the problem is this is Chavo’s best style…but he’s nowhere near as good as Benoit, Eddie or Jericho, who were all in the promotion at the time.

Weird double facebuster off the top rope.

I actually like the Gory Guerrero Bomb. It’s a cool move.

West Coast Pop into a half-crab was nice.

Rey Mysterio retains when he pins Chavo in 19:40. Chavo goes for another Gory Bomb, but gets caught in that awesome sunset flip for the three. This is a good match where Rey really sold the knee well. The issue is, most people watch Rey Mysterio for high flying stuff, and the story of the match had little high flying due to the knee. But it was still good.

Kenzo Suzuki vs. Billy Gunn

Attitude vs. new school! Kenzo’s never been pinned or been made to submit yet.

2003 was the last gasp to try to make Billy Gunn a top guy, but he floundered. By this point, the Mr. Ass run was on its last legs.

Kenzo was always just really awkward in the ring. That’s the best way I can describe him. His selling is strange too, very one second he’s selling the next he’s not (as evidenced by a Billy Gunn boot to the face).

Three of the eight minutes of this match was spent in a resthold. Pretty bad. Fans hate it.

The way Suzuki telegraphs moves actually reminds me of The Great Khali. Take from that what you’d like.

Shining Wizard gets two. First exciting thing in the match.

Kenzo Suzuki pinned Billy Gunn in 8:06. Kenzo botches a reverse DDT into his knee…and that gets three? Isn’t that one of Christian’s secondary moves? Why not just use the Shining Wizard? Anyway, match was boring and bad. Nothing happened and the finish was botched. No surprise Kenzo only lasted a year.

Paul Heyman and Paul Bearer in the back. Heyman is mad that everyone thinks he’s bluffing about putting Bearer in the Concrete Crypt. Bearer’s facial expressions own here.

Sable vs. Torrie Wilson

Battle of Playboy covers here.

Cole says the Great American Bash is used to matches like Dean Malenko vs. Arn Anderson. Just had to point that out eh Cole?

Nice neck snap from Sable! I didn’t expect that.

They follow with botching a rollup. But whatever.

Match has slowed to a crawl with the self-chinlock.

Horrible floatover suplex. Sable landed with her feet somehow, and Torrie didn’t complete the floatover.

They both knock heads and are down!

Sable pins Torrie Wilson in 6:06. Horrible botched finish here. Torrie gets up from the bumped heads spot, but Sable doesn’t. They go with the “Torrie wants to pin Sable but the ref says back up I need to make sure Sable is okay” finish (which never makes any sense. She’s not supposed to be okay, which is why Torrie should go for the pin!). Then a surprise roll-up from Sable…but somehow she goes too far so Torrie’s shoulder is WAY off the canvas, but the ref counts three anyway. Horrible. Awful match. It was so bad they had to talk about the finish on commentary.

Best interview ever with Rene Dupree. It’s because of what Dawn Marie is not wearing. Nunzio gets involved and is a bit funny here too. The FBI own Dupree.

Hardcore Holly vs. Mordecai

New school vs. Attitude era part two!

The story for this match was funny. Hardcore Holly and Moredcai were just found brawling last Thursday, and here we are. For the record, the past three matches were all made three nights ago, and Haas vs. Reigns was made this night.

Here is someone who just doesn’t look like he knows what he’s doing in the ring. Just sloppy all around.

Long headlock here.

I think a neckbreaker was supposed to happen, but somehow Mordecai and Holly bang heads. I think it was off Mordecai jumping way too high on a stun gun.

Mordecai pins Hardcore Holly in 6:31. Alabama Slam reversed into the Crucifix Bomb for the win. Match was boring, one spot was botched. I guess not as bad as the previous two matches, but not good either. It was bad enough that despite being undefeated and getting a win on PPV, we never saw Mordecai again as he was sent to OVW. He wasn’t good as Kevin Thorn. I actually liked the gimmick…but it didn’t work.

WWE Championship: Texas Bullrope Match
Eddie Guerrero© vs. JBL

Touching the four corners rules in effect.

The cowbell is a weird weapon.

A lot of choking with the rope early on.

Eddie dropkicks JBL into the corner and it’s JBL’s second corner. Establishing this actually makes sense for later.

Big chairshot busts JBL wide open. Good story as it’s revenge for what happened at Judgment Day 04.

Another chairshot to the head. Was this the first time Bradshaw ever bled? I don’t remember him doing so as a member of the APA.

Eddie’s corner lights stop working. Weird.

Eddie hits a frog splash! Eddie has dominated this match. JBL rolls out of the ring, which is a genius move here as Eddie can’t reach the corner now.

JBL uses the rope as a noose and sends Eddie from the corner onto the announce table (which didn’t break)! Nice spot though.

Powerbomb through the table by JBL!

JBL wins the WWE Title in 21:06. After some near JBL wins, Eddie beats the crap out of him with the cowbell. Eddie then goes to touch the corners, but JBL follows and touches the first three behind Eddie. (JBL’s first light doesn’t work. Nice job WWE). JBL then gets the advantage as he pulls Eddie and goes for the fourth corner. Eddie does a dive at the corner and gets it, splashing JBL in the corner in the process! Eddie retains….but no, Kurt Angle points out that JBL’s shoulder hit first and he wins the title. Dusty Finish aside, the match is pretty good. Probably the best of JBL’s career.

Concrete Crypt Match
The Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boyz

Your main event! You know this is a bad idea when I’m hating an Undertaker match.

Story here: Taker returned all dead…but there were no top heels on Smackdown for him to face (my theory on why we got JBL). He kinda buried Booker in May. So, Heyman became that top heel, and challenged the Dudleyz to make a difference or get tough or something. Dudleyz abducted Paul Bearer and Heyman used that to control the Undertaker in what would have been an awesome heel turn (and opponent for Guerrero). Nonetheless, here we are. If Taker doesn’t do the right thing (lose?) Bearer gets entombed in cement. What’s the point of the Dudleyz winning then? I don’t know. Why is this the main event? I don’t know. I love the Undertaker, but Eddie vs. JBL needed to be main eventing.

It’s not a feather in the Dudleyz cap if Taker lays down for them…since they really wouldn’t be beating him you know.

So far anytime Taker is owning the match, Heyman threatens to bury Bearer.

Heyman eventually has enough and does it, but Bubba Ray Dudley begs him to stop because he wants to finish off the Undertaker.

Now it’s all Dudleyz. But since the outcome is in little doubt, it’s pretty damn boring.

All the mic work is being down by Bubba. I never realized it, but I bet this was a chance to see if Bubba Ray Dudley could be a top guy. The answer is no by the way. (At least in 2004, Bully Ray is pretty cool in TNA).

Michael Cole actually calls the inverted double neckbreaker as the double team. Just lol.

The Undertaker defeats the Dudley Boyz when he pinned D-Von in 14:42. Tombstone for the win. Ok, so Taker shoots a lightning bolt at Heyman when Heyman tries to finish off Bearer (where was that shit earlier Undertaker?), then gets to Bearer. Instead of saving him though, he tells him it has to be this way and finishes the job. It’s like writers were so happy to get the old school Undertaker back, so they decided to write an angle for him, forgetting the fact that it’s 2004 and not 1994. Anyway, match is a disjointed mess and made no sense. I would have assumed this to be the main event of a WCW 2000 PPV. Why couldn’t we just run Eddie vs. Taker in the summer?

Anyway, this PPV has some good moments but kinda sucks when you put it all together. Only one really good match (JBL! And Eddie of course). One good match that was missing something (Rey-Chavo) Everything else ranges from decent (US title) to borderline ok (Reigns-Haas) to terrible and bad. Historically it became a running joke that the Great American Bash was the worst PPV of the year. The JBL title reign wasn’t exactly a draw, but it was surprisingly entertaining. This wasn’t a heel turn for Undertaker, just an explanation to get away from Bearer (and a dumb one), nevermind that it seemed to imply that Taker killed Bearer. This would be a C or C+ in normal circumstances, but for the crap it’s gotta be a bit lower. I do think it’s overall better than December to Dismember though…and actually it was a lot better than I remember it.

Final Grade: C-

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WWE No Way Out 2004

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No Way Out 2004
February 15, 2004
Daly City, CA
Reviewed April 17, 2014

Background: Eddie fuckin’ Guerrero.

I could end right there. This PPV is 90% about the rise of Eddie Guerrero. For the last year Eddie Guerrero was the most popular wrestler in WWE period. He’s a perfect example of a guy getting the World Title purely on how the crowd reacted to him. No one deserved it more at the time other than perhaps Benoit, who’d get it himself a month later.

WWE had been in their Brand Extension format for nearly two years now. It seemed that Smackdown was the “wrestling” show where RAW was WCW-lite (HHH wrestled Booker T, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner and Goldberg in PPV main events in 2003…nevermind that Evolution is a Four Horsemen ripoff anyway). And Eddie Guerrero was the perfect guy to represent the wrestling part of the company.

The other major thing to note is we do see a bit of the continued rise of John Cena here. Obviously, that would be important later.

The Card

Sable and Torrie kick off the PPV. They were not feuding here. They welcome us to the PPV. Nice waste of time.

WWE Tag Team Championship-Handicap Match
Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty© vs. The Bashams and Shaniqua

I usually hate this idea.

Rikishi gets a good reaction. To be honest…we are way past Rikishi being a guy that matters and in fact he’d be released a few months later.

I swear Scotty would have been way more successful is he didn’t have the WORM. He gets attacked during it or after it every time.

Nice slam from Shaniqua to Scotty.

Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty retain when Rikishi pinned Shaniqua in 8:16. Banzaii Drop for the win. This was the end of the Linda Miles era I believe. Match was pretty boring, and perhaps the most formulaic tag team match I’d ever seen on PPV. I mean whoever put it together didn’t even try.

Half Blindfold Match
Jamie Noble (Blindfolded) vs. Nidia

Ugh.

Story here: Noble and Nidia’s relationship went to hell. Tajiri blinded Nidia with the Mist and she was blinded for weeks. Noble treated her like crap. Nidia got revenge by putting a $5k mink coat in a woodchipper. And she got this match.

Noble takes off the hood early on and the ref says he would DQ him.

Match goes as you’d expect it. Nidia with a lot of funny hit and runs.

Nidia pants Noble.

Jamie Noble beats Nidia by submission in 4:23. Noble cheats and peaks under the hood and tosses Nidia off the top rope. Then he locks in a Dragon Sleeper which seems a bit excessive for the win. Obviously this was absolute crap. Tajiri, Sakota and Akio vs. Paul London, Billy Kidman and Ultimo Dragon was bumped to the pre-show for this crap.

Kurt Angle interview. John Cena interrupts. They had feuded and teamed in 2003. Cena slaps him and they go at it.

The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. The APA

Someone want to explain why this isn’t for the Tag Team Titles but the earlier BS was? Even worse since these four teams would be against one another at Mania anyway.

Story: Bradshaw’s arm was injured on Smackdown. He comes out with a soft cast.

ONE OF THESE MEN WOULD BE WWE CHAMP IN FIVE MONTHS!

Benjamin works the arm. Go psychology!

Bradshaw basically ignores his injury after the hot tag.

The World’s Greatest Tag Team win when Benjamin pinned Bradshaw in 7:19. Clothesline from Hell…but he hurt his arm doing it and Benjamin got a superkick for the win. Not good. APA didn’t seem to really try. I guess it was matches like this that people pointed to when JBL won the title.

Goldberg is here. He has a front row ticket! Him and Lesnar had been feuding. Lesnar cost Goldberg the Royal Rumble match.

Paul Heyman is out here. He’s pissed about Goldberg.

Brock’s out here now too. Heyman wants to get Goldberg arrested.

Goldberg gets in there and gets a Jackhammer! Time for him to get arrested. I like how his theme plays when he gets arrested.

Hardcore Holly vs. Rhyno

Story: None, this match was made on Smackdown. Actually, half this card was.

Funny note about Hardcore Holly. Holly came back with that mini-feud with Lesnar. And once Lesnar beat him at the Rumble…that was it. Like they didn’t even think past that match for anything Hardcore could do. I don’t even think he’s on the Mania card.

Holly does come out when Lesnar is still in the ring, so there’s that I guess. Not that it went anywhere since Lesnar was leaving next month.

Cole tells us the match was made Sunday Night on Heat, so I gave WWE too much credit with the Smackdown origin then. (Cole says they wrestled on Smackdown though, so whatever).

I like Hardcore Holly and Rhyno…but no one cared about either of them at this point.

They are trying to do the whole smashmouth hard hitting match…but it just isn’t working here.

Rhyno with a great spinebuster there.

GORE…but Holly rolls out of the ring to avoid being pinned.

Hardcore Holly pins Rhyno in 9:54. Bad looking Alabama Slam for the win. Bad match. Very boring. No one cared. Bad first hour of wrestling here.

Rey-Chavo promo.

UNDERTAKER PROMO! Crowd popped huge for that. He’s coming in 28 days!

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rey Mysterio© vs. Chavo Guerrero

I feel like I just reviewed this match (I did, GAB 04).

Story focuses on Chavo’s heel turn and alliance with Chavo Classic.

Rey has famous boxer Jorge Paez with him. No idea why.

Chavo Classic breaks up a West Coast Pop, and gets knocked out by Paez. Paez gets thrown out. Big pop for the KO though.

Awesome Moonsault near the end from Rey.

Nice West Coast Pop reversal into the half crab.

Chavo Guerrero wins the title in 17:21 by pin. Chavo Classic comes back and knocks Rey off the top, and Chavo rolls Rey up and holds the tights for the win. I didn’t write a lot, but it was the standard Chavo’s mat game vs. Rey’s air game. A good match that this PPV dearly needed.

Not Chavo’s best post-match promo.

#1 Contender to the World Title
John Cena vs. Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

A lot of stories intertwined here to get to this point. Show and Angle had feuded in the past. Angle and Cena as well. They were all in the same match at Survivor Series where Cena pinned Show to win.

A lot of 1 on 1 stuff early on.

Angle actually tries to German Suplex Big Show off the apron. That would have been something.

Pretty sure Cena has FUed Big Show in every match he ever had with him.

Kurt Angle wins when he makes John Cena submit in 12:18. Angle dumps Show over the top rope…and he makes Cena submit to the Ankle Lock. Second half of the match was fun and the first half really wasn’t bad either. Surprised this wasn’t longer. Fans wanted Cena here to be honest. But, while Cena is hurt…Eddie chants start, so you know what the fans want.

WWE World Championship
Brock Lesnar© vs. Eddie Guerrero

Story: Eddie won a Smackdown Rumble to get a shot at the title. Then, the classic underdog story.

Lesnar owns early with power moves. Good start to this story.

Lesnar just drops Eddie on his head. Sure that might have been a botch…but it looked damn sick.

All Brock early.

Man Lesnar does the Shell Shock a lot better than Ryback.

Eddie gets some offense…but Brock takes him right back down. Love how this match is structured.

Eddie works on the knee…before he’s stun gunned into the top rope. Really making it look like Brock is far superior than Eddie…which works VERY well here.

STF from Eddie. Huge pop! People might have bought this as a finish as the STF wasn’t widely used yet.

Lasso From El Paso! Then back to the STF…which again gets a nice pop.

What a spinebuster! Ouch.

Great psychology with Lesnar selling the knee everywhere, even when he’s doing a vertical suplex.

Lesnar yells at Eddie to “JUST DIE”. Just a great match in every way here.

“GIVE UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!” Lesnar is awesome.

Three Amigos to Lesnar!

Frog Splash…misses! I think everyone thought that was hitting.

F5…but Guerrero accidentally takes out the ref with his feet! Brock has Eddie beat, which was a great way to keep him strong (even though it wasn’t needed).

GOLDBERG. SPEAR TO LESNAR!

Amazing false finish as Lesnar kicks out!

Time for Eddie to cheat!

A great swerve as Lesnar actually ducks the belt shot and goes for a F5…the crowd loudly groans…but Eddie turns it into a Tornado DDT on the belt!

Eddie Guerrero wins the WWE Title by pin in 30:07. Guerrero hits the Frog Splash for the win and MONSTER pop. Great celebration follows. Incredible match, arguable Match of the Year for 2004. Great story, great psychology, great moments, great false finishes, just wow all around. And it furthered the Lesnar-Goldberg feud (also great idea that the Goldberg spear wasn’t what beat Lesnar, Eddie beat Lesnar). Shame that Lesnar left at Mania, as Eddie vs. Lesnar could have been awesome to go through the summer with.

I mean, this was basically advertised as a one match show, but wow did that match deliver. A lot can be forgiven when the main event is incredible.

The first hour and fifteen minutes of this PPV sucked. Four bad (or awful) matches. Rey vs. Chavo helped, and the three way was good. Main event was of course, awesome.

Something that hurts the PPV a little bit is that there’s no historical value here. Unfortunately, while it was great to see Eddie as champ, it didn’t last and it didn’t lead to an era of change for WWE. Cena and Batista were the champs 13 months later. Lesnar was gone. Cena had a role, but nothing big for him. Angle was a bit stale at this point. I mean the man who eventually beat Eddie for the title was pinned in a throw away tag match.

Due to the awesome main and awesome moment, I wanted to go B+, but the really crappy beginning and lack of historical influence knock it a little bit. Without the main though, this is a C at best.

Final Grade: B

Pro Wrestling

RDT Reviews WCW Superbrawl Revenge

2001-SuperbrawlRevenge

WCW Superbrawl Revenge
February 18, 2001
Nashville, TN
Reviewed on April 25, 2014

Background: I wrote a little about where WCW was status wise in the Greed review. Basically it was on its last legs and were relying on Scott Steiner to get them out (actually not the worst plan, and I’d argue that it’s even a good plan). But it was too little too late. While WCW was actually showing signs of life in 2001, the damage of 2000 was just way too much for WCW to live through. Vince McMahon was about six weeks away from buying the promotion at this point, although I assume as of this date people still thought Fusient and Eric Bischoff were going to get it at this point. Maybe that’s why there was some motivated stuff going on here.

Alas, the dying days of WCW present Superbrawl REVENGE!

The Card

What a strange opening video. Hard to explain.

I don’t like the Revenge part of the title. Superbrawl is the 2nd biggest WCW PPV of the year. It’s like calling a PPV Summerslam Revenge or something.

Road Warrior Animal attacked Billy Kidman earlier in the show. Apparently he’s out of the Cruiserweight Six Man Match.

Cruiserweight Six Man Four Corners Elimination Match
Jamie Knoble vs. Evan Karagias vs. Shannon Moore vs. Shane Helms vs. Kaz Hayashi vs. Yun Yang

Um…this is just Three Count vs. The Jung Dragons. Although I guess neither of these groups are together at this point. There’s no reference to the history though, except a bit for Hayashi and Yang.

Shannon Moore is still introduced as a member of Three Count.

Maybe I’m wrong. Helms and Moore are still in Three Count. I guess Karagias just isn’t. And Knoble was masked before, so they probably just pretend he wasn’t part of the Dragons.

Helms replaced Kidman in this.

Winner gets a shot at the Cruiser title at Greed.

Nice double team leading to a powerbomb from Helms to Knoble.

Awesome camera work getting Moore going flying out of the ring.

All the history is being brought up now, even with Knoble. My mistake. Not used to WCW referring accurately to history.

What an awesome springboard Tornado DDT from Yang.

Awesome portion when everyone goes to the top and misses a huge move. Pretty cool.

Shannon Moore with an Asai Moonsault…but he springs off the TOP rope.

Just amazing spot after amazing spot here. What a great match and no one’s out yet!

Screwed up kick and Russian legsweep from Yang to Karagias.

Yang pins Karagias for the first elimination.

Knoble tombstones Yang to get rid of him.

Shannon Moore takes an awesome bump off a dropkick off the apron from Knoble!

Top rope Rocker Dropper (Bottoms Up from the Top!) from Moore to Knoble gets rid of him. Three Count vs. Hayashi here.

Backslide into Guillotine Legdrop. What? Crazy innovative.

Moore turns on Helms!

Nightmare on Helms Street takes out Moore. Down to 2!

Shane Helms wins when he pinned Hayashi in 17:30. Vertebreaker for the win. Wow. Just wow. Incredible match. Probably a top 10 all time PPV opener, that’s how good this is. Awesome dynamic having three teams with history be in an every man for himself match. Led to a lot of great double teams. Just amazing. Also makes me wonder if Helms could have been a bigger deal. And what the hell happened to Shannon Moore?

Video camera catches Chavo Guerrero striking a deal with Ric Flair and Animal.

Kevin Nash was hurt on Monday. WILL HE MAKE IT TO THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT. Er…don’t they always?

Hugh Morrus promo. Ugh, whatever. This is the fallout of the MIA I think. Apparently Hugh Morrus is back TONIGHT. Um..woo?

Flair gives Scott Steiner an envelope.

Now Lance Storm and Kronik have a confrontation about doctors. This was Commissioner Lance Storm. I don’t remember that.

Hugh Morrus vs. The Wall

Couldn’t we just have given the Cruisers 30 minutes?

Morrus kicks the steel steps into the Wall’s head. Interesting spot which would be great…although it kinda shows the steps are a lot lighter than you’d think.

Somehow we’ve gotten to the laying down part of the match. We’re only like 4 minutes in.

Nice screwup on the stun gun. Not sure which that was on.

Hugh Morrus pinned The Wall in 9:43. No Laughing Matter for the win. I actually though this had a solid start, but then turned into a boring “brawl” with a lot of laying down. But I mean, this could have been a lot worse I guess.

Konnan attacks Animal because of what he did to Kidman. Security runs in to break them up…although it was implausible how all those security guards were just around the corner.

WCW World Tag Team Championship
Chuck Palumbo and Sean O’Haire© vs. Mark Jindrak and Sean Stasiak

I know these teams were matches differently at one point.

Four green guys in one ring, although there is loads of potential here. Who’s better anyway, Stasiak or Curtis Axel?

Stasiak makes fun of the Tennessee Titans not winning a championship. Um, wasn’t that 2000?

I actually forgot how solid of a team O’Haire and Palumbo were. Shame the APA buried them as fast as they did.

Mark Jindrak is pretty awful tough. Just got catapulted into his partner…and totally forgets to sell it.

Palumbo is your future Chucky in peril.

Palumbo and O’Haire win when O’Haire pins Stasiak in 11:37. Senton Bomb! Really well done tag match. I’m shocked. Put Palumbo and especially O’Haire over nicely. I know everyone says O’Haire was wasted in 2003…but he was wasted here too. There was huge potential here and he was someone WCW could have built the company around 2-3 years from this point. A shame. Pretty solid start to the PPV.

Dustin Rhodes trashes Rick Steiner and Ric Flair.

WCW Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Guerrero Jr.(c) vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

While Chavo’s peak as a wrestling character was 1998…he was probably as his peak as a wrestler in 2001.

Ugh, Rey with devil horns.

A hard clothesline knocks the horns off. Best think Chavo ever did.

Tony says Rey has had four major knee operations. No wonder he can barely walk now.

Rey telegraphs a counter while in the tree of woe. Come on Rey.

Gory Special is a cool submission. I don’t like the Gory Bomb though.

Rey seems off, just not smooth climbing Chavo’s shoulders and the telegraph earlier.

Rey is even a bit low on the moonsault. He’s just off.

Maybe I’m just biased again non-masked Rey.

Really digging Chavo here. Nice heel stuff from him.

Chavo puts a Rey Jr. mask on Rey Jr. I expect a comeback now.

Rey now puts the mark on Chavo.

Nice over the top somersault from Rey.

We have a chair in the ring!

Rey with a cool Hurricanrana off the apron from a wristlock…but he unfortunately screwed up the setup twice.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. retains in 15:53. Rey tries to use the chair…but ref takes it and Chavo uses that distraction to hit Rey with another chair! Brainbuster wins it. Good match…but Rey actually brought it down a bit by being sloppy. Solid heel finish. This set up Chavo vs. Helms.

WCW US Championship
Rick Steiner© vs. Dustin Rhodes

Somehow Kevin Nash made this happen storyline wise. Dustin had problems with Owner Flair here.

Rick actually drops the US title on the way to the ring. Real nice Rick.

Rick actually sells some punches here. Already more than the Greed match with Booker.

I think it’s weird that 2014 Goldust is in twice the shape 2001 Dustin was.

Probably the worst looking jawbreaker ever by Dustin…it looked like Steiner hit a Rear Naked Choke Drop.

Rick Steiner retains in 9:11 by pin. Steiner slams Rhodes into an unexposed turnbuckle…then uses the ropes for the pin which is a good heel finish. Match sucked though. Expected from Rick Steiner at this point. Post Match Shattered Dreams owned though. Sorry Dustin, unless you are Goldust, no one cares.

Flair tells Commish Storm Dustin needs to get kicked out. Winner of Totally Buff and Kronik gets a tag title shot.

Page and The Cat are left from team non-Flair I guess. What about Nash? Page says they need the Cat to win back the Commissionership.

Totally Buff vs. Kronik

Luger rambles. Great. He even begins to imitate Flair.

Bagwell buries our Tag Champs. Although…the champs get their revenge at Greed.

Apparently Bryan Clarke isn’t medically cleared. So we have a handicap match.

Clarke comes out anyway. So what’s the point of the storyline?

Hey a fake Bryan Clarke. It’s Mike Awesome. I gotta say, that’s nicely done. He attacks Adams of course.

Totally Buff defeats Brian Adams when Bagwell got the pin in 6:45. Match sucked, but I admit I liked the finish. Put over Adams I guess.

Lance Storm tries to kick Kronik out of the building. Lance Storm does seem like an awesome Commissioner actually.

WCW Commissionership On the Line
Lance Storm© vs. The Cat

The Cat calls Lance Storm a fake Power Ranger. I don’t get it.

On one hand I feel like Storm deserves better…on the other it’s cool to have a storyline instead of just having matches.

They do tell a good story with Storm working on a knee he attacked on Thunder.

The Cat pins Lance Storm in 8:07. Mike Sanders causes a distraction and the Cat hits the Feliner for the win. Total mismatch of ability here. Okay for what it was.

We are supposed to get DDP vs. Jeff Jarrett…but Jarrett makes Page go through a warm-up. Oddly remixed video of DDP challenging Kanyon. Anywhere, anytime! So Jarrett says now.

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Kanyon

Kanyon attacks Page from behind and here we go.

Kanyon with a Rocker Dropper on the steel steps. Unique I guess. Page is bleeding.

Cool suplex where Kanyon was standing on the 2nd rope and Page was on the apron. Kanyon then suplexed him. Creative indeed.

KANYON CUTTER! Page survives!

Jarrett’s here. Ref is out. Stroke!

Kanyon pins DDP in 8:15. Flatliner for the win. I think that’s an odd choice since Page is gonna fight Jarrett now…but I guess the idea is that Kanyon wore down Page for Jarrett. Anyway, solid match. Pretty good back and forth.

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Jeff Jarrett

Kanyon introduces the next match….a good line here here: “Scheduled for one fall, I don’t know, two hour time limit.”

I like how Jarrett just redoes his whole entrance.

Scott Hudson says “we’ll stay with this as long as we can”. Um..what?

I guess this is no DQ…since we have blatant chair action.

This is a pretty basic match with Jarrett beating on DDP and DDP coming back, but at least it is well done.

Page takes a straight chair shot to the head…but Page kicks out.

DDP pins Jarrett in 8:30. Jarrett accidentally nails Kanyon with a guitar…and Page gets the Diamond Cutter for the win. Another solid basic match. Told the story of Page having to go through two matches well.

IS KEVIN NASH HERE? CAN HE WRESTLE?

WCW World Championship
Scott Steiner© vs. Kevin Nash

President Flair comes to ringside! He’s on commentary!

Wow we get the Sid broken leg spot in a video. Was that necessary?

Flair makes it a retirement match! Those are always legit! That was what the envelope was all about.

Here comes Nash! Wheelchair with two hot nurses. Lol Kevin Nash is cool?

Scott Steiner can’t pronounce sympathy.

Nash is faking. Nash hits Steiner with the WCW Title and pins Steiner, 1…2…3! What a load of bullshit that is. Scott Steiner is supposed to be a MONSTER heel you know.
Flair turns this into best 2 out of 3 falls. It’ll take more than 2 falls to save Steiner’s credibility here. Also, wouldn’t it have made more sense for Flair to have DQed Nash there?

Totally Buff randomly attacks DDP in the back. Ok?

Steiner whacks Nash with a lead pipe…but Steiner can’t get Nash’s dead weight into the ring. So Flair says it’s Falls Count Anywhere. Steiner ties it up.

Kevin Nash just escapes the Steiner Recliner like it’s nothing. I don’t even like Steiner that much and I know that’s awful.

Pretty sure Midajah misses her cue on taking out the ref when Nash had a pin attempt. That was funny.

Jackknife but Midajah and Flair take out the ref.

Flair takes out the ref a second time.

Scott Steiner retains by ref stoppage at 12:29. Steiner Recliner after a chair shot gets it done. Horrible match, horrible booking. It’s crap like this that killed WCW. Not only did Nash pin Steiner in 16 seconds, but he then survived and escaped the Steiner Recliner with little struggle and had Steiner beat twice and got help to kill the count. Horrible main event ruined what was a pretty decent show. I defend Nash at times, but here is just indefensible.

The effort was there. It really was. WCW did some good stuff at the end. It’s too bad guys like Nash were still around hurting the product. WCW was missing some top guys here (Sting, Booker) and still put on a decent show. The first half of it sans Morrus-Wall had some awesome wrestling, especially the opener.

I was ready to give WCW the benefit of the doubt and a B, B- for effort and some legit good stuff, but Kevin Nash just had to come in his wheel chair and fuck that up. Still, for the first half and the DDP stuff, this is a decent PPV. A C+, C ending for WCW isn’t bad considering what 2000 was like for them.

Final Grade: C+