On March 24, 1990 Tom Chambers scored 60 points for the Phoenix Suns in a dominating performance against the Seattle Supersonics. He went 22 for 32 from the field, with 6 boards, 4 assists and 2 blocks as well.
Tom Chambers that year was having the best season of his career as he was on his way to a 27 PPG season for a playoff bound Suns team. His performance here showed he was a deserving top scorer of his time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWvGlbSZQCA
Steve Nash retired from the NBA on Saturday after 18 seasons. Grantland’s Brett Koremenos just wrote a piece about how Nash changed the landscape in regards to what traditional basketball fundamentals are, specifically on the offensive side. Nash became my favorite player during his run on the Mavericks for a few reasons. First, my at the time favorite player, Penny Hardaway, was a shell of his former-self, became a bit unlikable AND ended up being an overpaid guy on my Knicks. Second, Nash and Dirk Nowitzki were just fun to watch and also quite unstoppable in video games because they shot lights out (in NBA Live 2003, with the introduction of stick iso-moves and such, playing with the 2002-2003 Dallas Mavericks just seemed unfair. Nash, Nowitzki, Michael Finley and yes, Wang Zhizhi hit every shot known to man in that game). Third, I had (have?) a strange fascination with Canada ever since Bret Hart’s WWF storyline in the late 90s. Lastly, his name was Steve (and mine is too). Heck, I was in a basketball sim league at the time, traded Stephon Marbury for Nash, and Nash unrealistically (or so we thought) won MVP with a 21-10 year and led my Knicks to a 51-31 season and a Conference Finals appearance. Of course, as we know now, life would imitate art.
It’s unfortunate that Nash will go down as the greatest player (by far) to never play in a NBA Finals game. When Nash went to the Pheonix Suns because Mark Cuban thought he would be too expensive to retain in Dallas (which was actually justifiable at the time, since Nash was 31 years old and had a history of back problems), I remember thinking that Dallas would falter (didn’t happen) and the Suns would be slightly improved (common perception was the Suns were screwed. Turns out my prediction was an understatement). The 2004-2005 NBA and the Suns were both perfect for Nash though. The NBA because they stopped allowing defenders to hand check ball handlers and changed the illegal defense rules. This suddenly opened the paint and allowed Nash to completely blow by defenders. The Suns were perfect because Mike D’Antoni was looking to run what would be called the Seven Seconds or Less offense. Since Nash took care of himself probably better than 99% of the NBA, he was able to go nonstop for 40 minutes a night on those high paced Suns teams.
Steve Nash’s 2004-2005 NBA MVP season is perhaps the most unlikely MVP in the history of the game considering pre-season predictions (depending how you feel about Wes Unseld in 1968…different voting rules back then though). That 2004-2005 season would set off a six year run where the Suns got super close, but could never get over the hump to get to the NBA Finals (and probably win a NBA title). Let’s quickly look at those six seasons.
2004-2005: The Suns shock the NBA and go 62-20. They easily get through Memphis and Dallas before succumbing to the Spurs in five games. What people forget thought is that despite it being a 4-1 series, the series was quite close. Suns lost game 1 by 7, lost game 2 by 3, lost game 3 by 10 and game 5 by 6. If Joe Johnson is healthy do the Suns make it a series? The real Achilles’ heel for Phoenix (and Nash) was the fact that they were brutally bad defensively. If you think you are beating peak Tim Duncan (28-14-3, 53% FG for the series) without defending him well you are wrong. Amar’e actually averaged a 37-10 and Nash a 23-10 and they still lost. Crazy.
2005-2006: The Suns lose Johnson to free agency and Amar’e to an injury….and got 55-27 anyway. Probably the reason why Nash won MVP again. Anyway, the series gets swung by Nowitzki’s crazy game 5 (50 PTS, 12 REB) with the series tied at 2.
2006-2007: Suns get Amar’e back for a 61-21 season. This time, there’s tons of controversy in the Suns’ defeat. Robert Horry “throws” Nash into the scorer’s table, which leads to several Suns, including Stoudemire, to leave the bench, which leads to a suspension for a game. The Suns lose game 5 88-85 at home and lose the series in 6.
2007-2008: The infamous Marion-Shaq trade takes place this year, but the Suns still roll to 55-27. That’s only good for 6th in the West though and they have to play the Spurs. Duncan hits a three in game 1 to send the game to double OT and the Suns never recover.
2008-2009: The only “bad” season in this group. They slowdown post-D’Antoni Suns go 46-36…which doesn’t make the playoffs in the West.
2009-2010: The best example of why Steve Nash is so great. With no Marion and no Shaq. Nash leads a fairly new Suns team to a surprising 54-28 record. The Suns win their first playoff series since 2007 against Portland…and then surprisingly sweep the Spurs in the 2nd round. In yet another tough Conference Finals series, the Suns lose game 5 by merely two points…and the Lakers win in 6.
And that was the end of the elite Nash Era as Amar’e left for New York. Nash kept the Suns at .500 for two seasons before trying to win a ring with the Lakers. Unfortunately, the Lakers and Nash’s body fell apart.
Still, those six years changed everything. Nash transformed the league into a point guard’s game. While Jason Kidd showed in the early 2000s that getting everyone the ball was important in leading a team and showing that a team is a sum greater than its parts, Nash showed the most efficient ways to do that. Gone was “traditional” passing and point guard set ups. Now it was about one handed passing and wrap arounds. At one time playing like that was pure flash and could be considered disrespectful. Nash showed it was the best way and necessary. Nash also showed that being a lights out shooter made the point guard position the most dangerous on the floor. Steve Nash is in fact the prototype for players like Stephen Curry today.
Steve Nash changed the game for the better. Ten years ago the NBA faced an identity crisis between team ball and hero ball. Team ball ultimately won. You can thank Steve Nash.
WWE Tables, Ladders and Chairs 2012
December 16, 2012
Brooklyn, NY
Reviewed on February 5, 2015
Change is coming.
Ever since the ”Summer of Punk” last year, WWE has focused on bringing in new and popular talent that also happen to be popular on the internet as well. For the first time, it looks as if WWE is listening to the “IWC” and the “smarks”.
Daniel Bryan, the former Bryan Danielson, is a former World Champion at this point. CM Punk is the reigning WWE Champion and has been for the past 13 months. Antonio Cesaro, the former Claudio Castagnoli, is at the US/IC title level. The Shield, who debuted a month prior in the main event, have one “WWE type” in Roman Reigns, but two IWC types as well in Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (Jon Moxley and Tyler Black). Perhaps most importantly for this show is Dolph Ziggler, in the main event here against John Cena.
Rest assured though, those old school WWE type talents are still around. Ryback went from squashing jobbers to fighting CM Punk for the title. Sheamus held the World title for most of the year. Kane is still ticking in a fun tag team with Bryan.
But the point is there is tons of talent and for once, the IWC, the smarks, are seeing things their way. And to be honest, their way looks pretty damn awesome.
The Card
Tables Match: #1 Contender to the World Tag Team Championship
Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara
This was the last gasp attempt to get Sin Cara over, which was to team with Mysterio.
I don’t remember if both men have to go through tables here, but I am assuming that’s the case.
Sandow and Cody run down the crowd. If you are watching on the Network, the crowd shot at the 6:18 mark would feature me in the middle. Yeah, I’m the goof in the black shirt.
Awesome twisting armdrag for Sin Cara. Moves like that was what go Mistico over in the first place.
Innovative move here. Cody traps Sin Cara’s leg between the steel steps and the ringpost, then drives a table into the steps.
Team Rhodes Scholars win in 9:30. Sin Cara goes for a springboard, but Cody Rhodes runs in and pushes him off the top rope and Cara goes flying into the table. Awesome finish and a great opener to start the PPV. Right team went over too. This might have been the original Sin Cara’s best match in the WWE. He just never got it going. Sandow and Rhodes didn’t beat the tag champs for the belts though.
Nice Shield promo. It’s on glitch old security camera footage, which is a nice touch. It’s also a great promo, as they run down Ryback, Daniel Bryan and Kane. Interesting comment about Ryback being reckless and such, I wonder if that was a semi-shoot there.
United States Championship
Antonio Cesaro© vs. R-Truth
Cesaro had the remixed Malenko music here…which to be honest I think he should bring back.
R-Truth does a crazy man comeback. I do like that WWE never ignored his transition to a crazy man in 2011 when he turned heel.
Cesaro pins R-Truth in 6:39. Neutralizer (which I never really liked as a finisher) gets the win. Back and forth standard match here. Good for what it was. Cesaro cuts a post match promo, pointing out that the fans booing the US Champ is like the fans booing the US. Shame he’d basically be in the same spot, if not lower, two years later.
Ziggler promo. He thinks John Cena is getting preferential treatment. He wonders why Cena gets a shot at MITB when he lost his MITB earlier in the year…and he has nothing on the line. Yeah…that’s a good point actually.
Miz TV. 3Mb are his guests, and they end up arguing with the Spanish announcers. That draws out Ricardo Rodriguez, and 3MB threaten him. Alberto Del Rio basically turns face in making the save. A very effective reason to turn, as it’s been shown that the only person Del Rio really cared about was Ricardo. It would pay off until the Mania feud where Jack Swagger’s involvement killed any heat Del Rio had.
Two other things to point out from this: Miz is a pretty terrible face. And 3MB were awesome. While Drew McIntyre should have probably done better, I would have never guessed Jinder Mahal would work out in any way.
Intercontinental Championship
Kofi Kingston© vs. Wade Barrett
Kofi was beyond stale at this point. He had been doing the same thing for 4 years at this point. As a result, Barrett was getting huge cheers.
Amazing side slam by Barrett, but it was really Kofi’s selling by swinging around that made it awesome.
Kofi Kingston retains the title by pin in 8:39. A close Trouble in Paradise wins it for Kingston. Pretty disappointing result, although Barrett would win the title soon enough anyway. Match was solid. That’s never been the problem with Kingston afterall.
A pretty good start to this PPV so far.
We get CM Punk in his own personal skybox! Promo time!
It’s a brilliant promo. Punk states that his 392 day world title reign is just the beginning. Shame that wasn’t true.
Tables, Ladders and Chairs
The Shield vs. Ryback, Kane and Daniel Bryan
This came about as this was to be Punk vs. Ryback for the WWE Title, but as Punk explained, Ryback injured him two weeks ago and he couldn’t compete.
This would be the Shield’s first WWE match.
Action packed from the start. Ryback gets some boos, some cheers and some Goldberg chants.
The beauty of the Shield: everything they did gelled like they were a team. They save one another. They control the ring together. All that stuff. It’s why they ended up being so effective.
Reigns gets propped up against a ladder and receives a dropkick from Daniel Bryan. Imagine how WWE fans would feel about that now!
Ryback had the advantage a bit…but the Shield has taken over. Triple powerbomb through the Spanish announcer’s table to Ryback!
Bryan nearly gets decapitated by a table side that was propped on the top rope. Ouch!
Double superplex off the table that was on the top rope! Kane makes the save!
They try to superplex Kane, but Kane just shoves Rollins off the top to the floor!
Chokeslam to Ambrose on an open chair! My god!
Reigns spears Kane through the barricade. It’s just awesome spot after awesome spot here.
Curb Stomp to Bryan on an open chair! I don’t think that was Rollins’ finish yet though.
Ryback is back!
The Shield get the advantage on Ryback too, and beat him down the entry way. They get Ryback on a table and Rollins climbs a 15 footer. Ryback comes to though and catches Rollins…and sends him flying though a stack of tables!
The Shield win when Roman Reigns pinned Daniel Bryan in 22:46. Roman Reigns hits a top rope powerbomb through a table on Bryan, and Ryback can’t get back in time to make the save. Just wow. Incredible match, incredible debut for the Shield. My 2012 Match of the Year. An action packed 22 minutes for sure. Ryback and The Shield looked great.
Diva’s Championship
Eve© vs. Naomi
Naomi won a pre-show battle royal for this title shot. Kaitlyn and Eve had been feuding, and Eve cost Kaitlyn the battle royal earlier.
Eve retains by pin in 3:07. Spinning neck breaker wins the match for Eve. Better in some ways than the standard Divas match as Naomi did some flippy fake outs, although she also botched a jump to the top rope and a leg lariat in the corner. It was still passable.
Chairs Match: World Championship
Big Show© vs. Sheamus
This was a pretty awesome heel run for the Big Show, and to be honest I wasn’t expecting it at this point. At Survivor Series, Sheamus hit Big Show with 30 chair shots, setting up this match.
Slow start, but crowd wakes up when Sheamus begins to beat the crap out of Big Show with a chair…then slams him!
Vader Bomb from the Big Show with a chair on top of Sheamus. Wouldn’t that hurt Show more?
Sheamus his White Noise on two open chairs on Big Show! Ouch. Sick move.
Big Show retains by pin in 14:17. Big Show gets a giant sized chair and the chairshot wins it. Silly, but I think that’s a good creative finish actually. Match wasn’t too bad either, even if it was a bit slow. Definitely was the end of the Sheamus run as an elite-top guy though. Big Show would continue his effective heel run and put over ADR huge on Smackdown…in a match that should have been at Mania.
AJ Lee is apologizing to John Cena for screwing something up. The Barclay’s Center is dying for an AJ heel turn with Dolph winning tonight for sure.
3 Man Band vs. Alberto Del Rio, The Miz and ?
This match was set-up earlier. Miz announces The Brooklyn Brawler as the surprise partner. I mean, it’s fun because we’re in Brooklyn and he gets a good pop.
Del Rio with an awesome suicide dive out of nowhere to McIntyre.
Del Rio, Miz and the Brawler win when Jiner Mahal submitted in 3:24. “Brooklyn” Crab for the win. Just a fun cool down match before the main event.
MITB Briefcase on the Line: Ladder Match
Dolph Ziggler (MITB) vs. John Cena
Storyline here: AJ Lee was the General Manager of RAW, but resigned because of allegations of an affair with John Cena. Even in traditional terms no idea why Cena would be the face here. Ziggler and his girlfriend, GM Supervisor Vickie Guerrero were trying to put the screws to Cena. Vince McMahon got Vickie to make Cena vs. Ziggler in a MITB Ladder match (way to give up Dolph there Vickie). So here we are.
Ziggler just looks like a superstar here.
Cena slightly messes up a monkey flip. Of course the fans are all over him for that.
Ziggler locks Cena in a sleeper, but Cena carries Ziggler up the ladder. Unfortunately for both, Cena passes out, and both go flying off and crash through a table. Cool spot.
Ziggler climbs the ladder…but Cena ends up pressing the ladder AND Ziggler over his head. Ziggler escapes. Another really cool spot there.
One of the worst looking hurricanranas I’ve seen into a table by Cena. Somehow it worked though.
Vickie Guerrero comes out with a chair…but AJ takes out her using all Cena moves, including a Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Dolph Ziggler wins in 23:16. Cena climbs the ladder…but AJ turns and pushes the ladder down! Ziggler runs in with a superkick to finish off Cena. AJ flashes a crazy smile, then skips off as Ziggler wins to a huge reaction. Great main event here with the right result. Ziggler looks like a real superstar here and SURELY WWE would capitalize on him in 2013.
Of course, that didn’t actually happen. Cena actually got his win back on RAW that luckily no one remembers. Ziggler put on a great show in the Rumble, but Cena won that. Big E. Langston got involved in the AJ/Ziggler pairing, and at first was just the muscle. After Ziggler cashed in MITB and won the World Heavyweight Title, the crowd was solidly behind him. Then it all went downhill with an ill-fated double turn with him and Del Rio, then Big E. turned on him as well. That feud went nowhere, and suddenly Ziggler was back in the US Title scene. It was really a shame. Had Ziggler cashed in on new WWE Champ Cena, he’d be cemented today as a top guy (assuming he didn’t lose, of course).
The Ziggler story kind of defines this show overall. TLC 2012, without considering anything else, is a great show. Everything was pretty good, and the big matches were great. But long term…nothing other than the Shield mattered. Ziggler went back to midcard status after a pseudo-top run. Sheamus has been trending downward ever since. They didn’t know what to do with Ryback past the next few months, and an ill-fated heel turn followed. Again, only the Shield really kept going and became big stars.
Big, big stars.
Final Grade: A-
WWF Wrestlemania XXVIII
April 1, 2012
Miami, FL
Reviewed on July 13, 2014
Once in a Lifetime…(Of course, this was only true if you died with the next year or if you were born after this match)
The Rock vs. John Cena was one of those dream matches you always hear about. What would happen if Sting fought Shawn Michaels? The Undertaker vs. Andre the Giant. Kurt Angle vs. Bret Hart…CM Punk vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
So what would happen if The Rock took on John Cena?
In theory there was nothing wrong with this main event. The Rock was the top guy in the late 90s early 00s, Cena is the top guy now. Wrestlemania 28 made a ton of money to the surprise of no one.
But even so, even this was a little bit missing for the hardcore fans. Hardcore fans would have preferred Punk vs. Austin as a top guy vs. top guy dream match for sure. The Rock coming back was exciting, but without the Attitude Era he was a bit watered down, regulating his gimmick to saying Cena liked Frutty Pebbles and Froot Loops and that Vickie Guerrero was fat. Cena…was just Cena. Booed and all. It was a bit underwhelming. To be fair, it didn’t really need buildup anyway.
This show was designed to get the Attitude watchers back. In conjunction with WWE ’13 later, which was Attitude themed, WWE really was pushing to grabs those fans back and hope that they’d connect with the current roster, specifically CM Punk.
So as a result, we have HHH vs. Undertaker III. Inside Hell in a Cell. Basically the HIAC Dream Match.
How did Once in a Lifetime fare?
The Card
Lillian Garcia’s voice is amazing.
World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan© vs. Sheamus
Sheamus won the Royal Rumble and was rewarded by being in the Mania opener.
Interestingly, these two were slated for a US Title match at Mania 27, but was cut to make sure The Rock could talk for 20 minutes.
Bryan won the World Title in a MITB-cash in scenario at TLC 2011, and became an entertaining annoying heel champion. He also began to get “YES!” over here.
Sheamus pins Daniel Bryan to win the title in 0:15. Bryan kisses AJ and gets his head kicked off by Sheamus. One of the most awful ideas in WWE history here. I purposely reviewed Mania 11 before this because there is a connection here.
I wrote about in the Mania 11 review that the Diesel strong kickout really hurt his run and caused fans to feel sympathy for HBK, leading to an ill fated face turn. Well, this is that times 1000. It killed Sheamus dead as a top face so badly he still hasn’t recovered in 2014. It ironically MADE Bryan. Fans were already chanting YES!, but now it was deafening. WWE smartly didn’t turn Bryan face either, they let it build up. Sheamus winning a solid 12-15 minute match would have been solid for him.
Also, while this should never really be done, it can be done just fine sometimes even for the World Title (see Diesel vs. Backlund). But the opener of WRESTLEMANIA and a WORLD TITLE match shouldn’t be 15 seconds.
It was also reported later people were filing in and didn’t even realize they missed the match until later. Incredible.
Team Johnny in the house. The Miz received a huge demotion, since he was in the main last year.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Kane was still wearing the steel mask here in his 2011 monster comeback. Apparently this feud is over Kane losing to Orton in some forgettable match in the summer of 2011, and he was disappointed in himself for shaking Orton’s hand.
This was after Kane’s “Embrace The Hate” campaign with Cena and Zack Ryder. For the record, this should have been Ryder and not Orton.
Daniel Bryan chants start the match. Way to go WWE. Way to go.
Interestingly this is the third straight Mania with Orton far away from the main event. Streak would end at 4.
Michael Cole calls Orton’s DDT a bulldog. Good to see Cole is on tonight.
Pretty boring match overall.
Kane pinned Randy Orton in 11:00. Chokeslam from the top rope wins it. Didn’t look nearly as good as when Matt Hardy took it at Summerslam ’04, but it got the job done. Interestingly, this match was apparently decided this way to screw up betting lines.
Santino and Mick Foley advertising Deadliest Catch. Good thing Mick never had a pirate gimmick…
DAMN!
Intercontinental Championship
Cody Rhodes© vs. Big Show
Ludicrous idea of Big Show wanting a Wrestlemania moment after being a joke in so many Wrestlemanias. Sorry if I don’t buy a multi-time World Champion (including as recently as a few months prior) as thinking winning the IC title is his big Mania moment.
The intro video for this is gold though.
I became a big Cody Rhodes fan around this time.
Spear off the Disaster Kick was cool I guess.
Big Show wins the title in 5:18. Knock out punch for the win. Big Show cries afterwards. Again, pretty ridiculous. Match was a whole lot of nothing. It was a shame Rhodes’ long reign ended here.
Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres
I do think it is pretty awesome that Menounos is a huge WWE fan.
I always thought it was interesting that the Stinkface became a Diva move even thought it was originated by Rikishi.
Nice somersault senton from Kelly.
I miss Beth Phoenix.
Maria and Kelly win when Maria pinned Beth in 6:49. Roll-up for the win. Not bad considering one team is Kelly and a celebrity.
End of an Era Hell in a Cell Match
Triple H vs. The Undertaker
Shawn Michaels is your special guest referee.
This is a long storyline that really began at Royal Rumble 2007 with HBK vs. Taker’s Rumble finish.
Last year, Taker beat HHH at Mania 27, but didn’t walk out. That was his justification for the match, he didn’t want that to be his last memory. This is HHH’s chance again to Break the Streak.
Jim Ross will be calling this!
Somehow a bald Undertaker still looked bad ass.
Surprisingly we get the Metallica theme on the Network for the Cell.
No wasting time here. Both men go right at one another.
A good knock out brawl so far. Each throwing the other into the cell. Steel steps. How HIAC’s in the PG era need to be done.
HHH goes for a pedigree on the steel steps…and Taker backdrops him off. Nice!
Spinebuster on the steps! Taker shocks HHH right afterwards with Hell’s Gate! HHH powerbombs Taker out of it! Good play on the Mania 27 ending.
Out comes the chair! Also a good play on last year’s match.
HHH goes nuts with the chair. HBK tries to stop him, but that’s not gonna fly in HIAC of course.
This establishes HBK’s conflict. HHH tells HBK if he wants it to be over, then to end it himself. HHH then shoves HBK away. Taker tells him not to stop it. It is really pretty awesome and the crowd gets into it.
HHH takes it to a level he didn’t last year and brings in the sledgehammer!
Sldegehammer to the face. Kinda believable as a finish, and fans get into the false fall.
HBK stops HHH from squashing Taker’s head with the sledgehammer, which woulda been something.
At the time it was pretty believable that HBK could end it at some point to end the streak, which is what makes this so effective.
Taker locks HBK in the Hell’s Gate to stop him from ending the match…and HHH comes down on Taker’s head with the sledgehammer! Wow!
Taker gets Hell’s Gate on HHH…there’s no tap out or referee though. It leaves all three men lying.
Charles Robinson in the house!
Chokeslam, HHH kicks out. Taker responds by chokeslamming Robinson of course.
Taker goes for the Tombstone, but HHH pushes Taker into Sweet Chin Music from HBK! I swear, that was the streak right there. Pedigree…and Taker kicks out! I was shocked when I first saw that. That was perhaps the greatest false finish I’d ever seen.
HHH throws HBK out of the ring…and then Taker shocks HHH with a sit-up! Amazing.
Tombstone…but HHH survives.
Pedigree…but Undertaker survives. Crowd is eating all of this up.
Taker’s turn to beat the shit out of HHH with the chair. HHH’s professional receipt.
Taker stops HHH’s sldeghammer attack. One last DX crotch chop and Taker whacks him with the sledgehammer as HBK’s back is symbolically turned.
The Undertaker pins Triple H in 30:45. Tombstone for the end. Taker, HHH, HBK walk out together in what SHOULD have been Taker and HHH’s last match. It couldn’t have been more perfect. Anyway, right here is a sure top 10 Wrestlemania match, and arguably top 5. It had everything and booked two guys perfectly. A perfect match of history, carnage and false finishes. This is why Brock Lesnar vs. HHH DIDN’T work next year, and arguably why Lesnar vs. Taker didn’t two years later. Incredible. My co-Match of the Year in 2012, only because TLC 2012’s Kane/Bryan/Ryback vs. Shield match was insane. I have trouble deciding between the two. But incredible. Absolutely incredible. It really should have been the End of an Era. It was perfect.
Hall of Fame time. Flair in the Horsemen, Edge are the main events. Weird that Edge retiring was three years ago.
Heath Slater gets beat up by Flo Rida. Slater is pretty hilarious.
Team Teddy (Santino, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, The Great Khali, Booker T) vs. Team Johnny (The Miz, David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Drew McIntyre)
Winning Team’s GM becomes sole GM or something like that.
I always hate the color shirts thing for big teams. It totally takes away from the individuality of the wrestlers. Same for them not having their own music.
Why the hell was Otunga the team captain?!
Same goes for Santino.
Eve came out with Ryder as well. Never guess how that goes wrong.
Booker T gets a majority of the time. I like Booker T, but that seems counterproductive at this point in terms of giving younger guys a chance.
Somehow throwing Hornwoggle at Mark Henry was a good idea? Seriously?
Ziggler has to save Miz from a Cobra. Long way from fighting Cena I see.
Awesome Rough Rider where Miz counters…but Ryder lands on Ziggler anyway.
Team Johnny wins in 10:38 when Miz pins Zack Ryder in 10:38. Eve does the WOO WOO WOO taunt with Ryder in the ring, but the ref tries to get Eve out and this distracts Ryder. Miz gets the Skull Crushing Finale for the win. This would build up to Miz vs. Ryder right? Of course not…
Eve then kicks Ryder low. Just kill off a popular young guy why don’t we? People who hate Ryder now just ignore how over he really was. Worst part was Ryder was actually showing some character here of actually getting pissed at Eve instead of just being the happy-go-lucky face he was.
Anyway, good way to get everyone involved. Sure as hell better than the other crappy multi-man tag matches we saw in the past (like at Mania 27, for example).
WWE Championship
CM Punk© vs. Chris Jericho
Big Johnny runs into Punk and waives the DQ rule, so if Punk is DQed he loses the title. Not Punk’s best acting job there…
Story here: Jericho came back to challenge for the Best in the World title. For some reason, this turned into a Punk is sober/family isn’t sober angle, which missed what this feud could have been. It did lead to some Punk anger stuff which fits the Big Johnny waiving the DQ rule.
They try to tease some DQ stuff early on with Punk, Jericho slapping him in the face and Punk going nuts, etc.
Jericho asks Punk how his sister is…and Punk gets a chair.
He’s about to nail Jericho in the head with the chair, with Jericho giving Punk his head yelling “your father’s a drunk!” It actually looks pretty awesome.
Jericho suplexes Punk from the apron to the floor, which looked great.
Match surprisingly slows to a crawl. It’s not a bad wrestling match, but it is surprisingly how the crowd really isn’t into it. Unfortunately, I think they were burned out emotionally from Taker vs. HHH, and it’s hard to buy Punk’s anger here.
Excellent Lionsault into the Walls of Jericho, even if bother were countered.
Codebreaker is an awesome move.
Very nice impact on the Lionsault. That’s one of the downfalls of the move as it often looks okay at best, but it looked great here.
Punk goes for the hurricanrana…and Jericho stops it and locks in the Walls of Jericho! Great counter that woke up the crowd!
Punk’s flying clothesline is countered into a Codebreaker! Nice spots!
Punk gets ready for the GTS, and Jericho counters into the Old School Walls of Jericho (which I would consider the Lion Tamer). Coulda bought it as a finish for sure.
Really cool Anaconda Vise sequence where Jericho kept getting pin attempts.
CM Punk retains the title in 22:38. Punk gets Jericho in the center of the ring with the Vise this time. No way out for Jericho and he taps. Despite some odd points towards the beginning, the match owned otherwise. They should have just the straight wrestling match without all the silly anger stuff. Main events are coming through for sure.
We get Brodus Clay. He tells the fans to call their mama’s on their phone. Then Brodus’s “mama and her bridge club” come out and dance to the Funkasauras music. An absolute waste of time. If I were Sheamus or Daniel Bryan I would have quit the company on the spot.
The Rock vs. John Cena
We get some musical performance from MG Kelly and Flo Rida and a whole lot of other people that should have also had Sheamus and Bryan thinking about quitting.
In all seriousness, obviously they’d not quit over this, but they should have been offended over this. Some world title. What a shame since Sheamus and Bryan tore it up next month.
They get booed. And then the real boos come out, here comes John Cena! You would think if WWE wanted him to get at least a 50-50 reaction they wouldn’t dress him up in Boston Celtic green in Miami but what do I know.
Nice strategy from The Rock, making Cena listen to Flo Rida first. No wonder he won.
Here it is. A year of build-up.
All this “both legends in their prime” thing is a little off. No way The Rock in in his prime.
This definitely has a huge match feel for sure.
Cena does get some “Let’s Go Cena” chants.
This is a pretty good back and forth match, with both guys trying to see who’s got what.
Fans are really in this the whole way. First AA Rock kicks out of, of course.
Rock Bottom! Kick out!
This is the kinda thing that bothered me about this match. Cena hits his top rope legdrop when Rock was coming up, a standard move, and he’s shocked it didn’t beat Rock. That doesn’t fit the context of the match.
Rock’s sharpshooter was always a thing of beauty…lol.
Cena’s STF is so terrible.
The People’s Elbow was a good false finish.
Rock actually hits the crossbody off the top, something he hadn’t done since 1997, and Cena rolls though with an AA. Great false finish as Rock kicks out!
The Rock pins John Cena in 33:34. Cena mocks Rock and goes for a People’s Elbow…but Rock gets up and hits the Rock Bottom for three! A lot better of a match than I remember it, pretty good back and forth contest of two wrestlers of their level. The image of Cena sitting on the ramp a loser is pretty strong. This of course set up Cena-Rock II.
Well, this is an interesting show as the main events all delivered and everything else was there. All three main events delivered big time too, especially Taker vs. HHH.
Historically, it didn’t do too much it was meant to do. CM Punk’s reign kept going, Cena got his revenge next year (although was nearly killed by Lesnar on the way), Taker and HHH unended an era? No one really got over any more than they were coming into Wrestlemania.
Except Daniel Bryan.
It’s a huge blunder on this show, the whole Sheamus-Bryan incident. Forget about Bryan for a second, he was getting over at some point no matter what. Sheamus has been ruined for years now. They ran with him through 2012 and he was booed throughout. Fast forward to 2013 when Cena is about to choose his Summerslam opponent and he asks the crowd about Sheamus while fans wanted Bryan. People still haven’t forgotten.
This could have been an A, but it drops to An A- with the Bryan stuff, and down to a B+ as the first hour wasn’t good AND the Brodus Clay and musical acts were just a slap in the face to the World Title.
Final Grade: B+
WWE Money in the Bank 2011
July 17, 2011
Chicago, IL
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
Background: Ever since WCW went bankrupt, American Professional wrestlers didn’t have a whole lot of leverage anymore. There was no real competition. Sure, there was TNA, but a few notable wrestlers…only one who was a sure fire main eventer at the time (and one WWE legend)…ever went there. (Kurt Angle is the main eventer…even though Jeff Hardy, Mick Foley is the legend). Other guys had other non-wrestling ventures they could look at, but usually, they came back (Big Show, Chris Jericho, Batista). In terms of North American pro wrestling, the top is WWE. The money is in WWE. The stardom is in WWE.
The case of Kurt Angle actually showed that Vince McMahon could have all the leverage. Angle…fresh off of main eventing Wrestlemania, went to TNA and ratings hardly moved. Vince had went from a system of having one or two top guys (The Hogan Era, the Austin-Rock Era) to many big guys with only one that was at the very top (an argument Vince used with Hulk Hogan regarding Hogan’s Summerslam 06 payoff). I believe this actually dilutes the product, but that’s another discussion for another time.
Creatively though, WWE had really hit a down point after a solid 2010. That glass ceiling that’s existed for years and years in WWE seemed to be in clear view of the fans. In 2010 guys like Sheamus, Wade Barrett, the Miz and Daniel Bryan were coming on strong. In 2009, the same could be said about CM Punk. All of these guys here had been something ranging from kinda buried to buried. Sheamus went from bad ass heel champion killing Triple H to joke King of the Ring to actually outright missing the Wrestlemania card in favor of a Rock promo. He only recovered in early 2012…only to get buried because of his stupid 18 second World Title win at Mania 28. Barrett was the leader of one of the most creative angles WWE had done in a while in the Nexus. John Cena squashed him and the Nexus at TLC 2010, and Barrett has never reached that level again. The Miz was the WWE World Champion coming into 2011. Maybe he was somewhat average in the ring, but his character was just pure heel heat. Cena buried him at Over the Limit 2011 in one of the worst booked I Quit Matches I can remember (it’s not that Cena won…it was how)…and then losing to Alex Riley. Bryan hadn’t really been buried, but he also missed the Mania card and seemed to just be in that jobber to stars role after a really hot 2010.
That brings us to CM Punk. WWE was still trying to make new stars, but some were not catching on or not quite ready (John Morrison, R-Truth for the former, Alberto Del Rio for the latter.) There was something different with Punk though. The fans were connecting to him. For whatever reason, WWE wasn’t listening. He eventually got a world title shot for MITB though, which was the day his contract expired. Punk delivered a famous worked-shoot promo which ushered in the reality era for WWE. Punk was supposed to be the heel, but there was not a chance in hell that was happening, especially with the PPV in Chicago. The hype was tremendous. It was the most non-Mania anticipated PPV since One Night Stand 2005. Vince got involved in the storyline. It felt real. Someone was so good, they finally had some leverage.
Some other stories for this show: Mark Henry was actually becoming a bad ass. Christian had won his first World Title and lost it to Randy Orton two days later (which was absolutely awful in a lot of ways), leading to a heel turn for Christian.
The Card
They use that awful Donald Trump theme song for the PPV. At least it has to do with the theme.
Smackdown Money in the Bank
Sheamus vs. Heath Slater vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett vs. Sin Cara vs. Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
If I remember correctly, the smart money here was on Wade Barrett. I wonder in retrospect if that was just hope though. To be fair, he wasn’t the obvious favorite, as Sheamus and Bryan def could have won.
Cody was still doing the broken face gimmick…which is what eventually made me a fan.
There are still some remnants of the Corre vs. Nexus storyline…which we see here with Gabriel and Slater. This would be the last time we see anything resembling the Nexus though.
Bryan with a perfect top rope dropkick to knock Rhodes off the ladder. This is going to be good.
Various wrestlers doing over the top and through the rope dives…with Sin Cara finishing with his sky high plancha on Sheamus. This is fun so far and they’ve barely used the ladder!
Forgot Sin Cara had the top rope C4 in his arsenal! This has to be Sin Cara’s peak here.
Powerbomb from Sheamus off the apron through a ladder. Poor Sin Cara. I believe this was used as a storyline to injure him as he had a Wellness Violation. Brutal spot though. Sin Cara was stealing the show before that powerbomb.
Actually it looks like both Gabriel and Slater were members of the Corre. Tells you what I remember.
Cole is still anti-Bryan.
Kane and Sheamus go LOD on Bryan. Nice spot, especially when you remember LOD is from Chicago.
Fans behind Daniel Bryan. When wasn’t he over?
Slater with a nice neckbreaker off the ladder to Bryan.
Sheamus and Barrett use the ladder as a fork and Health Slater’s the meat! They somewhat botch it as they dump him into Kane…but it was cool nonetheless.
Kane chokeslams Sheamus off a ladder into a ladder that was propped on the bottom rope. Ouch!
Rhodes uses a ladder for a Disaster Kick!
450 from Gabriel on a ladder bridge on the top rope…and he nails Kane! Very impressively done!
Daniel Bryan wins in 24:27. Bryan and Rhodes fight on the top of the ladder with Bryan locking him in a front choke. Barrett tries to sneak behind and grab the title, but Bryan sees him and tries to elbow him off. Barrett teases a Wasteland on that propped ladder, but Bryan escapes and kicks Barrett in the head, knocking him off. Bryan grabs the title. By the way, the original Flight of the Valkyries being played for the Money in the Bank winner is pretty awesome. Anyway, match is fantastic. Creative. Only dull point was actually when Cara went out, as fans thought he was really hurt and he was winning over the crowd. Bryan got a good pop when he won as well.
Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis here. Still trying to sign CM Punk.
Diva’s Championship
Kelly Kelly© vs. Brie Bella
Kelly went for a flying headscissors…but didn’t quite scissor the head.
Story here is apparently Kelly Kelly is mad that the Bellas said her Maxim shoot was airbrushed. It probably was.
Kelly Kelly does that leg stand choke that Candace Michelle did at Wrestlemania 22…and Brie counters by escaping and shoving Kelly…who falls face first on the floor! Ouch.
Brie with a leg wrap around waistelock. Not bad.
I don’t remember Brie being a good wrestler. Has this always been the case?
Brie screws up on the bulldog as she drops too early.
Bellas are much better heels than faces.
Kelly Kelly retains by pin at 4:46. Kelly hits a Rocker Dropper (the K2 or K Squared maybe?) for the win. Nikki complains that Kelly doesn’t even eat. Wasn’t there a bullying campaign being touted by WWE at this time? Anyway, pretty solid Women’s Match overall. We’re 2 for 2.
Best of Nitro DVD!
Big Show vs. Mark Henry
If you threw this match out there in 1999, it would have been absolutely horrible.
In 2008 Mark Henry went from looking like an actor playing a scary motherfucker to looking like a scary motherfucker. Why WWE wasted that in 2009-2010 I don’t know…but Henry now is full blown bad ass, and you see the difference everywhere.
Big Show with a flying shoulder tackle!
Love the selling of each other’s strength here. Show shoves Henry into the stairs and Henry actually sells by flying over them. Great.
Henry works on the knee…apparently Show was coming off a knee injury.
Half-Crab! This match is at a faster pace than I ever would have guessed.
Big Show with a shoulder tackle off the 2nd rope…but he hurts the knee!
Flawless World’s Strongest Slam…and a kickout!
Mark Henry pins Big Show in 6:00. Another WSS, and then two Splashes for the win. Henry then traps Show’s leg in a chair and drops a Vader Bomb Knee Drop (Pillmanizing!), injuring Show which would lead to some more Show vs. Henry goodness later in 2011. Exactly the win Henry needed to get him in the main event and continue to get him over as a legit bad ass. Well done. Good match. We’re 3 for 3.
2nd Stretcher of the night. First Cara, now Big Show.
Vince still hasn’t re-signed CM Punk. It’s getting close to the expiration date! Vince says he offered the most lucrative contract he possibly could. This is the man who gave Bret Hart 20 years once!
RAW Money in the Bank
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz vs. Jack Swagger vs. Alex Riley vs. R-Truth
This one’s winner prediction was more clean cut. It was pretty obvious Del Rio was winning.
Booker T talks about Alberto Del Rio’s claim that it was destiny for him to become champion. Sad that he never got passed that mindset.
Even though I was disgusted with the idea of Truth main eventing Capital Punishment, he was a funny heel.
Everyone grabs a ladder to start to defend themselves, and Truth grabs a small step ladder to put over a fear of heights. Pretty funny.
Miz was still over here.
Poor Del Rio. He gets knocked around and put under a ladder on the outside, and everyone just tosses their ladders on him.
The future Awesome Truth have a step ladder duel.
Bourne and Kingston climb up an unopened ladder. You know, Kingston was the reason they were able to cut Shelton Benjamin.
Of course Cole is pro-Miz and anti-Riley.
Bourne with the Air Bourne (Shooting Star Press) from a super high ladder to everyone on the outside! That tops John Morrison’s spot from Mania 27.
Miz is hanging from the title belt and falls badly. It looks like he wrecked his knee and he screams like it. Doctors at ringside and it looks like the kneecap is dislocated. Poor Miz. He avoid stretcher #3…but is helped to the back.
Double falling hurricanrana from Bourne and Rey at the same time, which was cool.
Swagger puts on the Ankle Lock on Kingston when Kingston is hanging on the ladder!
Booker T is critical of Kofi Kingston’s dancing in matches. What a hypocrite. Spinarooni anyone?
R-Truth just botched something. I can’t really explain what.
Kofi Kingston just nails Rey with his legs on the top of the ladder. Rey falls like a dead man. Wow.
It’s the Miz! Was a face turn on the horizon? Got a huge reaction…and when Rey stopped him he got booed.
Alberto Del Rio wins in 15:54. Rey is about to win, but here is Del Rio! Rey hits Del Rio with the briefcase on top of the ladder, and it really looks like Rey is about to win…but Del Rio goes for the mask! Brilliant (if you ignore WCW)! Rey covers up and Del Rio shoves him onto the ladder next to him…which is amazing in itself since he practically can’t see as he’s hiding his face. The ladder does topple over messing up the finish, but it’s still fine as ADR climbs up and wins. Another very good match! People thought Punk was winning tonight, and Del Rio was cashing in. We’re a month early for that!
Anyway, we are 4 for 4 with 2 matches left!
Del Rio interview…he actually originally had the title match at MITB before Punk got it. This foreshadows the MITB cashing…if it happens.
World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton© vs. Christian
If Orton is DQed, or if there is a bad referee call, he loses the title to Christian.
Story here: As I wrote earlier, the IWC was spit at with the two days Christian title run, but it did lead to a good story. Orton seemed to feel bad for Christian. In future rematches, Christian would keep getting screwed somehow (like, he had his leg under the rope in the Capital Punishment match). Eventually, Christian turned heel as he thought WWE was protecting their “golden boy” (which fits the theme of this PPV brilliantly). Orton mentioned at first it was all respect, but now he was getting angry. Which leads of course to the DQ stip.
There were Christian’s last good days.
Christian starts by throwing a chair into the ring and sliding it to Orton. Nice.
This is a solid match, but nothing exciting is really happening, if that makes sense. It’s actually the standard for Christian.
Orton does bust out a nice dodge and roll-up from the corner.
Orton has one of the best dropkicks in wrestling.
Top rope headbutt from Christian.
Orton survives the Kill Switch.
Christian wins the title when Orton gets DQed at 12:20. Christian spits at Orton, and Orton low blows him for the DQ. Crowd pops. Orton beats the hell out of Christian and RKOs him on the announcer’s table. Table doesn’t break. You can kinda tell the refs want him to come back to try again. Table holds on the 2nd time as well. In all seriousness, it’s a basic solid match. Christian was the master of those. While the ending was stupid, it does make sense within the story. You know how HHH tells Daniel Bryan that’s he’s a B+ wrestler. That’s what Christian really was. Still though, a solid match is a solid match. We are 5 for 5. Will Cena-Punk deliver?
WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. CM Punk
Get ready for the spiritual successor to RVD vs. Cena at One Night Stand 06.
The one thing that made little sense that they had to fix in this match build-up was that there’s no good reason Vince would ever give Punk a title shot if he could leave. So, that’s how the if Cena loses he’s fired bit was added, as Cena was the one who wanted this match.
CM Punk’s entrance here is one of the greatest of all time. The crowd reaction is amazing. Punk absolutely owns the arena. Michael Jordan could show up and I think the focus would be on Punk.
It’s a shame that Punk didn’t keep “This Fire Burns” longer. The line “even through these darkest days, this first still burns” fit perfectly here.
The heat for Cena is immense.
Snapmare by Cena. BOOOOOOOO!
“You Can’t Wrestle” chants…and Punk clarifies that they are talking about Cena. Haha.
Great wrestling early. Cena really gets high on a hip toss…he has his selling shoes on for Punk, that’s for sure.
Every move Punk makes just works. The crowd is absolutely white hot here.
Punk with a leg sleeper. Punk busted out everything for this match.
Punk with a low-five to Colt Cabana!
Cena is hung on the apron…and Punk comes off the top with a knee to the back of the head!
Small botch…Punk hits a twisting crossbody, but he’s a bit too low and hits Cena’s knee.
Cena suplexes Punk to the floor from the apron!
There are a lot of finisher teases here, which really works the crowd.
Cena with a new move, a slam into a reverse DDT type move. Pretty cool.
You Can’t See Me…blocked with a kick to the head!
Suicide Dive from Punk! He hit it good too! Match is practically perfect so far.
You Can’t See Me hits! AA…but Punk almost lands on his feet. Punk then hits a sweet kick combo with a sweep! Awesome!
GTS blocked into a gutwrench slam.
Stiff knees to the face from Punk and a bulldog! That 2nd one clearly hit Cena in the face hard.
Match has steadily built up to the point where it’s concievable anyone can win.
Punk in the STF! Huge cheers when Punk gets the rope.
Punk off the top, but Cena rolls through and gets the AA. No, AA countered. GTS…amazingly countered into a STF. Incredible sequence!
Punk counters the STF into the Vise!
AA….1…2……….NO! I remember thinking that was the finish.
Cena hits a huge legdrop from the top, but Punk gets out at 2!
Another AA, I really thought this was it, but no, another kick out!
Cena goes for a top rope AA….but Punk counters into a hurricanrana!
GTS hits….but Cena falls to the outside!
Punk gets Cena back into the ring…but Vince and Big Johnny are here! Huge boos.
STF! STF! Vince sends Johnny to ring the bell!
CM Punk wins the WWE Title when he pinned John Cena 33:44. Cena knocks out Big Johnny and tells McMahon that a man is gonna win this fight. Cena goes back in and walks into the GTS, 1…2…3! Crowd ERUPTS!
Vince panics, then in an interesting move goes to the announcer’s desk and calls for Alberto Del Rio to cash in MITB. Del Rio comes, but Punk kicks him in the head and leaves through the crowd. Vince looks like he’s crying in the ring. This ending is a very weird (in an interesting way) moment, as you are mixing shoot with work elements there.
I don’t know what the greatest wrestling match of all time is, but this is without a doubt a contender. The story. The build. The layout of the match. The two characters in the ring. The two men in the ring. The moves. The false finishes. Everything. Everything hit. When WWE said that the Mania 27 Undertaker vs. HHH match was the Match of the Year, they slapped Punk and Cena in the face (that’s coming from someone who likes that match a hell of a lot). It won every other match of the year award out there.
The WWE had a goldmine waiting with CM Punk after this. But even with his eventually super long World Title reign, he was still never the man. True change never happened. The sad thing is that it fulfilled what CM Punk said in the famous shoot: Vince McMahon will make money in spite of himself.
There are six matches here and at a minimum, all six are good. That combined with the fact that you have an arguable Match of All Time candidate, well, how is this not one of the greatest PPVs of all time?
Final Grade: A+
WWE Over the Limit 2011
May 22, 2011
Seattle, WA
Reviewed on April 13, 2014
Background: It is PPVs like this one that led to the Summer of Punk.
Be honest, if you are a casual fan…you probably can’t name a match on this card except for Cena vs. Miz. Disappointingly, WWE went back to the Cena and Randy Orton after Extreme Rules. The Miz at the time was one of the hottest heels in the company.Christian was seemingly finally getting a shot at the top. It all didn’t matter. Cena and Orton was the way WWE was going. On this PPV you will see CM Punk be wasted. You will not see Daniel Bryan, as he was regulated to pre-show duty. You will see the same old tired booking. The only characters that get some sort of development is Sin Cara and R-Truth.
Let’s just be real, outside of The Rock’s comeback, the first half of 2011 blew. And that only helped the effectiveness of the Summer of Punk.
The Card
R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio
Not sure of the story here…but R-Truth had just gotten a much needed heel turn and was probably at his most entertaining…ever. This was the crazy man R-Truth. And admittedly it was awesome. He would conduct promos that made no sense and blame Little Jimmy. He cuts a promo here about a parking spot.
Rey with the off the apron hurricanrana. Nice.
Top rope bulldog from Rey! Some cool spots in this one.
R-Truth pins Rey Mysterio in 8:12. Definitely considered an upset here and Truth gets good heat. Truth wins with the Lie Detector, which is a version of the Flatliner. Decent opener.
Miz promo. Sigh, what the hell happened.
Heel Michael Cole was a lot more annoying than I remember.
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett© vs. Ezekiel Jackson
Story: The Corre was a spinoff group led by Barrett of the neXus. Jackson and Barrett were having problems or something. Here we are.
This is still my favorite Wade Barrett theme (End of Days).
Ezekiel Jackson wins by DQ in 7:27. Corre runs in for the DQ. Nothing to say about this match whatsoever. Practically a TV match with a TV ending.
New neXus beat up in the back. I thought Orton punted them back to developmental months ago. How about that.
Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero
Man a Chavo Guerrero PPV match in 2011.
Story is kinda funny. Chavo claimed Sin Cara stole every move he knows from Chavo.
Backstage story: Sin Cara was NOT getting over. There were botches in his matches. They were using Chavo to help him have a good match.
Cara lands on his feet after a corkscrew tope which was pretty sick.
Sin Cara pins Chavo Guerrero in 7:23. Horribly botches flying head scissors for the win. Why was that the finish? Yikes. Match was nothing special. Just a bunch of spots. Maybe if this was 1996 it would be considered great. It’s amazing how overrated Mistico ended up being.
Weird Christian-Randy Orton promo. All about respect so far. Of course Christian turned later.
Here comes Alberto Del RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIO! No idea why he’s here. Pretty boring promo, and Big Show and Kane come down to end this segment.
WWE World Tag Team Championship
Big Show and Kane© vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan
I do not remember this Big Show and Kane tag title reign at all.
Kane: “I’m already disappointed we didn’t have the rapture yesterday”. I laughed.
CM Punk chants. I feel bad for him here.
Mason Ryan is so bad.
Punk was already doing the Randy Savage tribute, which is nice.
Big Show and Kane retain when Kane pins Mason Ryan in 9:06. Double chokeslam for the win. Pretty damn forgettable, just like this tag title reign. I guess it wasn’t awful or anything.
WWE Diva’s Champion
Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly
I have no idea what the story here is. Not sure if Kharma already disappeared as this point.
Nunzio is YOUR referee.
Michael Cole: “Ugh, we have to sit through another boring Divas match”.
Brie Bella retains when Nikki Bella pins Kelly Kelly. TWIN MAGIC. I could think of two reasons why that doesn’t work anymore. Er…pretty boring match even by Divas standards. Half of it was an armbar.
World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton© vs. Christian
Story: Christian had a feel good story when he won the World Heavyweight title at Extreme Rules. He lost it five days later to Orton (which pissed off the IWC). Rematch here. To be fair, the way Christian left the ring that Smackdown was pretty awesome acting.
This is just a solid back and forth contest. It was done this way to try to make it seem that Christian was on Orton’s level.
There’s a lot of counters in this match as Christian said with full preparation he could beat Orton. So for example, Orton’s rope DDT was countered.
Randy Orton with a really cool inverted Walls of Jericho. How random but awesome.
Really cool spot where Christian faked out Orton with the corkscrew body press (Orton countered that into a RKO to win the title). Too bad Christian would fall for this 2 years later.
Christian looks to pay tribute to Edge with a Spear, but Orton powerslams him.
Great false finish! Orton hesitates on a punt, and Christian gets a spear for two!
Randy Orton retains by pin in 16:52. Awesome finisher counter sequence, then a countered back suplex into a RKO for the pin. Great match. Orton and Christian had awesome chemistry in the ring.
Kiss My Foot Match
Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler
Ugh, this feud needed to end two months ago at Wrestlemania.
Story: Cole’s love for The Miz turned him into a heel. That spawned a really annoying announcer feud…although one where Michael Cole was a great heel for a while. But it needed to end at Mania with Lawler killing Cole. Cole won with some bs in a 15 minute match. At Extreme Rules Cole and Jack Swagger beat Lawler and Jim Ross. Now we are at a Kiss My Foot Match.
Cole comes out limping and cuts a promo. Doctor’s note! He’s trying to get out of the match.
Ref tears up the note. Okay then.
Cole gets his pants torn up.
Michael Cole takes off his shoe and it’s disgusting. Why is this on PPV.
Cole into the Colemine!
Jerry Lawler pins Michael Cole in 3:01. Flying fistdrop for the win. Basically what should have happened at Mania. It takes Eve, JR and ultimately Bret Hart to get Cole back in the ring when he tries to avoid kidding Lawler’s foot. Sharpshooter + Lawler shoving his foot up Cole’s mouth is the payoff. Woo?
WWE Championship: I Quit Match
John Cena© vs. The Miz
Story: Cena won the title at Extreme Rules in a Three Way Cage match. Miz’s rematch.
It’s amazing watching Miz here…and how bad he is now. Miz was awesome in late 2010-early 2011.
Miz tells Cena since it’s no DQ, Alex Riley can help him and it will basically be a 2 on 1. Miz gives Cena the chance to quit right away. Cena obviously says no.
Miz and Riley dominate Cena. Cena refuses to quit! Sigh.
Near the end of this ridiculously boring match Miz does a Skull Crushing Finale on a chair in the ropes. That was kinda cool. Although, the way Cena hit the chair might have been a botch. Of course Cena will never quit, so who really cares.
Miz asks a kid in the crowd to ask him to tell Cena to quit. Innovative I guess?
Chairshot to the head! I thought those were banned.
OMG Cena quits! NEW CHAMP! What’s this? Ref finds a phone? Who cares. Oh it’s Riley’s having a Cena “I Quit” recording in there. Oh…can’t we ignore it?
Match restarted. Second time in two matches between them.
SUPERCENA.
John Cena retains when Miz quits in 24:56. STF for the win. This match is horrible. Arguably the worst main event in WWE PPV history. And it’s neither man’s fault (although I’m sure people backstage blamed Miz), the story is just horrid. Miz and Riley beat up Cena for TWENTY minutes. WAY TOO LONG. Dusty Finish was overkill. And then, Cena beats up Miz for two minutes and Miz quits. This KILLED the Miz and Miz never recovered (although he almost did with Awesome Truth). Absolute burial. There was money in the Miz and it was flushed down the toilet here. Probably the worst occurrence of Super Cena ever. It’s fine if you want Cena to go over…but how a back and forth I Quit match? Why was this the story? The only positive is the match getting restarted I think led to the conspiracy angle…which led to Awesome Truth. Ugh. Just ugh.
Absolutely forgetful. Nothing on this show mattered long term other than Miz’s demotion (he would LOSE to Riley next month). Orton and Christian would have three other PPV matches. I don’t even remember what else happened on this show. No wonder CM Punk was disgusted.
Close to F status for the uneventful card and horrid main event…thank Christian and Orton for having a great match.
Final Grade: D
WWE Summerslam 2010
August 15, 2010
Los Angeles, CA
Reviewed on June 22, 2014
2010 was an interesting time for WWE as they had shockingly tried something new: The Nexus. The Nexus were a string of rookies from the newly formed NXT that came in and just began destroying everything NWO style, and it was very fresh and interesting. And after some Triple H, John Cena, Batista and Randy Orton title reigns, WWE needed interesting.
Also of note was that one of those rookies, Daniel Bryan, was released new the beginning of the angle when he choked out Justin Roberts with his tie. We were still too close to the Chris Benoit tragedy for anything like that to happen…although maybe it was a worked shoot the whole time? (I mean, HHH and HBK had used Crossfaces in the past).
In theory, Summerslam should have made some stars within the Nexus. Did it do that? Let’s find out.
The Card
Intercontinental Championship
Dolph Ziggler© vs. Kofi Kingston
I’m not sure about the story here, but I know Dolph and Kofi wrestled each other a billion times (not an estimate) from 2009 through 2012, so I doubt this has a serious story attached to it.
Kofi misses a pretty awesome looking suicide dive. What a start.
I haven’t noticed since Kofi has been stale for years, but there is a difference between 2010 Kofi and 2014 Kofi. 2010 Kofi was better.
Draw in 7:05. Nexus comes in and beats the crap out of both. I guess I’d rather them not do that in a title match, but it serves a good purpose I guess. We do get a Barrett promo out of it, and Barrett owned on the mic then too. Good match for 7 minutes.
Team WWE needs a 7th teammate. Jericho and Edge try to convince The Miz to join the team. Miz isn’t sure Nexus should be his priority though.
Diva’s Championship
Alicia Fox© vs. Melina
Is this the famous Fox vs. Melina match?!
Yikes, Melina comes out dressed like a cross of Pocohahantas and a Las Vegas showgirl.
I never got Melina as a face. And until very recently I didn’t understand how Alicia Fox had a job.
Michael Cole calls Melina one of the all time greats. Yeah I’m sure.
There’s some leg psychology here. That’s always fun.
Melina wins the title in 5:22. Melina hits that cutter facebuster for the win. You know, it really wasn’t that bad. It was a Melina squash basically. Alicia Fox’s offense looked horrible but she was barely on offense so it didn’t matter. Melina’s scream is the worst though. Melina cries because she won the title in her hometown or something. Here come the Co-WWE Women Champs Laycool! Laycool owned has heels here. This led to the unification match at some PPV in the future. They take out Melina.
The Big Show vs. CM Punk, Luke Gallows and Joseph Mercury
Ugh. No wonder Punk wanted to leave in a year.
Punk was the main event of Summerslam 2009 and is now regulated to the joke handicap match.
The story here began when Punk lost his hair to Rey. Then he got involved with Big Show, who unmasked Punk and revealed his bald head.
Ha, Punk comes out with a “I broke Big Show’s hand” t-shirt (which the S.E.S. did in an angle). Punk is always great.
Big Show owns Mercury and Gallows. On the Show-Punk face off, there are huge CM Punk chants. Way to be a top face Show.
Big Show wins when he pins Mercury and Gallows in 6:45. Show chokeslams Mercury on Gallows for the win. Punk was pretty good and you can tell Mercury was wrestling to keep his job, but I mean, this is pretty much a waste on a Summerslam card. I forgot if this actually led to a Big Show vs. Punk match.
Kane cuts a promo with a casket. He runs into WWE Champ Sheamus. A little bit about Kane here. The whole Undertaker in a vegetative state angle was pretty fucking stupid. And then it got worse when Kane blamed Rey Mysterio of all people of going it. Like I’m supposed to remotely believe that Rey Mysterio took out the Undertaker. We all knew it was gonna be Kane.
Sheamus tells Kane to stay out of his way. Was Kane in his way in the first place?
Miz joins the team after pointing how they begged him.
WWE Championship
Sheamus© vs. Randy Orton
We actually did this match at the Royal Rumble in the whole Legacy implosion. In this case, Sheamus won the title at Fatal Four Way on a kinda fluke.
There’s definitely improvement from the Sheamus who was in the World Title match at the Rumble and this Sheamus…but this match is still pretty boring.
Sheamus counters a RKO late and Michael Cole blows the call. Nice.
To be fair this match has picked up towards the end. I think Orton just turned face a few months prior…and the crowd is super hot for him.
Orton wins by DQ in 18:55. Sheamus brings a chair in. When the ref tries to take the chair from him, Sheamus sends the ref out for the DQ. Awful finish. Sheamus doesn’t even get a chair shot in as Orton RKOs him on the table. So not only did Sheamus not beat Orton, he got beaten down by him. No wonder no one cared about him until he won the Rumble 16 months later. Horrible horrible ending. This is Summerslam?
World Heavyweight Championship
Kane© vs. Rey Mysterio
Somewhere smack in the middle of this strange Kane-Undertaker vegetative state angle was Kane winning MITB and the World Title from Rey, and blaming Rey for taking out Undertaker. Did anyone buy Rey being the man to take out Undertaker? Anyone?
Kane and Rey had some mask feud not that long ago either. These two have never had good chemistry in the ring.
A lot of early bearhugs.
Rey’s in the casket! He fights out though.
Kane retains by pin in 13:32. Chokeslam for the win. Match was pretty bad. Kane just isn’t the guy for Rey to have good matches with. There was a good spot at the end where Kane put his feet up too early to counter the West Coast Pop Splash…but Rey seemed to improvise and counter that instead of looking like an idiot.
Kane is gonna stuff Rey in the casket now…and when Kane opens it it’s empty, leading to an audible groan from the crowd. Rey tries to fight it, but Kane chokeslams him again. Rey even gets Tombstoned this time. Kane opens the casket again…and it’s THE UNDERTAKER! Huge reaction! He looks pretty damn old here though (he somehow aged like 10 years from the Mania match with Shawn). Taker turns to Rey and asks him why he did it before beating the crap out of the obvious culprit, Kane. Shockingly, Kane gets the upper hand and lays out Taker (and Taker put him over on three straight PPVs). Good pop, even for the obvious here. This would lead to Taker’s last long non-Mania program.
Elimination Match
Nexus vs. Team WWE
Miz shows up, but Cena says they already have a partner…Daniel Bryan! Big pop for Bryan.
So it’s Otunga, Sheffield, Tarver, Barrett, Gabriel, Young and Slater vs. Cena, Edge, Jericho, Morrison, Bryan, Bret Hart and R-Truth.
Note: this is Bret Hart’s last PPV match, and interestingly wrestled his last WWE PPV main event after HBK did. Even as late as December 2009, what were the odds of that? 10,000 to 1?
Bret Hart actually looks pretty good here. It’s a shame he couldn’t get hit in the head, he probably could have had a solid run otherwise.
Bryan makes Darren Young submit in a minute. I guess that continues the tradition of a submission wrestler taking out the exotic haired black guy in 45 seconds at Summerslam with a Crossface (reference to Benoit vs. Orlando Jordan…and that reference could have went further).
Lawler calls Bryan Bryan Danielson on air. Ha.
Morrison eliminates Tarver with Sharship Pain at the 4 minute mark. 7-5 WWE advantage.
Sheffield is the first Nexus guy in this match to look like a threat as he kicks the crap out of Morrison.
Gabriel cheap shots Morrison and Sheffield takes him out with a clothesline to take him out. Sheffield then takes out R-Truth with another clothesline and suddenly it’s tied. I’ll complain about Truth being in this later.
Michael Cole says that if Bret could lead team WWE to victory it would be his greatest Summerslam moment of his career. Screw that winning the WWF title from Undertaker in 1997 or having one of the greatest matches ever at Summerslam ’92.
Bret locks Slater in the Sharpshooter, and Barrett tosses a chair in. Bret smacks Sheffield with the chair for the DQ…then blames Barrett for bringing it in. I can’t think of a time that didn’t work. Anyway, Bret’s gone in the only way he could be.
Edge spears Sheffield and we are down to 4 vs. 4. Cena, Bryan, Jericho and Edge vs. Gabriel, Otunga, Barrett and Slater.
Otunga taps to a botched Walls.
Jericho accidentally runs into Cena, and then gets hit with a rear naked choke drop by Slater and Slater eliminates him.
Edge and Cena argue, then Slater shoved Edge into Cena and rolls him up to take him out! Nexus with the 3-2 lead!
Bryan owns everyone and makes Slater tap (amazingly, Bryan’s moveset is exactly the same three years later). Miz comes back and takes Bryan out with the briefcase. Barrett pins Bryan.
Cena vs. Barrett and Gabriel.
DDT on the concrete! Cena’s out cold! CAN HE COME BACK?! Even Lawler and Cole thinks its hopeless.
Team WWE wins when Cena makes Barrett submit in 35:18. Gabriel misses the 450, and Cena pins him. Barrett then just runs into the STF and that’s that. Very disappointing and a lot worse than I remember it. This match buried Nexus as any kind of threat. The only people they beat legit were Morrison and Truth. Bret got DQed. Jericho ran into Cena and got fluke pinned. Edge argued with Cena and got fluke pinned. Miz attacked Bryan. Cena of course OVERCAME the odds. Ugh. No idea how Barrett dragged this to December.
The debate of how significant this match was is Daniel Bryan’s comeback. I think it’s a good moment and it gave Bryan a good push out of the gate…but once he won the US title WWE did nothing with him for a good 10 months. He did wrestle a bunch of pre-PPV matches (Wrestlemania, Over the Limit, surely there is more) so there is that. So this all turned out to be meaningless.
Here’s my problem with the idea of the match as well. The commentators were selling it as the most important match in WWE history and all of that. So why then is R-Truth on the team? Shouldn’t Randy Orton or I don’t know, the WWE Champion Sheamus be on it instead. To an extent that thinking applies to Morrison and even Bret Hart.
This PPV is full of bullshit finishes and is pretty forgettable. All Summerslam 2010 got was the further development of The Miz as a main event star. Most of Nexus became nothing significant from their run in Nexus. Even Barrett…practically a sure thing, got lost in the shuffle with the Corre later. For a match with a lot of young guys the lack of historical significance is surprising.
I guess you can also say its Bret Hart’s last WWE PPV match, but no one remembers it for that.
Nexus should have been so much better. There was so much potential here.
Forgettable and overall too many weak finishes. Could have been worse but there was decent wrestling scattered around this show.
Final Grade: C
TLC 2009
December 13, 2009
San Antonio, TX
Reviewed on April 19, 2014
Background: While there were new guys coming along…Vince just wouldn’t allow his top guys to not get the main event money.
Not that it was really his fault. Vince had been burned once again by pushing someone to the top, as Jeff Hardy didn’t immediately resign with WWE once his contract expired. WWE had put three world titles on Jeff in the 9 months before this and he still would jump to TNA in January. For all those who complain that Vince keeps guys like Cena, HHH, Taker, Orton etc. at the top, it’s because he knows these guys won’t just leave him in the smoke. Ever since Bobby Lashley kinda did the same in early 2008, Vince had begun this holding pattern of rocket pushing someone, then burying them for a while (I guess to establish that WWE is responsible for their success) and then determining what to do from that point. We see two stages of this here: the burial (we don’t actually see it, but the World Champion two months ago, CM Punk, loses the dark match to R-Truth) and the mega push (Sheamus, who would be in the burial stage about 10 months from this point. Interesting note, you can argue Vince was somewhat right about Punk, as he did walk out four years later.
Anyway, there is one new guy who may become a star tonight: Sheamus. Other than that, your main events have Undertaker, Batista, Cena, HHH, Jericho, Big Show and HBK in them. Not exactly building the next generation.
Another point, 2009 was the first year of just theming events (Hell in a Cell was two months earlier) and it’s always going to be disappointing. Gimmick matches should fit the feud, not be forced upon because so and so PPV is coming up. Oh well.
The Card
ECW World Championship: Ladder Match
Christian© vs. Shelton Benjamin
This actually sounds like an awesome idea and exactly what the ECW Title should be about.
Story: Christian wants to steal the show!
Michael Cole owns Matt Striker on commentary. Good stuff.
Nice knee to the spine from Shelton there.
Shelton lands on his feet from a monkey flip. He almost botched it, but it was good enough.
Christian gets busted open as a ladder falls on his face. Ouch.
We get an official tending to Christian. I don’t understand why this is happening. Shelton, just go get the belt! Stupid idea.
Benjamin hits a somersault plancha on Christian on the floor from the ladder…but that was a stupid spot as well. Christian wasn’t staggering or anything and even tried to climb the ladder to stop Shelton. How about running away Christian? Think of that?
Reverse DDT off the ladder. Nice.
Something you don’t see every ladder match, Christian actually stopping midclimb as he saw Shelton was gonna do something to him. Nice psychology. Shelton follows it with some awesome athleticism, which leads to this ladder falling clotheslines.
Powerslam off the ladder. Some really nice spots in this one.
Awesome spot where Christian hands from the belt holder…and lands on Shelton who powerbombs him into a ladder in the corner.
Shelton gets the sunset flip over the ladder spot and Christian counters into a hurricanrana into the corner!
Christian splashes Benjamin through a ladder!
Christian wins in 18:05. After the splash, Christian goes up and grabs the title. What a fun opener. Some underrated psychology with the spots looking natural instead of contrived (which is why the first MITB is better than the others, for the record). The middle part where Christian was bleeding hurt it a bit, but a fun match is a fun match. Good chance at being the match of the night.
Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre
This was pre-good music for McIntyre.
McIntyre was McMahon’s chosen superstar, which in hindsight, is hilarious. Could have tied that into a Vince is losing his mind at an older age gimmick.
Although I’m probably higher on McIntyre than most, he was not nearly ready for the big time yet.
Really nice tilt a whirl into a DDT counter from Morrison.
Reverse Alabama Slam was pretty cool from Drew.
Morrison with a Disaster kick off the apron. Nice.
Horrible Starship Pain there.
Drew McIntyre pins John Morrison to win the title in 10:19. Scot Drop, or Future Shock DDT for the win. Morrison carried McIntyre here as Morrison did anything entertaining in this thing. Decent match overall, but no one cared about who went over.
WWE Women’s Championship
Michelle McCool© vs. Mickie James
I think this was part of the Piggy James storyline.
Ok it was. Honestly I would have been fine with the whole angle…if James wins at the end of course.
This is a pretty good Diva’s match.
Michelle McCool retains in 7:31. Layla shoves Mickie off the top rope…but she spin kicks Layla off the apron. Roll up gets 2, but then McCool hits a brutal kick to the face for the win. Pretty good Diva’s match, a lot of hard hitting and a nice finish.
WWE World Championship: Tables Match
John Cena© vs. Sheamus
Story: Sheamus won an up and comer battle royal. He destroyed everyone on ECW. He put Mark Cuban through a table. He ended Jamie Noble’s career. He was a legit bad ass. So CAN CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS?!
I know the general idea is everyone is better as a heel, lol. But…Sheamus was a real bad ass as a heel. This should be his character now.
Fans want Sheamus to win. Can Cena be cheered against anyone?
At least this match has been 50:50, and not Cena just killing Sheamus.
Match really picks up when Cena and Sheamus brawl on the outside.
Sheamus throwing the table out of the ring when getting beat up by Cena was a great spot.
Sheamus wins the title when he “shoves” Cena through a table at 16:19. They tease a superplex spot…but Sheamus shoves Cena off the top and falls off himself, but Cena crashes through the table in the ring. Awful finish. Many thought it was a botch as Sheamus lands near a table on the outside. I don’t think so though as they act naturally afterwards. Nonetheless, finish sucks because it doesn’t put Sheamus over! It looks like a mistake, that Sheamus got lucky! If you are gonna go with him, GO WITH HIM. Cena can take a loss here. Jeez. Sheamus’s reign goes horribly too, as he’s an undercard champ and a transitional champion…and his reign meant NOTHING in terms of historical value. Whatever. The match itself wasn’t bad though.
World Heavyweight Championship: Chairs Match
The Undertaker© vs. Batista
Batista turned heel on Rey Mysterio and it was damn refreshing. Batista as always, wanted the title. So here we are.
I have high hopes for this, as Taker and Batista had oddly great chemistry in 07-08.
In a Chairs match, the only legal weapon is a chair.
I do like how Batista didn’t waste time and went right for a chair.
Batista uses a chair shot and a low blow to win the title? How weak was that?
The Undertaker retains the title by pin in 13:14. Teddy Long comes out and says the low blow is still illegal, so the match is restarted. Boot and Tombstone for the win. The finish somehow got worse! I thought Teddy Long was a heel at this point? No wonder neither World Title match was the main event, both finishes blew. Also, this match never connected and was slow the whole way. Ah well.
Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston
There was a Kofi-Orton segment right before this where Kofi calls Orton a coward. Ok then. Weird timing for that.
This was the trying to get Kofi Kingston over as a top guy attempt. Never stuck.
Randy Orton pins Kofi Kingston in 13:11. RKO! Not much to say here. I guess Kofi wrestled Orton 50:50, which was nice to push Kofi, but some guys are just meant to be midcard fun babyfaces, and one of those guys is Kofi Kingston. Match was completely uneventful.
Batista confronts Teddy Long. He says he was robbed (he was) and Long better make it right.
WWE Unified World Tag Team Championship: Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Chris Jericho and Big Show© vs. Triple H and Shawn Michaels
You know I laughed that this was main eventing and neither World Title matches were (same happened at HIAC), but with it being in San Antonio for Shawn and the fact that both World Title matches had bs finishes, I’m okay with it.
DX was probably the hottest act in the company at that point too, so I guess that helps justify it.
Odd portion near the beginning where Big Show and Chris Jericho fight HHH on the rampway…then HBK joins then, HBK…GO FOR THE BELTS!
Dueling chairs!
Suplexing a ladder on Jericho. Ouch.
Pretty cool spot where they hang HHH in the tree of toe in the ladder, then send Shawn flying into him…where Shawn does his corner flip.
That had to be the best punch to the chair I’d ever seen. Looks like it killed HHH.
Big Show actually takes the flying off the ladder hanged on the top rope spot, nice.
Pedigree right after looks terrible though.
Big Show breaks a ladder for no reason. Odd.
A DX ladder sandwich…and Big Show breaks another ladder.
DX wins the Tag Team Titles at 22:32. Pretty funny ending. Show takes out DX, but there’s no ladder in the ring since Big Show broke them. Jericho tried to balance himself on Show’s shoulders…but this fails as Jericho can’t free his hands to grab the belts. DX comes back in, and Show and Jericho are stuck. Sweet Chin Music to Show…and that sends Jericho flying to the outside and he hits a table face first. Another SCM, then HHH holds up the half ladder and HBK grabs the belts. Not bad. A little slow at times but it was pretty good otherwise. It was a ladder match disguised as a tornado tag match, which was quite refreshing actually.
Kinda tough to review. Most of the matches were good…but none of them were great (maybe Christian vs. Shelton was close). Both World Title matches having bs finishes sucked. Main ended the right way though. Historically, this show probably hurt Sheamus more than helped him, which is crazy since he won the World Title. DX winning the tag belts didn’t mean a whole lot, they lost them to Miz and Show a couple of months later.
Maybe I could get this into the B range had Taker vs. Batista not sucked. Or if Orton vs. Kofi mattered at all. But they didn’t. Can’t ignore the mostly good wrestling though.
Final Grade: C+
ECW One Night Stand 2006
June 11, 2006
New York, NY
Reviewed on March 4, 2014
Background: I don’t remember when it was decided that WWE would add a third brand, the ECW brand, but I remember being shocked about it. This was a huge deal. The revival of ECW! And it’s going to have all of the classic ECW guys like RVD and Sabu! And you know what, it really looked like WWE wasn’t going to mess this one up. The Rise and Fall of ECW was a great documentary. One Night Stand 2005 was one of the greatest PPVs ever (or…at least a great PPV) and actually sold quite well. The money would practically print itself. Sigh.
One Night Stand 2006 was the launching pad for the ECW brand. This show was more of a new start than a reunion show. Some storylines focused on ECW stealing some RAW and Smackdown talent. Kurt Angle and The Big Show would both become ECW talents. Also, both Sabu and RVD had shots at the World Heavyweight and WWE titles respectively. Anything could happen at this PPV…and surely, anything will. People were legitimately excited for this prospect.
The Card
The crowd is electric early on! ECW! ECW! ECW!
Yeah, that was the first line of the ONS2005 review. Well, that’s just what ECW fans do!
“If Cena Wins, We Riot.” The classic sign.
Paul Heyman’s out first. This ain’t Raw. This ain’t Smackdown…this ain’t even WWE!
Heyman thanks the fans. I’m sure he means it.
It’s a pretty awesome promo. Paul Heyman is one of the best promo men in wrestling history.
Taz vs. Jerry Lawler
This began with the Joey Styles worked shoot and Lawler slapping him in the fact. Lawler was the perfect ECW heel, he basically just played it like he did in 1997.
Taz makes Jerry Lawler pass out in 0:35. Lawler slaps Styles on the way to the ring. Styles jumps on his back. When Lawler fends him off and sets him up for the piledriver, Taz locks him in the Tazmission for the win. Fun way to start the show, good way for Lawler to get his comeuppance.
Taz joins Styles on commentary. Sorry, but Taz is not as good as Mick Foley.
WWE vs. ECW recap video. Highlights Big Show’s ECW turn. And the John Cena vs. Sabu match.
Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton
There’s history here. These two were part of the World Heavyweight Title match at Mania 22, and Angle snapped Orton’s ankle later (or, wellness strike #1).
One of the best things Orton has ever done is use pyro as heel heat.
Kurt Angle’s theme is a bit remixed to drown out any YOU SUCK chants.
What a difference a year makes. Fans are all for Angle here. This time last year they were telling him that he sucked dick.
Great chants here. “Angle’s gonna kill you” and a break his ankle chant.
This match is purely used to put Angle over as a shoot wrestling killer. Just like the original Taz.
This match can be described as Kurt Angle making Randy Orton his bitch. There’s a beautiful spot where Angle traps Orton with his legs then just slaps the back of his head a few times.
Orton finally gets some offense in…but you just know he’s getting killed soon.
Pretty sure Angle stole the triple German from Benoit.
Kurt Angle makes Randy Orton submit in 15:07. Orton goes for a RKO but Angle counters by just shoving Orton hard to the mat. Angle goes for the Angle Lock, but Orton rolls him up for 2. Angle gets the Angle Lock and grapevines the leg for the win. Good match to make Angle look like a bad ass. It’s a shame his WWE days were numbered. I do think Orton gets a little too much offense in at the end, but it works. Don’t worry Orton fans, he gets his return win at Vengeance.
The FBI (Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke) vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy
I laughed about this match, simply because it’s basically the same match from last One Night Stand. That match was damn good though.
Big Guido is the only FBI member back from last year.
Tajiri just comes all nonchalant and breaks up a submission by kicking the hell out of Mamaluke.
This is a very different match than last year’s international three way dance. A lot of technical wrestling from Tony Mamaluke.
Admittedly, the commentary taking shots at Smackdown is a little annoying.
Double Tree of Woe! Stereo dropkicks to the face!
Super Crazy hits a springboard Asai Moonsault to the FBI to the outside…and lands on his feet!
Big Guido beats up Crazy.
Super Crazy I think botches a backdrop or a flapjack, that could have been bad but he gets away with it.
Camel Clutch on Crazy and a second rope dropkick from Guido!
Tajiri with an Octopus Hold! Awesome.
Double Tarantula!
They chop down Big Guido!
The FBI win when they pin Tajiri in 12:24. Little Guido hits this brutal dropkick on an inverted Super Crazy to get rid of him, then the FBI hit a double brainbuster for the win. Very fun match. Not quite as good as last year’s, but that’s not fair at all.
Here comes the Big Show! He takes out everyone…and hits Tony Mamaluke with a Cobra Clutch Backbreaker! What happened to that move? It was sick!
It’s JBL!
He shoots on what he did to The Blue Meanie last year. Which was pretty fucked up at the time to be fair.
He points out that RVD, Big Show and Kurt Angle are stars because of Vince McMahon. He’s mostly correct on that.
JBL makes fun of ScyFy. Thanks to Taz leaving Smackdown, JBL is now the voice of Smackdown!
He calls ECW the minor league. To be fair, he’s not wrong.
I like JBL…but that really wasn’t necessary.
World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio© vs. Sabu
Admittedly don’t understand why Sabu got a shot at the title here. RVD had to use Money in the Bank afterall.
Sabu has weird fuzzy pants.
No baggy pants for Rey this time. He should have swapped attires in regards to his ONS choices.
Dueling chairs to start!
There’s something wrong with Nick Patrick being the referee in an ECW show.
Oh, no dueling chairs afterall.
Dueling chairs!
Air Sabu early!
Air Mysterio! Pretty nice hurricanrana there.
Pretty sure Sabu gave Rey a concussion with that chair throw there.
Perfect top rope moonsault from Rey!
Rey drives Sabu through a table! Sabu looked like he hurt his throat there.
Great sequence of missed flips and stuff. Hard to explain but it works.
Triple Jump Moonsault…I think Sabu legit hurts Rey there though.
My god that had to be a concussion. Holy shit. What a chair to the head.
Sabu and Rey Mysterio wrestle to a no contest in 9:10. Springboard into a DDT through the table! Oddly some guy in a tux who’s a doctor is out and says it’s over, neither can fight anymore. It’s a very weak finish that at the time maybe was creating a no violence NY State Wrestling Commission character, but it didn’t work. But the match up until the actual finish is great.
Mick Foley, Edge and Lita vs. Beulah, Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk
Reading Mick Foley’s Hardcore Diaries really gave a lot of insight into this match and how frustrating it was for Foley specifically. Vince had no hope of this match being any good. It almost became an eight man tag.
Foley turned heel here and went with the “I once was a part of ECW, but I became a bigger star in WWE” route. Mick does the classic “You’re right, I sold out…..I sold out Madison Square Garden etc.” Just classic.
He brings up that he once loved ECW….when it was owned by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! Long live the Alliance! What an awesome line that is.
Edge is great here too. “This is their Christmas, only their Santa Claus is Jewish, fat, bald and gives out an endless supply of bullshit”
Lita’s mic skills were never good.
This match is originally just a tag without the women, but Beulah knows about Lita’s fondess for threesomes…so six person tag it is.
Man Terry Funk makes slaps even look good.
It doesn’t take long for the weapons to come out.
Edge gets hip tossed on a ladder!
Spinning ladder!
Edge sends Terry Funk crashing down as he climbed a ladder. Funk was 61 years old here.
Barbed Wire board!
They suplex the board on Dreamer! Dreamer went through so much in these ECW PPVs. Makes you feel worse when you remember he jobbed to Daivari 6 months later.
Fans want fire. Sick bastards.
Foley in the wire! Jeez.
Funk takes the board to the face! They’re all sick.
Foley punches Funk in the face with barbed wire on his arm….then Foley tries to take out the eye!
Funk keeps yelling “My eye! My eye!” Most amazing seller in the business here.
Funk gets taken to the back.
Poor Dreamer. Poor poor Dreamer.
Socko!
Socko to Beulah!
Edge is about to have his way with Beulah….but here comes Funk with a 2×4 with barbed wire on it!
Funk owns them all.
The 2×4 is on fire! Fire to Foley! Foley’s on fire! Foley through the barbed wire board! Oh My God!
Edge sends Funk into Foley….their night is over.
Dreamer accidentally chokes Edge out for real here with the barbed wire, which I think Lita knew. Beulah takes her down…catfight!
Death Valley Driver to Lita!
Educator with the wire to Dreamer!
Edge, Mick Foley and Lita win when Edge pins Beulah in 18:45. Edge spears Beulah! Great facial expression from Beulah. Edge gets the win with the most provocative cover in wrestling history. Violent match. Great match. Watching Funk try to get out of the wire is something else.
There’s John Cena in the back, thinking about the match!
There’s Rob Van Dam in the back thinking about the match!
Masato Tanaka vs. Balls Mahoney
A lot of wrestling early on. Which isn’t the way to go with Mahoney ever.
This match is to put over Balls I guess.
Crowd is into it, which helps.
I did like how Balls would use people’s beers as a weapon.
Balls Mahoney pinned Masato Tanaka in 5:03. Dueling chairs! Tanaka gets the advantage but misses the chair shot. Mahoney nails his chair shot and dents the chair! 1…2…3! The first okay match of all the One Night Stands. It was to put Balls over, and it did.
We get the RVD vs. Cena video. I’ll get to this match in a sec….
Here comes Eugene!
As Eugene’s uncle Eric Bischoff once said, Eugene is as smart as a ECW fan!
Are you saying boo…or U for Eugene! BOOOO! Thanks everybody!
Eugene has a poem for us!
ECW’s the place to be.
I love Terry Funk and RVD.
Stevie Richards makes me cowl.
I take a bath and use Taz’s towel.
ECW is not phony.
I want to hug Balls Mahoney.
I want to hug all of you.
I want to picnic with Sabu!
I have to say….Sandman’s entrance isn’t the same without Enter Sandman.
Sandman is in amazing shape compared to last year.
Eugene goes for the hug…then gets the everliving shit caned out of him.
WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. Rob Van Dam
RVD won the 2nd ever Money in the Bank and decided to cash it in at One Night Stand. Makes perfect sense. For a while, RVD was the only one to cash in the briefcase in an actual match.
This match is actually the Dr. J to Cena vs. Punk at MITB 2011’s Michael Jordan.
I actually have a lot of respect for Cena here. If he had actually won he might have not left alive…and really dealt with the boos well.
Cena tries to throw his gear into the crowd and the crowd keeps throwing it back.
It’s pretty cool how RVD just absolutely owns the arena.
Here comes the toilet paper!
Early on they do a bunch of things to play to the crowd (the boo-yay-boo-yay sequence).
ECW fans are hypocrites. They chant “same old shit” to Cena…but RVD’s been doing the same old shit longer than Cena has.
RVD with a moonsault off the stairs!
RVD’s corkscrew legdrop with his opponent lying on the railing was always a great spot.
Rolling Thunder on a chair!
Split Legged Moonsault on a chair…but Cena gets the chair up!
Cena uses the ropes like a heel, nice!
Cena sends RVD head first into a chair in the corner!
Cena with the Five Knuckle Shuffle! He then plays to the crowd. Cena can be a great heel sometimes.
Pretty sure RVD botches putting Cena on the top rope…but the crowd chants “Cena fucked up”. Nice.
Table propped in the corner!
The STFU!
Love Cena not breaking the hold after RVD got to the ropes.
Cena takes out the ref!
Rob Van Dam wins the WWE…now ECW Title when he pins John Cena in 20:41. Cena sends RVD to the outside. A guy in riot gear comes in and spears Cena through the propped table! I assume that was done to make it seem like it’s Rhyno…but it turns out to be Edge. RVD hits a Five Star and Heyman runs in to make a three count which did feel kinda odd. Taz makes a horrible call on commentary (Ok, I guess!). Match is good. It is clear that RVD isn’t the RVD of old though. RVD celebrates with the new WWECW!
This show was classic ECW’s last great moment. It’s hard to pinpoint the blame of WWECW’s demise. Was it when ScyFy demanded things like The Zombie? Was it the first ECW show that was just in a normal arena? Was it because Kurt Angle was gone a few weeks later? Was it when RVD and Sabu got caught smoking pot and Big Show became champion? Was it when Batista and Big Show headlined an ECW show? What about when Undertaker did one?
Rob Van Dam winning the classic ECW Title is a moment I’ll never forget. It’s too bad that everything went downhill from that point forward. I believe at this point the next year Vince was ECW World Champion. Just wow.
But this show, while not the first One Night Stand, was still a good and fun show. Almost everything hit, and even the things that didn’t weren’t horrible or even bad.
Final Grade: A-
WWE Wrestlemania 22
April 2, 2006
Chicago (Rosemont), IL
Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Background: We are well into the John Cena era, and there have been some recent bumps along the way. Cena was a very popular WWE Champion for about three months….and then went up against workrate favorites Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle and lost his babyface steam. Amazingly, Cena would actually never regain that babyface steam, constantly being booed for the next eight years. The John Cena character is one of the weirdest ones in WWE history when you think about it.
There was a small hiccup in the Cena reign though as Edge cashed in the first Money in the Bank and held the title for a few months. Batista, someone else who’s been the face of the WWE for the last year, got injured. Kurt Angle made a surprise move to Smackdown and won the World Title, trigging a short but exciting time for WWE in general. Edge and Angle as champs were more interesting than Batista and Cena for sure. Have no fear Cena and Batista fans though…these two would be at the very top for the next five years…and even eight years from the event as well.
Also, it is worth pointing out that Eddie Guerrero passed away five months prior. One of the major storylines revolved around Eddie Guerrero’s death, which involved Randy Orton being an outright dick and Rey Mysterio shocking everyone in winning the Royal Rumble.
The Card
This is the last Wrestlemania that was held in an arena I believe. It’s been a three year streak (Mania XX at MSG, XXI at Staples).
World Tag Team Championship
Big Show and Kane© vs. Carlito and Chris Masters
The only small story here is that Carlito and Masters have had some recent issues getting along.
It’s interesting that Chris Masters got a push when he wasn’t good, but when he was improving in 2011 he got released.
Kane with a flying clothesline from the top to the outside. Probably the best spot we’ll get in this one.
Carlito and Masters with a double flapjack on the Big Show. What strength!
Kane and Big Show retain when Kane pinned Carlito in 6:01. Masters accidentally hits Carlito, and Kane gets the chokeslam. Masters an Carlito argue afterwards. Match was 80% Kane and Big Show. This would be the end of the Chris Masters run for the most part, and the idea that Carlito could be a top guy didn’t make it to 2007. I guess this was okay, not really the hot opener Wrestlemania needs.
The Coach interviews Shawn Michaels. Did Coach turn face at some point? He was a heel in late 05.
Money in the Bank
Bobby Lashley vs. Ric Flair vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin
Only Shelton returns from last year. This is an odd group to be honest. Lashley, Finlay and Flair?
Finlay was such a random comeback in 2006. His run was enjoyable though.
Fans hot for RVD.
RVD with an over the top rope dive onto Matt Hardy, who was holding a ladder. Lawler points out that was a stupid move. I agree, it probably hurt RVD more.
Benjamin sets the ladder up as a stairway up the ropes….then does a running Senton onto Lashley, RVD and Hardy. Nice! Benjamin made a star out of himself at Mania XXI’s MITB.
Matt Hardy superplexes the 57 year old Ric Flair off the top of the ladder…which leads to Flair screaming in pain. Refs throw up the x, but I think that’s a work.
RVD misses a Rolling Thunder on the ladder. Ouch.
Benjamin with an awesome sunset flip powerbomb attempt off the ladder to Lashley…only he needed two others to finish the powerbomb.
Flair makes his way back! WOOO!
Flair takes ANOTHER top of the ladder bump when Finlay hits him with his club. Flair is so sick.
RVD knocks Lashley off with a dropkick/chair combo! Not sure if that’s called the Van Daminator in that case.
RVD with a top rope splash off a ladder to Finlay. ECW! ECW! Amazing that a year 2006 turns out to be for ECW.
RVD is about to win before Benjamin goes all Spider-Man.
Rob Van Dam wins in 12:14. Benjamin and Matt Hardy fight on a ladder next to RVD’s, and RVD kicks the ladder away. I think Benjamin is supposed to straddle the top rope but misses. RVD then grabs the case. While this is a fun match, it’s arguably the weakest Money in the Bank Match. It was too short, and outside of Shelton Benjamin, lacking any creativity. Lashley and Finlay seemed miscast.
Randy Orton interrupts Hall of Famer Mean Gene Okerlund! The injured Batista interrupts Orton, tells him he’s going to win the belt when he comes back. Funny, these could be considered shots fired to set up Wrestlemania eight years later!
Hall of Fame. There is a nice trolling line from Howard Finkel. “Ladies and Gentlemen Hall of Famer Bret “The Hitman” Hart….was not comfortable in participating in this evening’s event. Awesome Fink.
Okerlund, Sherri, Tony Atlas, Verne Gagne, William “The Fridge” Perry, The Blackjacks.
And Eddie Guerrero. Huge cheers here. And rightfully so.
WWE United States Championship
Chris Benoit© vs. JBL
Story: Benoit apparently broke JBL’s hand in the past…but it is healed now.
Cole says that JBL bragged about beating Eddie at GAB 04, so if he beats Benoit here, in his mind he becomes the greatest technical wrestler ever. Tazz says that remains to be seen. Um…no it doesn’t. Not at all.
This is going to be a stiff one.
Benoit tried to be JBL the same way he beat Orlando Jordan….with the Crossface in 30 seconds.
JBL has never been in the greatest shape…but he’s clearly not in good shape here.
This match has absolutely no flow. I know it may be easy to blame JBL here, but I do think Benoit might have just given up at this point as well. Probably 75 on JBL, 25 on Benoit.
Eddie starts mocking Eddie Guerrero. I didn’t think the Rey stuff was in bad taste…but JBL doing it here? That’s bad taste.
JBL won’t stop with the Eddie stuff.
JBL now doing a very slow Three Amigos. Awful.
Benoit later does the Three Amigos. Benoit is the best friend of Guerrero, and he’s the face. That’s why it’s better there.
JBL wins the title when he pinned Benoit in 9:48. Benoit locks in the Crossface and JBL easily rolls into an advantageous pin combo for the win. He also used the ropes. Finish was okay I guess, but the match didn’t flow and had some bad moments. One of the worst Benoit matches I’d ever seen.
Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge
Apparently Foley was a ref in a Cena-Edge title match, and Edge blamed Foley for the loss. Edge is also disgusted that Foley went from Hardcore Legend to a human muppet.
Joey Styles gets to call this match! He’s about to lose his Wrestlemania virginity!
Foley looks really fat coming out…but that’s actually intentional.
Brutal cookie sheet shots. Jeez.
Baseball slide dropkicks a sign into Foley’s face!
Spear….but Edge is hurt? Foley was wearing another shirt…and underneath was barbed wire!
Edge’s arm is bleeding.
Foley starts whipping Edge is the wire. It looks sicker than it sounds. And it sounds sick.
Lita saves Edge from Barbie by jumping on Foley’s back, but then Foley has the sick idea to do a Cactus Clothesline with Lita on him! Great spot.
Wow Edge just slams Foley hard on the steel ramp. That hurt me.
Edge douses Foley in lighter fluid. My god.
Foley is about to con-chair-to (with a pan and a chair) on Edge but Lita tries to make the save. Foley looks downright frightening and Lita sells is great when Foley threatens to hit her with the chair.
Edge with a perfect shot to Foley’s head with Barbie…Foley’s busted.
Edge actually brings in the thumbtacks!
Foley counters Edge and makes Edge a human pin cushion. Oh My God!
Barbed Wire Socko!
Lita gets Barbed Wire Socko was well!
You have to give Edge a lot of credit here. He didn’t wear a shirt for all of this violence. I’m sure he still has scars.
Edge pinned Mick Foley in 14:36. Foley pours lighter fluid on the table…but Lita hits him with Barbie! Lita lights the table on fire….and EDGE SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE 2ND ROPE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE. What a sick fuck. Edge should have just been handed his Hall of Fame Ring right there. Edge gets the pin on the floor. I’d have to double check, but I’m pretty sure this was my 2006 Match of the Year. This also provided a great backdrop to the One Night Stand 06 six person tag.
Incredible match, and it made up for what had been a lackluster show so far.
At first I thought Edge was just selling the fire brilliantly, then I realized he probably just burned himself instead. What a sick match.
Booker T goes through a hallway of freaks…Pirate Paul Burchill, Gene Snitsky, Ted Dibiase, Eugene, Mae Young and Goldust in a dress (Oprah-dust). Funny segment…even if the Snitsky-Young part is a little too much (He’s licking her foot).
Dibiase with some epic laughing at the end.
Handicap Match
Booker T and Queen Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman
Can this match follow Edge vs. Foley?!?
I liked the Boogeyman character. I liked the theme song. I liked the entrance.
I hated Boogeyman wrestling.
Haha Booker tries to have Sharmell start the match. Awesome.
It was a trap! A funny one though.
Booker is owning early. Boogeyman does sell the side kick brilliantly to be fair.
Boogeyman is doing the Boogeyman version of the Hulk Up!
Book-End!
Boogeyman kicks out!
Boogeyman offense looks uncoordinated.
OMG THE WORMS!
He ATE THE WORMS!
The Boogeyman pins Booker T in 3:43. Boogeyman kisses Sharmell with the worms…then chokebombs Booker T for the win. This was pretty bad…although it should have been a lot worse. What the fuck did Booker T do to deserve this for Wrestlemania? Amazingly, King Booker would be World Champion four months later.
Probably the best booked Women’s Title feud ever coming up.
Women’s Championship
Trish Stratus© vs. Mickie James
Story: Mickie James is Trish Stratu’s stalker. It started off as her biggest fan…and turned into being sexually attracted to her. It’s not just the storyline that’s great…but how convincing Mickie is in the role. No idea what happened to Mickie afterwards as I don’t remember a thing until Piggy James four years later.
Jim Ross takes a random shot at Lawler…telling him Mickie may be too old for her because she is in her early 20s.
I do believe there is a taunt from Mickie edited out of the WWE Network version of this….which is Mickie air licking a V made by her hands. You figure it out.
Trish with some really hard chops.
Blocked kick turns into a split from Mickie. Nice.
Trish dropkicks Mickie from the ring. Hard to explain, but it was a cooler than the standard dropkick.
Trish Chick Kick’s the ring post. Creative spots here.
Mickie DDT’s the ankle. Just tons of creativity.
Crowd is very hot for Mickie James. They actually boo Trish Stratus.
Mickie really works on the leg.
Fantastic head scissors by Trish with her legs crossed. Horrible fans for booing that.
Mickie counters the Trish corner handstand and starts shrieking like a maniac. Amazing.
Running powerbomb by Trish…but Mickie showed excitement when her legs were wrapped around Trish’s head. Amazing telling of the story.
Mickie counters the Stratusfaction by grabbing Trish’s crotch. Just wow.
Mickie James wins the Women’s Title when she pinned Trish at 8:48. The match is just amazing…but unfortunately Mickie’s Stratusfaction attempt is horribly botched. The WWE Network cuts out the botch…but I remember it clearly. Mickie tries to save it with a Chick Kick, but that hurt the match a lot. Still a very good match.
I forgot that all the McMahon’s, even Linda, were heels here. Time for a McMahon family prayer!
“God, let’s face it, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me.” And it only gets better. Sure maybe mocking God is in bad taste, but I do find it funny here.
Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
This was before Henry’s 2008 emergence as a legit bad ass. In 2006, he still kinda sucked.
Henry has the very underrated “Echo” as his theme music. It’s pretty awesome.
Taker had just morphed into Match of the Year Taker as he had a match of the Year Candidate at No Way Out a month prior against Kurt Angle.
Just wondering, why didn’t we get Angle vs. Taker here and Orton vs. Rey for the Title?
Match is being built as Mark Henry being an immovable object. I get it, but it doesn’t really work here as the Undertaker should be able to take down Mark Henry here.
Old School! Nope, Henry ruined it.
Taker gets it on the 2nd attempt.
Taker hasn’t knocked Mark Henry down yet. See, it just doesn’t seem that believable.
World Strongest Slam! Cover! Mark eventually figures out there are no pins in a Casket Match.
Taker does the Samoan Headbutt spot with Henry.
Taker powerbombs Henry out of the corner. He finally knocked Henry down!
Undertaker busts out the over the top rope dive to Henry! He outright clears the casket too!
Undertaker wins in 9:28. Tombstone then Henry is rolled into the Casket. Match is a lot worse than I remember it…but Taker saves it a little with the over the top rope dive. Sometimes it is the moment that matters.
No Holds Barred
Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. McMahon
Story here: McMahon gives the fans what he wants. HBK gives the fans what the fans want. Vince is looking to screw HBK worse than he screwed Bret.
Vince has a poster of him on Fitness Magazine at ringside.
Shawn smashes the poster over Vince’s head. Pretty funny.
Shawn dominated the beginning…but here comes The Spirit Squad!
This is Dolph Ziggler’s Wrestlemania debut everybody!
HBK takes out the Squad.
Vince has control thanks to the Squad. For the record this is how Vince should be booked. He’s not a wrestler, so he should need help to get advantages.
Vince is mocking Bret Hart here.
Now he’s loading up for Sweet Chin Music!
Shawn blocks!
Michaels’ regains control and hits his spots. Very nice elbow from the top. So now that he’s in control, you know what that means? It means Shane McMahon is here! Kendo stick shot to Michaels!
Shane’s got handcuffs!
Vince is taking off his pants. Kiss My Ass Club time!
Shawn counters…and Shane joins the club.
Shawn handcuffs Shane to the outside of the ring. Shawn mocks Shane’s taunt…then beats the crap out of him with the kendo stick. Crowd gets into it.
Absolutely brutal chairshot to the head of Vince. You will not see shots like that ever again.
Ladder shot to the head of Vince!
Garbage Can shot to the head of Vince! I’m starting to feel bad for Vince.
Shawn Michaels pins Mr. McMahon in 18:22. Shawn gets a huge ladder and sets Vince up in the center of the ring on a table. You can see Shane holding down the ladder on the outside. Vince is on the table in a garbage can. We get the DX sign. Huge elbow drop through Vince and the table! Shawn makes sure to get Sweet Chin Music in for the win. I mean this is a good match overall I think. I do think it is a bit much at the end when beats the crap out of McMahon. Weird as it sounds, but this match is the violent version of Bret vs. Vince four years later. It never looked like Vince was the better wrestler, which is good. Also, the moment is once again really good. Also, bonus points for Vince flipping Michaels off while being stretchered away. Also good DX foreshadowing.
World Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle© vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton
Angle had absolutely taken out the comedy portion of his character at this point. It’s a shame we didn’t see an extended WWE run of this Angle.
Of course, the exploitation of Eddie Guerrero’s death is all over this, and while it’s a bit much, I do think it’s okay. Like I am okay with Rey doing Eddie stuff. But not when Orton says Eddie is in hell.
I totally forgot how lame it was to get Orton and Rey in the match. Teddy Long just re-adds Rey back in after Orton beat him at No Way Out.
POD Live for Rey. Rey looks like a mini-Tatanka with his entrance attire.
Angle’s pyro is pretty incredible.
Orton with a great start, takes the WHC belt from the ref and nails Angle.
Angle does a double German suplex to Orton and Rey…and Rey goes flying!
These three do a lot of really fun spots, like Angle sending Rey into Orton, who was on the top rope…and Rey finishing with a hurricanrana.
Let’s Go Angle. Shame fans aren’t more into Rey. Another reason they should have went with Taker vs. Angle and Rey vs. Orton.
Angle counters the 619 with an Ankle Lock! Rey taps, but Orton distracts the ref.
Angle is just destroying everyone with germans. Poor Rey landed on his face. And he got Angle Slammed over the top rope.
Now Orton taps….but the ref was distracted by Rey. Really protecting Angle here, and actually, I’m okay with that.
Angle kicks out of a RKO!
Rey tries a 619 using the ringpost, but he loses grip. Unfortunate botch there.
Orton does this gutwrench neckbreaker. Why doesn’t he bring that back?
Orton survives an Angle Slam.
Rey Mysterio wins the World Title when he pins Orton in 9:19. Rey counters an Angle Lock into an armdrag that sends Angle out. 619 and Springboard Hurricanrana to Orton for the win. Match had good moments, but it was underwhelming. This was supposed to be Rey’s big moment, but all we got was a 9 minute match that Kurt Angle dominated anyway. The moves were really good though. Angle was the man. Don’t remember Rey being booed like that in favor of Angle though.
Rey winning is a good moment though. I never thought Rey Mysterio would win a world championship. He ended up with three.
JR is hyping up HHH vs. Cena. Video of Cena got booed. I think JR has forgotten about the Pillow Fight.
Playboy Pillow Fight
Torrie Wilson vs. Candace Michelle
I think Torrie’s theme is dubbed…as this is the Laycool theme playing. Maybe I don’t remember correctly and she had this though.
Candace is hot. Torrie is hot. That’s the whole match.
Looking it up, it looks like Torrie had the Laycool theme before Laycool. How about that.
Candance does get this one cool leg choke that’s where she handstands on the apron.
Torrie Wilson pins Candace Michelle in 3:54. A little too long for my tastes, but it was great to look at for sure.
WWE Championship
John Cena© vs. Triple H
Story here is that HHH thinks Cena is a second rate champion. I normally don’t like that narrative as it usually diminishes the title, but it works here as Cena kinda was that as he won the title on Smackdown.
New HHH music. Behold the King…the King of Kings!
Triple H’s entrance is ridiculous. He looks like a 2nd rate Conan the Barbarian.
JR brings up that this was HHH’s 11th straight Mania, and the record was set by Bret with 12. HHH wouldn’t get there, as he missed Mania 23 with an injury.
Cena’s is a bit funny (it also described the 1 vs 99% thing) although just as ridiculous with the 20’s gangster feel. But now, the most important part of the show.
CM Punk was in the main event of Wrestlemania!!!! He’s hanging on the car in Cena’s entrance!
Anyway…
Cena is just getting booed out of the building. Shows Chicago hated him away before CM Punk vs. Cena at MITB 11.
The storyline is very similar to HHH vs. Booker at Wrestlemania XIX.
HHH shows dominance early, giving the impression that he’s outwrestling Cena.
There’s even fuck you Cena chants in this. Didn’t think that began until ONS 06.
HHH goes for a piledriver on the floor…but gets backdropped on the ramp. Ouch.
NANANANANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOOD BYE chant. No idea why.
Awesome clothesline from HHH.
HHH working on the neck. Neckbreakers, neck vices, sleepers.
Big Cena comeback here. BOOOOOOOO!
Five Knuckle Shuffle countered into a Spinebuster!
He gets it the second time…and here is the STFU! Will the Game tap?!
HHH survives.
FU…countered and HHH shoves Cena and the ref into corner…then low blows them both!
HHH with the DX crotch chop. Foreshadowing!
Here comes the Sledgehammer!
HHH nails him!
Cena kicks out!
FU to HHH!
HHH kicks out!
Cena up top? Okay? Totally misses the crossbody. How random.
John Cena retains the title by making HHH submit in 22:02. HHH goes for the pedigree…but Cena turns it into a STFU. HHH tries to get to the ropes…but he’s forced to submit. It’s a solid match, but I don’t think it’s anything special. HHH put Cena over here, and that seems correct. You can’t go with the “this guy isn’t a good wrestler” narrative and then beat him down too (right Booker?)
This Wrestlemania had some good moments, some bad moments and a lot of whatever. Opener was whatever. RVD winning MITB II was good, and the match was decent. No idea what happened to Benoit, must have been an off night or JBL was that bad at this point. Foley vs. Edge was amazing. Booker/Sharmell vs. Boogey was the opposite. Trish vs. Mickie was great. Taker vs. Henry was whatever, but Taker gave it a moment with his dive. HBK vs. Vince is a bit of a fun brawl with some parts that dragged. Rey’s title win was a let down, although the match I guess is okay for what it was. Pillow Fight was fun to look at. HHH vs. Cena was solid, although not the most exciting of Wrestlemania main events.
Interesting note here: You know why WWE doesn’t care if you boo guys like Batista now? Because you booed Cena eight years ago and it didn’t matter, no one bit. Fans will give their money to WWE no matter what it seems. I’m included with that. I bought the Network after all.
Enough good moments here to get this out of C range, but I wouldn’t flat out call it good.
Final Grade: B-